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Amusing Spam Threats
smokester:
WTF is this:
--- Quote ---
Do you ever feel like the universe is against you?
If you answered “YES”, then this will be the answer to it all..
Listen, there’s been a 20 word script used by Nikola Tesla, and even Bob Proctor..
That they have used to manifest 100X faster, and force the universe to give what they want
And it’s been leaked for the first time (click here to see it)..
When you see it, give it a try…And watch as magic happens..
You have never seen ANYTHING like it before.
It’s not about pumping yourself up or shouting like a hippie..
Just go here to check it out and use it.
Enjoy!
Sarah
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What's wrong with "shouting like a hippie"?
6pairsofshoes:
Nothing that I can think of, except that I don't really think of hippies as people who shout much. They are usually laid back, either because they're stoned or busy contemplating the glories of the universe or some such. I tend to avoid clicking on these emails as I'm in fear of malware or other tasty little surprise packages.
This morning's offering:
"Dealing with the IRS Agent from Hell?"
This was in the usual array of pfishing "Unusual Microsoft signin activity" and "your iCloud storage is full." Heh.
Then, there's the (are you dumb as a post? fill out this survey and find out type:) "Congratulations You Have Won an Pittsburgh 225 Piece Tool Set."
Last I looked, Pittsburgh had pretty much declined as a manufacturing center and it's hard to fathom how this might be a great tool set. Give me Snap Ons.
dweez:
I never look at my Spam folder unless someone sent me an email I didn't get. Every month or so I just empty the whole folder and move on.
smokester:
--- Quote from: dweez on July 18, 2023, 03:53:43 PM ---I never look at my Spam folder unless someone sent me an email I didn't get. Every month or so I just empty the whole folder and move on.
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My genuine mail gets spammed as I get a lot from suppliers and theirs always looks dodgy. I have to constantly "not junk" them.
Saying that, in the gazillions of normal spam mail I get in various accounts, rarely do I receive threats - barring "we hacked your cam and watched you....".
I don't have a cam.
6pairsofshoes:
Another pretty odd pfishing email:
--- Quote ---From Post Office -Madrid Spain
Address: Plaza del Rey No. 1 28004 Madrid, Spain
Phone, +34 698765675
Email, [email protected]
Hello
Re: Post Office -Madrid Spain urgently to avoid expiration.
From the regular mail post office Madrid Spain, Be informed that there is a parcel which contains an ATM Card in this office deposited by a private organization body on the 18th of February, 2022.
Your e-mail address was attached to it and is to be posted to you. We have been waiting for you to contact us for your conformable ATM Card which contains the sum of €800,000 Euro and some vital documents. So kindly get back to this office (Regular Mail Post office Madrid Spain) to avoid fraudulent issues concerning this service.
You are to confirm and provide to us your postal address below through this address, [email protected]
Your full name..........
your country............
your postal address.....
Your direct phone........
Note: that every claim has an expiring period of fourteen working day, so you have that very urgently to avoid expiration.
Thanks
Your best regard
Contact person
Márcio De Souza
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Too bad, as I could think of several ways to spend 800k Euros.
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