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Offline knownassociate

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Golden Opportunities
« on: March 04, 2009, 01:07:25 AM »
Early this morning I decided today was the day to clear out the spam folders. Rather than just selecting the 'delete all forever to the burning torments of hell button', I opened the folder to first take a look...By golly, I sure was glad that I did!! I almost missed out on hundreds of golden opportunities!

Out of 100 messages,19 were for Viagra or similar products promising I could have an 'awesome pole'. Their words, not mine, honest. No thanks, I think I'll pass on that. 4 cruises. Numerous offers of unneeded credit help, refinancing, and government grants to lighten my heart and my financial burdens. Now, for down  south of the heart, there were at least 30 ads for multiple products for cleansing. I was tempted to google myself to see if I was wikied as being full of...it. The rest were for online education, cuz I iz stoopid. Dating/Singles/Match.com, cuz I iz lonely??. And online pharmacies because I needz drugz. If one of you would like to take advantage of any or all...of these just let me know and I would be happy to forward them to you. Even thought I did push that magic button after skimming through them, not to worry I can still get them for you, they'll all be back tomorrow.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 01:39:16 AM »
lmao that is great!!

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 02:03:51 AM »
I got one to make my boobs bigger
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 10:47:01 AM »
Wow, I could really use some of that stuff! A large 'pole' to please the women, lots of money from a Nigerian Prince in exile, higher education to make me smarter, and to top it all off, a clean colon!!!

There will be no stopping me after i take advantage of these awesome offers!

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 11:37:08 AM »
Unfortunately, it got wiped off my work server, but I used to get lots of spam in my work e-mail, and my favorite was for an herbal supplement that claimed to increase the amount of ejaculate by 837%.

Holy poo! :o

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 11:51:29 AM »
I deleted one of my email accounts permanently because over 90 per cent of messages was spam.   >:(
i'm waiting for someone to start an antisocial networking site.


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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 12:19:35 PM »
Must have been yahoo??

 :D
It was Hushmail SSL protected email,and I don't know who the f#ck leak it to spammers.   >:( >:(
i'm waiting for someone to start an antisocial networking site.


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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 12:52:30 PM »
Unfortunately, it got wiped off my work server, but I used to get lots of spam in my work e-mail, and my favorite was for an herbal supplement that claimed to increase the amount of ejaculate by 837%.

Super Spooge:  For those times you need to impregnate a small, mid-western town.
Size, it doesn't matter to me so long as I get it...Gotta go now.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 01:51:05 PM »
Mega Sperm
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 02:07:24 PM »
Seriously, though, unless you're filming it for porn sales, who really wants to get that messy in their own house?

With that kind of volume you'd be finding it all over the place!

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 02:15:58 PM »
Comments from satisfied users

Joe Blow:  They give me a Big Gulp cup at the sperm bank!

Santa:  It was a really white Christmas this year!

Col. Blasto:  I can use shock and awe on the vagina now!

Chef Nasty:  Try my new recipe for Eggs Benedict!
Size, it doesn't matter to me so long as I get it...Gotta go now.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 02:19:40 PM »
Frank,,,,you scare me man
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2009, 02:22:28 PM »
It's not just a floor wax, it's a dessert topping!

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2009, 02:24:09 PM »
Some gross-o I bet.  Yuck.
Size, it doesn't matter to me so long as I get it...Gotta go now.

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Re: Golden Opportunities
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2009, 04:53:16 PM »
mmmmmm,,,,gravy
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That way im never disapointed.