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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by goldshirt*9 on Today at 07:36:45 AM »Raspberry buttermilk coffeecake
That sounds lovely
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That sounds lovely
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by goldshirt*9 on Today at 07:36:11 AM »We're just breaking in the grandson as a lawn mower. Higher rates than I remember from my youth, but saves me putting sun tan lotion on!
I wish he lived closer as the weeds here are out of control. The weather has been lovely and the weeds are super happy. At least it rained a few days ago so they're not so hard to pull.
Not too bad in the garden but then again my better half feeds a lot to the tortoise ( note to oneself, tortoise needs a out door spce this year)
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 09:01:07 AM »An accountant was passing a beggar in the street, and the man said "I have not eaten for three days" The accountant replied "How does that compare with the same period last year"?
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 08:42:33 AM »I wish he lived closer as the weeds here are out of control. The weather has been lovely and the weeds are super happy. At least it rained a few days ago so they're not so hard to pull.
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by goldshirt*9 on May 06, 2024, 05:22:29 PM »Well gorgeous weather where I live, Only trouble is wife at work and had chores to do ref garden.
Fence painting and decking to clean and paint were a tad warm.
Fence painting and decking to clean and paint were a tad warm.
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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 06, 2024, 12:29:22 PM »Raspberry buttermilk coffeecake with some Earl Grey tea. Gourmet magazine recipe that I modified. It's tender and delicious. The tea is necessary because I have to have my wits about me. Next!
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 06, 2024, 12:28:09 PM »Quack!
Q: What's the difference between the Hindenburg & Alex Jones (of InfoWars fame)?
A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag & the other is a balloon.
Q: What's the difference between the Hindenburg & Alex Jones (of InfoWars fame)?
A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag & the other is a balloon.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 04, 2024, 09:49:03 AM »Good one, goldie!
A duck walks into a supermarket and asks the manager if they have any duck food. The manager recoils and says, "No we don't have any duck food. And we don't allow ducks in here, so get out!"
The next day, the duck goes back into the supermarket, sees the same manager, and asks, "do you have any duck food?" At this point, the manager is pissed and says, "No! We don't and if you come in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor! So get out and stay out!"
Undeterred, on the third day, the duck goes into the supermarket, sees the manager and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The manager, puzzled, responds, "No. Why?" The duck replies, "Got any duck food?"
A duck walks into a supermarket and asks the manager if they have any duck food. The manager recoils and says, "No we don't have any duck food. And we don't allow ducks in here, so get out!"
The next day, the duck goes back into the supermarket, sees the same manager, and asks, "do you have any duck food?" At this point, the manager is pissed and says, "No! We don't and if you come in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor! So get out and stay out!"
Undeterred, on the third day, the duck goes into the supermarket, sees the manager and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The manager, puzzled, responds, "No. Why?" The duck replies, "Got any duck food?"
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 04, 2024, 09:40:11 AM »Sorry. Klepper is remarkable for his comic interviews of hapless Trump supporters. Most are stunningly uninformed and unaware of recent events and they barely manage to watch Fox News.