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Make you laugh / Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by christ on Today at 03:09:09 AM »
I took the unicorn* in to get the TVs fixed - "we will need it all day, sir".
Next day - "you had better plan for us to have it for today as well, sir"
Day three "it may not be ready until tomorrow, thank you for your patience ..."

* my latest Jaguar
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 07:38:21 AM »
What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it to you.
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Make you laugh / Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 07:37:15 AM »
Surely there's something annoying that your day would have been better without. 

I'll start:
Speeding tickets.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 20, 2024, 09:52:42 PM »
I know, right?  People are starving and there are wars, and disease, but, the Almighty really wants to drop everything to make sure that Tyson wins a prize fight.

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 19, 2024, 12:16:55 PM »
Yeah.  I blame those reality shows for the death of good sportsmanship.  What ever happened to "let the best man win?"  Now it's all snarky "I was robbed, I should have won, the judges were unfair!  I DID win the election.  It was stolen from me."

I'd love to see the nails hammered into that coffin.

The real corrupt part of that decision last night, was from the judge who scored it 115 - 114 in favour of Fury. I didn't hear Usyk complain about that, but you could see he was an intelligent man with integrity.

I saw Tyson's post fight press interview earlier, that made me laugh all over again. It's amazing just how much Jesus and God have to do with these bouts. You'd think they'd have better things to do.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 19, 2024, 11:26:45 AM »
Yeah.  I blame those reality shows for the death of good sportsmanship.  What ever happened to "let the best man win?"  Now it's all snarky "I was robbed, I should have won, the judges were unfair!  I DID win the election.  It was stolen from me."

I'd love to see the nails hammered into that coffin.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 19, 2024, 05:06:22 AM »
I had to laugh at Tyson Fury blaming the war in Ukraine for getting his arse kicked last night. He has always fought like on old bag of spuds, but he was completely outclassed and outboxed even in the rounds when he looked half decent.

It seems that denying fair results is catching.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 18, 2024, 08:45:05 AM »
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 15, 2024, 11:09:38 AM »
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 15, 2024, 11:07:44 AM »
Fresh cream scones and a cup of tea.  Not exciting in the way of news, but very satisfying and tasty.
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