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General Category => Make you laugh => Topic started by: indie180 on September 08, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
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The Custard Cream (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2009/09/08/revealed-most-dangerou-biscuit-in-britain-is-the-custard-creams-86908-21656743/)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii280/indie_180/1448.jpg)
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Yeah I saw them chatting about this on the Wright Stuff this morning. The only injury I can get from the ones I have here, is when I'm trying to fight my way through the kids to get some..
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I don't know what's more worrying: those who poked their eyes, those who have been attacked by wild animals or wasting money and resources in this studies. Indigestion, fattening and diabetes are too mundane matters to discuss. ;D ;D ;D
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They're dangerous and delicious! I'm sad :( ..I don't have them where I live. I'm missing out on the intrigue :P
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You guys do know the article's a gag right? ::)
I used to eat those(or something very similar to those) in Egypt daily. :D
And I'm still super skinny healthy. ;D
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I had some custard creams the other day, I safely disposed of them by carefully softening it with tea and then placing it into my mouth.
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I had some custard creams the other day, I safely disposed of them by carefully softening it with tea and then placing it into my mouth.
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good call, that was a close one. :D
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Tasty killer biscuit. :D
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You had to go and post in here and make it come up in my recently updated topics! I'm going to have to eat some now! >:(
/me gets some custard cream
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im naming my next pet biccy !
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I want some too.
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im naming my next pet biccy !
LOL Cuteness! Do it. deceptively dangerous :D
I think instead I'll buy a biscuit, and make it a pet. ..and try to resist eating it.
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Good luck Skadi. Think you'll need it.
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Most biscuits are baked using an ammonium based chemical (Rising agent) and as you walk past the mixers you get an overpowering smell of old wet nappies, the dough really smells quite disgusting until it is baked....
Bourbon Cream dough is fun, we used to take some and mould it into the shape of a plastic dog turd and leave it somewhere "Unexpected" whilst watching in plain view...
They feel it SQUIDGE between their fingers...
On one occasion some clever little devil moulded it into a huge tapering shape (Made out of bite size chunks)
You have ruined my two favourite biscuits :'(
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Good luck Skadi. Think you'll need it.
As long as it's not oatmeal.. I'll resist it :P
I know someone who one time bought one of those Giant Gummy Rats.. they started to eat it tail first, but had only taken one bite and felt guilty.. so they kept it as a pet instead :o So my biscuit dream could one day be a reality if I work hard enough :D
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You may need to keep it in a glass cage, rodents and insects are vicious with pet biscuits
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I think instead I'll buy a biscuit, and make it a pet. ..and try to resist eating it.
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or, make it into a necklace. ;D
I know someone who one time bought one of those Giant Gummy Rats..
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I never heard of those, sounds yucky.
I've seen a huge tarantula one, and that make me shiver. :P
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We got this stuff here called Bug Goo.
Its this semi gelled concoction with little colored crunchies in it to look like squished bugs.
The kids love it.
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how do you know it's gel. :D
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He can hope it's gel.
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Oh, can I borrow some of your hair gel?
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^i was gonna say i dont use any gel and then i got it
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Oh, can I borrow some of your hair gel?
That made me think of furry jello
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Made me think of Something About Mary.
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Heh, one joke film :D
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ba dum tss! :D
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Ok,, that movie made me think of hairy pudding.