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Offline 6pairsofshoes

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #465 on: May 13, 2024, 10:00:15 AM »
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #466 on: May 13, 2024, 12:21:59 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #467 on: May 13, 2024, 01:47:10 PM »
Quote from: christ on May 13, 2024, 01:32:18 PM
Quote from: smokester on May 13, 2024, 12:21:59 PM
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...

^ This made me laugh today.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #468 on: May 14, 2024, 03:46:39 AM »
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my husband asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #469 on: May 15, 2024, 11:09:38 AM »
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #470 on: Yesterday at 08:45:05 AM »
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #471 on: Today at 05:06:22 AM »
I had to laugh at Tyson Fury blaming the war in Ukraine for getting his arse kicked last night. He has always fought like on old bag of spuds, but he was completely outclassed and outboxed even in the rounds when he looked half decent.

It seems that denying fair results is catching.
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