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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #135 on: September 26, 2009, 01:12:41 AM »
I heard this one on How I Met Your Mother and is very funny (more guy-ish funny), but it is disgusting as well, so beware!

Guy to a girl: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Girl: What?
Guy:
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #136 on: September 26, 2009, 05:15:27 AM »


That is the feline version of the mark of the devil.
Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #137 on: September 26, 2009, 08:44:41 AM »


How about now..?

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #138 on: September 26, 2009, 10:52:38 AM »
A man sees a young girl standing on the edge of a cliff.
"Enjoying the view?" says the man.
"No, I'm going to jump to my death" was the reply.
"Well, how about giving me a blow job before you go?" said the man.
"Eh, why the hell not..." she said.
So she gives him a massive, intents and FAN-bless'ed-TASTIC blow job.
The guy comes, and the girl swallows.
As the man zipped up his pants, he asks:
"Why do you wanna kill yourself anyways..?"
The girl looks at him and says:
"My parents disowned me for dressing as a girl..."

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #139 on: September 26, 2009, 03:36:38 PM »

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #140 on: September 27, 2009, 01:33:39 AM »
YAY, SUCCESS!!! :D

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #141 on: September 28, 2009, 05:33:46 AM »
This is kind of funny...

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #142 on: September 28, 2009, 05:39:04 AM »
Maybe the Demonoid bunch forgot to feed the hamsters?  I know I do on occasion..
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #143 on: September 28, 2009, 05:49:45 AM »
Naah, onijin broke it again.  :D
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #144 on: September 29, 2009, 12:38:32 PM »

That is beyond cute. Its freakin adorable!!

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #145 on: September 29, 2009, 04:56:13 PM »
Maybe the Demonoid bunch forgot to feed the hamsters?  I know I do on occasion..
When I forgot to feed the hamster once, it became very slow and made me feel guilty

Now Zoidberg is the popular one!

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #146 on: October 09, 2009, 09:45:33 AM »
A friend told me this joke the other day


Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella?

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #147 on: October 09, 2009, 09:55:46 AM »
A friend told me this joke the other day


Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella?

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Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #148 on: October 09, 2009, 10:11:40 AM »
That guy looks like me  :D :D :D
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #149 on: October 09, 2009, 10:26:00 AM »
That guy looks like me  :D :D :D

But with better taste in T-shirts?
Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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