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General Category => Make you laugh => Topic started by: MisterAJ on July 13, 2009, 12:57:59 AM
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I woke up this morning by a high pitch noise...
bless'ed alarm bell...
Tried turning it off... No, wasn't it...
bless'ed cell-phone...
Tried turning it off... No, wasn't it...
then...
...That happened...
You ever felt your beard vibrate due to the dynamite being fired of 15-20 feet from your house..? I have...
Good bless'ed morning to you too, mister dynamite dude...
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???
sounds bad - but no detonation ..
listened to a second time and there's a boom
what's going on? did you find out? didn't they give the inhabitants a warning about what was going to happen?
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didn't they give the inhabitants a warning about what was going to happen?
Nope...
Here's a better video...
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Rrrrggggg......the vids arent showing up for me. Not that I want to see your near demise but........
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http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/what-woke-me-up-this-morning-821813.html
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argh really annoying, did they take down the house next door?
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No, just ordinary road work...
Honningsv?g is like 90% bedrock...
Blowing it up has become sorta a habit,
so they don't bother warning the citizens anymore...
They just sound the horn and blow poo up...
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I woke up this morning
The puff heads I know don't even know the meaning of that word..
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I'm sure he's just redefined the term.
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I'm sure he's just redefined the term.
Indeed, by morning, he meant 2 pm. :P
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actually, it was 8.30 in the morning...
And all it took to get my lazy ass out of bed at that hour was a few sticks of dynamite...
This thread was made 27 min. and 59 sec. later... ;)
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...a few sticks of dynamite would get me out of bed....
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And all it took to get my lazy ass out of bed at that hour was a few sticks of dynamite...
I could sleep through dynamiting no problem, but a couple of children wanting breakfast is a different matter altogether..
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A lillte hellion jumping on "the boys" tends to wake a person up in no time.
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dweez do you have kids too?
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No but I have plenty of nephews and a niece. When visiting, I make sure to lock the door.
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:D :D :D
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Not just all dad's, but also all uncles know all too well the terror that is the jumping nutcracker... :'(
;) :D ;D
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Not just all dad's, but also all uncles know all too well the terror that is the jumping nutcracker... :'(
;) :D ;D
What makes matters worse as we have a Futon, it enables the kids to jump straight from the floor to one's doodahs in one mighty leap, and then repeat the process at will...
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I had this idiot with a chainsaw wake me up this morning.
I went out to see what was going on and he was just revving it up,, not anything else.
I took out my shotgun and said " mines louder than yours!"
He got the hint and left.
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:D :D :D
GAWD!!! I... love... you.
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The phone ringing endlessly. I can't stand a ringing phone. I have to pick up.
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My niece bitching about her boyfreind,, thats what woke me up this morning.
I sleep naked, so I got up and put my clothes on in front of her just for the shock value.
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Duuuuuuude...
You know your gonna have to pay those therapy bills, right..?
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Duuuuuuude...
You know your gonna have to pay those therapy bills, right..?
He will, mine included..
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She out to stay out of my room if she comes over.
I got woke up by my sisters cat that snuck in last night,,im thinking of skinning it and making a glove.
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What about a wallet?
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Withdrawal
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I got woke up by my sisters cat that snuck in last night,,im thinking of skinning it and making a glove.
How about handbag?
Alarm clock 04:40 in morning. :-\
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She out to stay out of my room if she comes over.
I got woke up by my sisters cat that snuck in last night,,im thinking of skinning it and making a glove.
Step 1.) Make a purse.
Step 2.) give it to her for Christmas.
Step 3.) ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Step 4.) PROFIT: celebrate the New Years eve party as single.
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Someone knocking on the door,needless to say,i ignored it. ;D
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Has anyone said alarm clock yet? :D
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Jehovah's witnesses was here today...
They started rambling on about impending doom.
I asked: "Is this some religious cowpoo..?"
He dug out a bible-pamphlet that instructed me on how to read the incest-crap IN THE RIGHT WAY.
I subsequently slammed the door in their face, and watched some Simpsons...
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Heat.
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hahahahaha! ::) I got no bloody sleep,no one here would chat to me.
Still i've taken my meds & 2 Valium for good measure,cos i wanna kill when i've had no sleep.
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How come?
You mean like in the chatbox above? Or messenger?
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No a few people were logged in,but obviously playing games.
Im not very good especially when im very tired depressed and a little drunk.
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Ah.
I don't play most of the games myself. Suck at them tbh. ;D
I'm here for the deeply intellectual discussions. ::)
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Ah.
I don't play most of the games myself. Suck at them tbh. ;D
I'm here for the deeply intellectual discussions. ::)
@ 1st comment) Me too
@ 2nd comment) hahahahahahaha :D
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It's true though. ;D
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hahahahaha! ::) I got no bloody sleep,no one here would chat to me.
Subv brings up a good point. If you log into the chat room while you are checking out the threads someone is always in the mood to chat you up.
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Or Yahoo Messenger.
Or Skype.
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I have Skype.
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I have Skype now. Lost my cell phone for a day and, not having a land line at home, I needed something so I could call around looking for it. 1 year of national calls (U.S.) for $19.
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That's really good! :o I might try that
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Is there a box in profile for Skype names?,I'd look but i don't wanna screw up the flash clock.
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No there isn't. It's a good idea though.
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No there isn't. It's a good idea though.
It is isn't it?
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I'm usually lurking on Skype. I'd lurk here too but lurking isn't an option.
I don't mind like I usually do.
And what woke me up this morning was the U asking me to wake up and stop being such a sleepyhead.
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Dunno! But it's Saturday,i wanna be asleep till at least 11am. :(
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Will you be though?
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Well i've taken 2 valium with my meds,so the drowsiness is coming on,you never know. ;D
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Don't OD! If you do, leave instructions for the lawsuit. ;D
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My tolerance is too high,you'd probably OD if you smoked my remains. ;D
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Sure, have them shipped over.
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What woke me up was pain. I've become so used to sleeping on soft things
U
What's that?
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The Usurper, my other kid.
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Farting dog.
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Was it loud laama?
Ringing phone. I hate that.
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Farting dog.
Was it the smell or the sound that woke you?
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WHY would you want to know that..?
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The central heating with my window closed,feel parched with a bit of a headache. :P
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WHY would you want to know that..?
It was a fart for God sake. Dont tell me you're not curious.
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Exactly.
How come you're not?
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Nothing! I slept all day. 8)
Unfortunately i hate Sundays and wasn't able to sleep the full 24,now i've no booze or weed. :'(
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Was it loud laama?
Was it the smell or the sound that woke you?
It was silent but deadly,my carpets melts and firefighters comes through to door after my neighbor smells gas.
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It was a fart for God sake. Dont tell me you're not curious.
Honestly, I'm not...
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Socks has tapped on the window to let him in,little bugger,so im drinking a cuppa.
I'll never get back to sleep now it's 5.15am what's the point.
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It was silent but deadly,my carpets melts and firefighters comes through to door after my neighbor smells gas.
Come on AJ.....dont you just feel like you were there now? ;D
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Yup! This little creature(http://www.images.thedemonsden.com/images/Azazel/dsc00038.jpg)
At 4am
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Come on AJ.....dont you just feel like you were there now? ;D
*Leaves*
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*Leaves*
:D :D
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I woke feeling dhydrated fom the bottle of Brandy i drank last nite.
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I woke up to Shannon yelling about something.
Nice way to wake up from a really bad dream ill tell you.Yup! This little creature(http://www.images.thedemonsden.com/images/Azazel/dsc00038.jpg)
At 4am
Awwww,,,cute kitty kitty...
Ive got one waiting for me in the states, a little black one.
Itll be 8 weeks old when I get there.
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Male or female?
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The CP telling me to scoot over so he could get to the PC...
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Male or female?
Im not sure yet.
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The CP telling me to scoot over so he could get to the PC...
CP?
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CP - Crown Prince my elder son.
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Ah So!
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It's become a joke cause I called my ex Your Majesty in Tagalog. So the kids became the Crown Prince and the Usurper. No need to guess why the other one is called the Usurper. ;D
The heat. It's hot right now.
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Wish it was here.
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What's the temp like there right now?
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11oC
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I'd die.
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I'd die.
How do you think i feel?
Im not built for this climate. :P
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Move then!
Like the North Pole if it's too hot for ya right now. :P
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You are joking?
Im too close to it already,i wanna move to the Equator,or as close as poss.
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.... we're at 0oC right now, so I'm gonna go ahead and let you guys madam and whine for a while...
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I can't even deal with 16?C! Are you wearing a Tauntaun (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tauntaun)?
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No, I just beat up a polar bear and janked his hide off...
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I can't even deal with 16?C! Are you wearing a Tauntaun (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tauntaun)?
16oCome on man,that's liveable. :D
My ideal temp is 23oC
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No, I just beat up a polar bear and janked his hide off...
Glad there wasn't a typo in this statement.
23C feels cold to me...
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No, I just beat up a polar bear and janked his hide him off...
Ah geez AJ. Now you're dating a polar bear. How are you gonna afford that?
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Oh my! We get all sorts in 'ere! :o
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And now I'm guilty of bestiality by proxy... of sorts... :-\
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The CP asking me to install a game.
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No bless'ed sleep again. >:( :'(
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Did you try a cup of hot milk?
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Sometimes yes,there's a chemical produced when you heat it,that makes you drowsy.
I've got Nitrazepam. ;D
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First, it was the CP trying to get to the PC. Then, the U tried with kissies. Them my Mom woke me up to go shower already because we were going out. Dedma.
I woke up at 1.
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The howling wind and the rain
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You dont sleep better when its raining out Gee? Ooo...is it cold too?
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Well since i wake on average at about 8am,i would of woken anyway,but it was bloody windy.
Mr Socks was tapping on the window literally mins after i woke.
Yes i generally sleep better in the winter.
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The alarm at 5 a.m...thank goodness! I've slept through it a few times recently. Not a good thing!
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I slept thru a shop blowing up next door once,there was a Gas leak.
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None of these wake ups compare to my dynamite-story...
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None of these wake ups compare to my dynamite-story...
Wow,, and the saying " Sleeping through an explosion" isnt just an exageration!
I woke up to Tracy and the girls arguing.
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My housemate Scott woke me i was half dazed as always till that 1st coffee.
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Wow,, and the saying " Sleeping through an explosion" isnt just an exageration!
Yeah, but it wasn't a wake-up.... you know, because of the whole "sleeping-trough-it" thing...
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I got woke up by some git ringing the buzzer to come in the building.
They hit the wrong flat number. Idiots.