exact his bovine revenge.
Why it was revenge was still unknown,since Biddy et al did not even know that Marnio even existed.
Biddy and company ,still sawing a hole into the giant anal probe , sudenly discovered a hatch for the giant batteries.
Opening the hatch,and removing the bateries,they discovered the source of the cries for help. It was a gayly dressed dwarf .
The dwarf hopped out, and handed them a business card.
The card said: Casanunda,,,Famouse Lover,Highwayman,and Outrageous Liar.
Biddy looked at the card and asked if this was true,and Casanunda replied " Ask your mother".
Suddenly,,there was a bovine sized thunderclap as a blue cow entered the planets atmosphere at 7 timesthe speedof acaw fart. ( please excuseme,imlaughing myself insane).
Biddy looked upand said,,,,,,,
Bush and the monkt chatered away.
Evicently,they were telling each other dirty jokes,which sounded very dirty concidering the situation.
Biddy ,feeling left out ( likethats anything new) broke out his trusty book of The Worlds Dirtiest Jokes and started rifling through its vegimite stained pages settling one particular joke.
This joke was once uttered by Rincewind on the Discworld opening a rift to the Dungeon Dimentions,unleashing all kinds of tenticaled and scaley horrors until a dwarf named Modo drove them back with his trusty pair of garden shears.
This though, was after the mulching incident which costed several minor wizards and three students ( one of which was a former dwarf bread maker named Weakinthabum) there very souls. Wich , as they saw it, wasnt a bad thing since they werent using them anyway.
This joke was original written durring World War Two by a comic genious named Hans Grund to defeat the British during the little known battle of Wanda's dame House and Petting Zoo.
More on that battlemuch much much much later though.
The mere utterance of the punchline causd massive internal bleading from the laughter it caused,resulting in the colon rising up and throtling the brain of the listener.
Biddy took a deap breath and read this ancient and alien pies of humor it went like this,,,,,,,,,,,,
OFF topic!! Robin, that was comedic GENIUS! LMAO
Back on...
was so busy wondering why he did not hear "NUKULAR" n when Bush appeared from the depths of HELL smelling of brimstone... that he did not mind his manners one little bit as he snorted all of the white powder on the mirror..
"How did you manage that?" Biddy asked, and Bush went on about how some old guy named richard took care of everything, and his soul would not be needed for another 40-50 years...
Time to do more
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( think about three posts and it will be a major story in this thread).
Someone were to neuter it.
Or what would hapen if it were to be kicked in its collective balls.
But thats another story for another time ( think about three posts and it will be a major story in this thread).
So anyway,, in a society thats bassed on testicles, the one thing that could happen was,,,,
..............the forced epic migration of life on a biblical scale, a prediction no one could have made.......... however, as soon as they united the resultant release of radiant energy was alarmingly high enough to...........
Suddenly,, this fortyish looking guy with a beard stepped into the picture,,looked around and said " Oh no,,,this isnt good, this kinda got lame" .
He then re wrote some of the story,, beggining with " And in the beggining,,Biddy came to be in the Amstel Brewery in Amsterdam as a lowley bear sampler,, when suddenly he had this idea.
What is they made a bear tasting like...........