Topic: Halloween 2009

[ohcheap1]

Gee? I wonder where he went?   

[chekovsulu]

 

Draw dials and switches on the box.  Then you are a robot 

and steal some dryer vents and then you have arms

I was going to sick some foil on the box and use loo roll core to make eye holes.  Also, because it's for a party, I'm going to need some method of refilling and venting fluids.  Rubber tubing or straws could solve both problems, but I worry about hygiene.

[Robin-Graves]

Porn is boring. Why watch something when you can be doing it?
Its like watching someone breath on film while your holding your breath,,BBBBOOOOAAAARRRRIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!

[frankcapri]

I think mime porn might be the best. 

Awesome 

I was going to sick some foil on the box and use loo roll core to make eye holes.  Also, because it's for a party, I'm going to need some method of refilling and venting fluids.  Rubber tubing or straws could solve both problems, but I worry about hygiene.

Don't wear a mask.  Construct some glasses and hat that look robotic or paint your face along with those things. 
A smaller box as a hat would work perfectly and you could still drink comfortably.
Also, don't use leg holes.  Make sure the box doesn't have a bottom, and you can easily retract your arms into
the box to get at your goods. 

The biggest mistake with Halloween costumes if you plan on drinking is a mask and lack of comfortable access to the pants. 

Porn is boring. Why watch something when you can be doing it?

I am not wealthy enough to afford hookers, and my wife thinks I'm fat and ugly 

[hmed2390]

My wife found this ridiculous costume for a baby. Click for LOLZ.  

That's hilarious  

Since I'm fair skinned and have dark hair.. I never have to work at a Halloween costume... with very little effort, and no cost I can pull off 'dead looking'

 

You're way better off than one of my highschool friends. He was practically transparent.  I'm sure he counted the days for Halloween so he would feel..... more alive. 

You guys are breastfeeding right? Thats crazy.

sure is.    

Um, we fast forward any part of the porn that is "plot development".

Seriously though, I don't know why porn movies are longer than 5-10 minutes.  I never get to see the rest of it.

 

I know right? Does anyone even watch the foreplay part anymore? 

or LOL, someone should make a porno that's 3 hours long, but only full of sweet hot action during the credits as a closing scene . 

Talk about a tease. 

[subvinorosa]

And from Halloween 2009 we go to porn and adults only.

Halloween isn't that big here so kids and I are not dressing up.  Dude, the effort dressing in costume takes...

So, am thinking, Lady Godiva?

[chekovsulu]

Wikipedia says she's a naked lady on a horse... YOU HAVE A HORSE?!   I want a horse

If I had a horse, I'd call it Thirty-thirty and for halloween I'd become Marshall Bravestarr!  Yee-haw!

[hmed2390]

And from Halloween 2009 we go to porn and adults only.

welcome to Diasfora, where small is good

[subvinorosa]

welcome to Diasfora, where small is good

And may I point you towards a certain post RG made where he says size does matter?

Wikipedia says she's a naked lady on a horse... YOU HAVE A HORSE?!   I want a horse

If I had a horse, I'd call it Thirty-thirty and for halloween I'd become Marshall Bravestarr!  Yee-haw!

Will prolly need a volunteer for that.  Like that episode of NCIS where they have "pony" fetishes.

[Skadi]

Also, because it's for a party, I'm going to need some method of refilling and venting fluids.  Rubber tubing or straws could solve both problems, but I worry about hygiene.

  I just got a mental picture of you standing in an apartment toilet with a flap cut into the front of your box >_<

You're way better off than one of my highschool friends. He was practically transparent.  I'm sure he counted the days for Halloween so he would feel..... more alive. 

I think you've only seen me tan.. which means I'm the color of toast toasted on setting #2 In winter I look closer to notebook paper

[hmed2390]

Will prolly need a volunteer for that.  Like that episode of NCIS where they have "pony" fetishes.

I have a ponytail fetish, does that count?  

I'm in the process of growing my hair out. Maybe when it's long enough to ponytail I'll slap on a turtleneck and pose.  

I just got a mental picture of you standing in an apartment toilet with a flap cut into the front of your box >_<

 

I think you've only seen me tan.. which means I'm the color of toast toasted on setting #2 In winter I look closer to notebook paper

I thought you said you don't tan at all.  

During the summers I try not to get too dark. Otherwise there's a huge difference between the parts of my body that get sun, and the parts that don't   And for some reason, that annoys the hell outta me  

[Skadi]

I thought you said you don't tan at all. 

^ I dont consider toast toasted on 'light' to be a very tan color

I still really do want a skeleton costume

There's a super funny baby gnome costume at Walmart. I need to take a piture of it for Frank before they sell out. Frank, if they have it at the Walmart there..it's sooo what your baby should go as. It's totally insane

[hmed2390]

^ I dont consider toast toasted on 'light' to be a very tan color

 

no, i suppose not. 

I still really do want a skeleton costume

I could always send you bones in a bag.
Then you can make your costume from that.
Just don't ask where they came from.
*throws away chicken remains*

[Skadi]

I could always send you bones in a bag.
Then you can make your costume from that.
Just don't ask where they came from.
*throws away chicken remains*

 

Nope.. I want one of those one piece ones like they make for kids.. black..with the bones on it.. But I don't want the bones to be 3d.. or gorey.. I saw one a couple of years ago but I was too lazy to buy it.

[hmed2390]

Nope.. I want one of those one piece ones like they make for kids.. black..with the bones on it.. But I don't want the bones to be 3d.. or gorey.. I saw one a couple of years ago but I was too lazy to buy it.

oh! you reminded me of something very funny but sad at the same time.

I'll have to remember to tell it to you at another time.

A costume like that would be simple but fun. Make sure it glows in the dark too.