Topic: Things that made you laugh today

[6pairsofshoes]

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...

^ This made me laugh today.

[6pairsofshoes]

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my husband asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

[6pairsofshoes]

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

[6pairsofshoes]

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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I had to laugh at Tyson Fury blaming the war in Ukraine for getting his arse kicked last night. He has always fought like on old bag of spuds, but he was completely outclassed and outboxed even in the rounds when he looked half decent.

It seems that denying fair results is catching.

[6pairsofshoes]

Yeah.  I blame those reality shows for the death of good sportsmanship.  What ever happened to "let the best man win?"  Now it's all snarky "I was robbed, I should have won, the judges were unfair!  I DID win the election.  It was stolen from me."

I'd love to see the nails hammered into that coffin.

[smokester]

Yeah.  I blame those reality shows for the death of good sportsmanship.  What ever happened to "let the best man win?"  Now it's all snarky "I was robbed, I should have won, the judges were unfair!  I DID win the election.  It was stolen from me."

I'd love to see the nails hammered into that coffin.

The real corrupt part of that decision last night, was from the judge who scored it 115 - 114 in favour of Fury. I didn't hear Usyk complain about that, but you could see he was an intelligent man with integrity.

I saw Tyson's post fight press interview earlier, that made me laugh all over again. It's amazing just how much Jesus and God have to do with these bouts. You'd think they'd have better things to do.