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Offline 8ullfrog

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Hungry Man Hand Fulls.
« on: February 08, 2019, 03:14:54 AM »
It's much larger than a hot pocket. But it's a hot pocket. 9 oz. before cooking.

Like most generic runs on the hot pocket, this is nothing to really write home about. It's a bigger pocket, so you get more cheese mouth feel than with the name brand, but with the calorie count, it's super not worth it.

I miss the Albertson's knockoff pockets from the 90's. They had a bbq one to die for, and the chicken one didn't taste like leftovers.


I went with the Packed Pepperoni Pizza, and it wasn't bad. I can't really say it was good either. It seems 7-11 grade microwave fare.

Some of the innards burnt to the crust, which was about the consistency of cement, one of the few GOOD things I can say about Hot Pockets is that this does not happen. Of course, with that brand, you suffer burst outs, and have to put up with the asinine crisping sleeve, unless you chuck it in the garbage to show it who is boss.

This was 720 calories, 350 of them fat. I'm not disappointed, but I'm also not remotely impressed. I'd say skip this one.

I didn't notice the tomato sauce, at all.
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