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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 10:58:10 AM »
The Great and Mighty Carlin would have to disagree . lmao
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2010, 12:05:53 PM »
I don't know who invented the next one but I bet you all used it (or sadly someone said it to you :D):

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 06:13:39 PM »
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2010, 12:56:09 PM »
If money wont buy happiness, Ill just have to rent it.

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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2011, 08:11:48 AM »
'My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.'

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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2011, 09:04:01 AM »
We seek advice but we mean approval.

(I should google that cause I don't remember who said it).

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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2011, 02:28:36 PM »
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2011, 06:35:17 AM »
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."   

Martin Luther King Jr.
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« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2011, 07:14:56 AM »
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

Albert Einstein

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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2011, 01:55:00 PM »
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

 - Galileo Galilei

(Love that quote)
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2012, 12:56:42 AM »
As Oscar Wilde passed through Customs in New York he was asked
"Have you anything to declare sir"
"Only my genius" he replied.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2012, 06:35:56 AM »
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

 - Galileo Galilei

(Love that quote)

This is a favorite of mine too!  :o

As Oscar Wilde passed through Customs in New York he was asked
"Have you anything to declare sir"
"Only my genius" he replied.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

I've always liked this one from Wilde: "I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself."

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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2012, 02:09:12 PM »
^ I've never believed Einstein said that and it's pretty much hearsay that he did (not really something you'd expect him to say).  I like to think that it is probably an altered version of Renan saying something like:

"it isn't the stars that give me the idea of infinity; it is man's stupidity"


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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2012, 03:06:37 AM »
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
   
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