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Offline Robin-Graves

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #135 on: October 21, 2009, 01:32:09 PM »
I used to nick thier wings with scizzers when they are in flight,, its a cool game, first one stung loses.
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #136 on: October 21, 2009, 01:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on October 21, 2009, 01:32:09 PM
I used to nick thier wings with scizzers when they are in flight,, its a cool game, first one stung loses.

hahahahahahahaha :D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #137 on: October 21, 2009, 04:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on October 21, 2009, 01:32:09 PM
I used to nick thier wings with scizzers when they are in flight,, its a cool game, first one stung loses.
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #138 on: October 22, 2009, 04:37:07 AM »
Me and my son and youngest brother used to get bored. I was home for a few weeks due to injuries and nothing was on tv that summer.

I remember we used to play the frog game, we would go looking for frogs and keep score .
Scoring depended on size, color, breed and time of day or night.
Also we made it depend on what you were doing when you found it, and its overall health.

Like I said, we were bored.
 We got to where we would catch wood spiders and terantulas and toss them into the open windows of passing cars of people we didnt really like ( 90% of people we knew lmao).

One guy didnt notice for three days that he had a big 8 legged fuzzy in his truck .
His date found it when it crawled onto her lap while they were making out one night.

That was funny!!! :D :D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #139 on: October 22, 2009, 09:36:33 AM »
^ frog spotting actually sounds fun, not boring.

Quote from: hmed2390 on October 21, 2009, 10:44:10 AM
I actually looked up simple green just so I can be informed and in case I wake up one day to a wasp  :D

LOL.. heh it's biodegradable so might not have harmed him :P ..the intent was just to knock him out of his high spot so I could grab him ::)

Most bugs and spiders I find inside, I catch and release outside. But I've gotten mild reactions to some bees and wasps before, so they don't get redemption since I don't want to risk getting stung :D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #140 on: October 22, 2009, 09:54:22 AM »
Quote from: Skadi on October 22, 2009, 09:36:33 AM
^ frog spotting actually sounds fun, not boring.

LOL.. heh it's biodegradable so might not have harmed him :P ..the intent was just to knock him out of his high spot so I could grab him ::)

Most bugs and spiders I find inside, I catch and release outside. But I've gotten mild reactions to some bees and wasps before, so they don't get redemption since I don't want to risk getting stung :D

I can have quite hideous reactions to mozzies, wasps and other stinging critters, so for them I take the gloves off.  I do however, open a window, point to it and say in a loud, stern voice to invading wasps "I will give you 5 seconds to leave my house or I shall be forced into killing you" - sounds a weird thing to do to an animal with no grasp of English but 9 times out of 10 they quickly leave.  I can bellow so maybe the vibrations I make in the air is enough to put the willies up them?
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #141 on: October 22, 2009, 09:56:41 AM »
The times I've gotten stung by bees or wasps were my fault ::) I either laid on them, or stepped on them. So, they weren't really being evil on purpose :D

And I have a small voice that doesn't carry well.. so the booming voice thing would not work for me >_<
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #142 on: October 22, 2009, 10:15:24 AM »
Ive had wasps and thing sting me for no reason other than they are mean bastards.
So I dont sho them any mercy.
 The wasps we get in Oklahoma are HUGE! Big red things that can do some real harm.
 
They look like small red japanese Zeros trying to kamikazi something.
Ive seen them sting a dog to death. This past summer a toddler was stung 16 times in just a few seconds. It almost died.
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #143 on: October 22, 2009, 11:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on October 22, 2009, 10:15:24 AM
Ive had wasps and thing sting me for no reason other than they are mean bastards.

 :D

Dude, it's the whip and tights. Too intimidating.  :D

Quote from: Robin-Graves on October 22, 2009, 10:15:24 AM
Ive seen them sting a dog to death. This past summer a toddler was stung 16 times in just a few seconds. It almost died.

 :-\ :'( :(
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #144 on: October 22, 2009, 11:04:48 AM »
Quote from: hmed2390 on October 22, 2009, 11:03:43 AM
:D

Dude, it's the whip and tights. Too intimidating.  :D

 :-\ :'( :(

Think so?
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #145 on: October 22, 2009, 11:05:07 AM »
LOL
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