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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2009, 08:22:19 PM »
DOH ! i just forgot the brightest most darnestly intelligent idea that any egg head ever came up with, now, while thinking it over, he heard a familiar crackling sound, and he said to himself: " wait a minute! i know what that is! why, it is"......................

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2009, 09:11:16 PM »
George Herbert Walker Bush having a crappy idea about running for the presidency.
This led him to giggling. And then,,,,,,
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2009, 09:54:44 PM »
he decided to rub some Vegemite anal lube on his

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2009, 10:05:08 PM »
well, ofcourse on his hot-dog  ::), the one that he'd ordered online specially from "san-francisco" , why? cuz, its good for DIGESTION, helps it pass through the guts NICELY  :-X  :), but little did he know that somebody had played with him, for they had put such a nasty chilly sauce on it, not even the Mariachis of Guada La Hara could stand that, and so just after a few minutes he felt that typical rumbling mumbling, that uneasy feeling.............

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2009, 01:50:20 AM »
of the plumbing being maltreated.
 Suddenly,,water lines burst all over the building!
The group looked at Biddy and in one voice exclaimed,,,,,
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2009, 01:39:53 PM »
With that Biddy passed some SERIOUS GAS, and the smell of Vegemite permeated the Steel, cracked the concrete and

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2009, 02:15:03 PM »
hearkened a rampage unthought of, the house was coming down in one big debacle, there was so little time.........

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2009, 01:28:48 AM »
 ,,,,that they all just stood there,hoping for the best.
 The walls crumbled,,the concrete disintegrated, the Harbinger Of Hell melted, nose hairs singed!
 Suddenly,,Bruce The Hoon appeared and snapped up Biddy in his mighty arms and ran out of the crumbling building.
 " hmph mhpmhp mmmph " said Bruce through the gas mask he was wearing.
 Biddy didnt care what was said,all he lnew is that he has to see a doctor about what he just did,,he knew it was normal.
 And one thing that neither Bruce orBiddy knew,was that G W Bush was holding onto a random strap ofleather on Bruce's armor and being dragged to saftety also.
If either Bruce or Biddy has known this,, they would have gladly ran back into the maeltrom.
 Anyway,,,the only thing going through G W 's mind was,,,,,
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2009, 07:03:37 PM »
ouch   ooch   ouch    ooch     ouch   oooch   ouch. and as usual, the rest of his mind lay quiet, undisturbed by thoughts...except for identifying the sensation of the leather strap slowly slipping from his sweaty palms...

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2009, 05:08:32 AM »
There was only one way to save himself!  There was a failsafe system created for just such a happening.  All one had to do to activate the FailSafe was to pronounce the word "Nuclear" correctly!

Having been Yale AND Harvard Educated, this should have presented no problem whatsoever

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2009, 06:32:12 PM »
"N-U-C-U-L-A-R!!!"

Riiiiiiiiip!  Suddenly the whole space-time thingamabob is torn asunder.  Everybody present is momentarily metamorphosed into balletic baboons donning pink frilly fluorescent tutus.  "Oh no not again!" screams Biddy.  But it's too late.  Suddenly a vast vortex appears before him and sucks him up like an ant having a particularly bad Monday morning being driven up the snout of a rather hungry aardvark.  "Mummy!" cries Biddy, but of course there...   

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2009, 06:42:57 PM »
Was no reply....  Biddy's mum, of course was at the  Frizzy, Farout, kinky, perverted, Sex Symposium, Sponsored by Merck' sexual aids...  However, there WAS, actually an answer to his plea...... 

It was none other than

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2009, 07:14:10 PM »
Biddy....

Somehow, probably by means of the vortex and all the space-time malarky going on, Biddy had been whisked off to 10 years earlier.  So now he is confronted by a spotty oink; himself, albeit 10 years younger. 

Without further ado, Biddy did what Biddy does best.  He took advantage of himself and...

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 01:50:20 AM »
bummed enough money to go to the nudie bar and take a trip to the International House of Mutant Potatoes.
 Biddy sat at the table trying to warn himself about the futurewhen suddenly their order arived.
Biddy then satthere wondering howto eat a mutant potatoe with 10,000 eyes.
He never could eat when someone is watching him.
 Anyway,,,he decided to tell his ten year younger self,,,,,,,
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 06:18:18 AM »
he needed to get off of the stick, and refine his shtick!  It was time to take over this place, break his mum out and 

Biddy is THE Dog!