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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2009, 01:21:53 PM »
You use the gimmicks to distract from how fake everything is right?

 :P ;) ;D
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2009, 03:06:49 PM »
Its fake,,,in theory.  It tends to get a little real.
ALot of you thinkits fake blood that you see,,orthat we use "blood packs".
In two decades,,ive never seen what a blod pack is. Nor have I seen fake blood used.
Or a rubber chair for that matter,,and thats a real floor outside the ring.
Ive been nailed with everything from a steel chair to a front fender off of a 1976 trans am.
Ive never seen what people refer to as fake thumbtacks,,and only once seen candy glass. Oh,,and another thing,Id love to have been able to use "barbless" barbed wire. I might have avoided some scars in doing so.
 As far as the gimmicks,,thats for 2 things,,to entertain you fans,,and to give you someone to be behind or against.
 Its like some rock stars or actors,,their real names are a little too mundane for use,,such as Vince Niel,his real name is Vincent Whorton,,and Axle Roases real name is William Bailey.
 
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2009, 03:17:25 PM »
I remember this when Giant Haystacks was interviewed.

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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2009, 03:24:42 PM »
my point.
For every five minutes imin the ring,,i train for one hour
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2009, 07:16:44 PM »
RG - the fake thing was just a jab, I didn't really mean it...  ;) ;D

In fact, here's a clip I dig about the subject. The douchebag interviewer is none other than John Stossel who is a long-time TV 'journalist' and is now the co-anchor of ABC's 20/20. This clip is from 1984 and has Doctor D David Schultz givin' 'im the bid'ness...:

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« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2009, 07:26:00 PM »
I loved that clip.
 Ive had an open hand slap that actualy broke one of my molars.
Chest shops hurt,,i know one wrestler that actualy had his nipple slapped off his chest!
 Ive hadmy neck brocken back in 2003,,ive had concusions,,broken ribs,,permanent damage to my left knee,right ankle,and my right shoulder.

Hey Jack,,np with the fake comment,,I hear it all the time,,,I even offer people who think its fake to get in the ring with me.
SO far,over two decades, only one person took me upon the offer.
He didnt think it was all fake after I ddt'd his butt and them threw him over the top rope to land 7 feet to the floor.
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2009, 06:26:49 PM »
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i know one wrestler that actualy had his nipple slapped off his chest!
Now that I know this is possible, I'm going to be paranoid about it for the rest of my life.
* chekovsulu looks for something to protect his nipples.
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2009, 03:55:30 AM »
Quote from: chekovsulu on February 04, 2009, 06:26:49 PM
Now that I know this is possible, I'm going to be paranoid about it for the rest of my life.
* chekovsulu looks for something to protect his nipples.

Try a "No wrestlers allowed" sign. :)
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2009, 05:03:16 AM »
His name isBrandon Groom.
I knowthe guy,,I was there when it happened.
It was in BCW in Poteau Oklahoma back in 2004.
He had plastic surgery to mave it replaced.
We stilllaugh about it
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2009, 08:21:27 AM »
He had an Addaniptomy?
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2009, 08:45:04 AM »
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2009, 09:24:13 AM »
Thank you, thank you.  I'm here all week.
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2009, 11:05:05 AM »
Quote from: dweez on February 05, 2009, 09:24:13 AM
Thank you, thank you.  I'm here all week.
Quote from: dweez on February 05, 2009, 08:21:27 AM
He had an Addaniptomy?

Now we know what to call it lmao
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2009, 11:08:02 AM »
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Re: Kaarvok does it again.
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2009, 11:40:20 AM »
Besides being pissed off,,,now thanks to that av im having lewd thoughts again
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