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Offline 6pairsofshoes

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #465 on: Today at 10:00:15 AM »
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #466 on: Today at 12:21:59 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

There is an exception to every rule, apart from this one.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #467 on: Today at 01:32:18 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...
* with significant exceptions.

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(Probably <1, now I think about it)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #468 on: Today at 01:47:10 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...

^ This made me laugh today.
Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

There is an exception to every rule, apart from this one.