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Title: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: redlandslide on September 06, 2009, 06:55:17 PM
Apparently you can bid on e-bay for a dinner date with Sarah Palin. Starts tomorrow, opening bid $25,000.  :o

Anyone fancy it?

Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 06, 2009, 07:52:26 PM
Will she be naked?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 10, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
Never.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 11, 2009, 01:19:04 AM
she doesn't need to be.  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Skadi on September 11, 2009, 07:43:41 AM
I doubt she'll ever be serving crow at this dinner, or any other.
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Post by: JackFrost on September 11, 2009, 08:49:21 AM
I just threw up in my mouth a little...
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: ohcheap1 on September 11, 2009, 11:05:12 AM
Just adding graphics, please continue
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/Smileys/hb1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 11, 2009, 08:21:17 PM
Quote from: ohcheap1 on September 11, 2009, 11:05:12 AM
Just adding graphics, please continue
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/Smileys/hb1.jpg)
From Palin fan club meeting where you are cheerleader?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 12, 2009, 07:15:05 PM
Sarah Palin knows all about foriegn policy because she can see Russia accross the Berring Strait.

I know all about ornithology in that case because I saw a bird in a tree a few times.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 13, 2009, 01:09:19 PM
Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 12, 2009, 07:15:05 PM
Sarah Palin knows all about foriegn policy because she can see Russia accross the Berring Strait.

I almost laughed my ass out when i saw her famous comment. :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: dweez on September 13, 2009, 01:51:53 PM
Lol, "off", laughed your ass "off".

 :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Skadi on September 13, 2009, 02:01:30 PM
Maybe you might laugh so hard, you could laugh it out. Maybe even easier then off.

So.. is it she a Mr. Snowmobile togther? ..or her alone?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 13, 2009, 03:15:26 PM
You seen her grandkids fathers myspace page? Yep hes a real winner.
Even his mother was arested for possesion of methamphetamines.
 She didnt even have any political experience,, being the mayor of a town with a population of what? two?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 13, 2009, 05:14:01 PM
Quote from: laama on September 13, 2009, 01:09:19 PM
I almost laughed my ass out

I sure laughed mine off right now.  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 13, 2009, 05:44:13 PM
 I laugh everytime I remember her saying that she was a " Hocky Mom"

Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: JackFrost on September 13, 2009, 10:33:34 PM
I laugh at Tina Fey's spot-on parody of her...  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 14, 2009, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 13, 2009, 05:44:13 PM
I laugh everytime I remember her saying that she was a " Hocky Mom"


:D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: jacktheripper305 on September 17, 2009, 06:20:43 PM
I'll pay $25,000 to NOT have dinner with her.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 17, 2009, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: jacktheripper305 on September 17, 2009, 06:20:43 PM
I'll pay $25,000 to NOT have dinner with her.

heh  ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 18, 2009, 11:48:15 AM
Quote from: jacktheripper305 on September 17, 2009, 06:20:43 PM
I'll pay $25,000 to NOT have dinner with her.
Good thing is,that she isn't live here,avoiding her dinner party could to be too expensive for me.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 18, 2009, 04:10:20 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 19, 2009, 06:54:34 AM
What if, Palin's dinner?

Or what if dinner is served off of Palin?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: chekovsulu on September 19, 2009, 07:03:02 AM
I wouldn't mind dinner with Sarah Palin, I just don't want to have to pay for it.  Did the eBay page say if it dinner with Palin and her family or bodyguards?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: redlandslide on September 19, 2009, 05:57:48 PM
I'm pretty certain she'd need some protection from her guests.

Interestingly, you can now bid on Dinner WITHOUT Sarah Palin, $100 start.  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 19, 2009, 06:42:32 PM
Quote from: subvinorosa on September 19, 2009, 06:54:34 AM
What if, Palin's dinner?

It would be cruelty to animals to trying feed her to dogs.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 19, 2009, 06:49:10 PM
Quote from: Jhb48430 on September 19, 2009, 06:47:43 PM
Would it be cruel for hamsters?
Test it and tell results.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 19, 2009, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Jhb48430 on September 19, 2009, 07:00:31 PM
Should I buy hamsters for my testing??
Gerbils are reserved to servers,you know where,so my answer is yes.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 21, 2009, 07:54:44 AM
only if i could eat the dinner off her breasts
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 21, 2009, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: subvinorosa on September 19, 2009, 06:54:34 AM
Or what if dinner is served off of Palin?
Quote from: goldshirt*9 on September 21, 2009, 07:54:44 AM
only if i could eat the dinner off her breasts

:D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 01:30:03 PM
 :D

I think I'd prefer the tummy though.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 22, 2009, 01:36:02 PM
any why is that?  ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 01:37:43 PM
This is in GD; can't say why. ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 22, 2009, 01:41:00 PM
Quote from: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 01:37:43 PM
This is in GD; can't say why. ;D

Spoiler (hover to show)

 ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: dweez on September 22, 2009, 02:18:15 PM
Quote from: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 01:30:03 PM
:D

I think I'd prefer the tummy though.

Breasticles are curvy...the food would keep falling off.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: chekovsulu on September 22, 2009, 05:26:25 PM
The knife and fork might accidentally hurt the table :'(
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 23, 2009, 03:03:35 AM
Quote from: dweez on September 22, 2009, 02:18:15 PM
Breasticles are curvy...the food would keep falling off.
agree but i'd have to snuffle around to keep it in place  ;)
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 23, 2009, 03:05:27 AM
Aw, they'll just serve more food then.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 23, 2009, 03:09:57 AM
wouldn't that be a madam.
more rooting around  ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 23, 2009, 03:12:41 AM
Foraging should be fun. ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 23, 2009, 03:16:18 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 23, 2009, 10:14:24 AM
LOL @ breasticles.  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 25, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Anyone seen the porno about Palin? Someone at work saw it and said it wasnt too bad. ( not that id watch it though)
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 25, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
never knew there was one.

LOL

Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 25, 2009, 04:14:04 PM
Inside Sarah Palin
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 25, 2009, 04:15:48 PM
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 25, 2009, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 25, 2009, 04:14:04 PM
Inside Sarah Palin
;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 26, 2009, 10:01:29 AM
theres a porno about everything and anything.
 i think there was a theme on sub D about some of the funny names .
sure Franc was an expert on them
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 27, 2009, 12:29:43 AM
^ :D

I'd love to hear some of those funny names.  :D

I can already come up with a few off the top of my head.  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: jacktheripper305 on September 27, 2009, 12:47:47 AM
One of favorites has to be "Obama's Big Stimulus Package"  :D :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 27, 2009, 03:07:53 PM
LOL  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: Robin-Graves on September 27, 2009, 03:39:43 PM
I bet it was just as usefull as the real one too lmao
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 28, 2009, 12:11:51 PM
Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 27, 2009, 03:39:43 PM
I bet it was just as usefull as the real one too lmao

oh crud!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: laama on September 28, 2009, 01:25:53 PM
Quote from: jacktheripper305 on September 27, 2009, 12:47:47 AM
One of favorites has to be "Obama's Big Stimulus Package"  :D :D
:D :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 30, 2009, 04:10:59 AM
Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 25, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Anyone seen the porno about Palin? Someone at work saw it and said it wasnt too bad. ( not that id watch it though)

I think I did.  At the very least, read the script or something.  I vaguely recall something like that.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 30, 2009, 11:20:49 AM
wait? so there really is one?  :D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: dweez on September 30, 2009, 11:42:08 AM
Porns have scripts?
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on September 30, 2009, 01:27:08 PM
read between the lines cracks. ;D
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: subvinorosa on September 30, 2009, 08:01:21 PM
I think cause I remember reading the one about Palin and laughing about it.
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Post by: hmed2390 on October 02, 2009, 01:01:13 AM
that'sa funny.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: dweez on October 02, 2009, 07:08:50 AM
Quote from: hmed2390 on October 02, 2009, 01:01:13 AM
that'sa funny.

Funny, you don't look Italian.
Title: Re: Dinner with Palin, anyone?
Post by: hmed2390 on October 02, 2009, 07:52:27 AM
 :D

I saw my typo last night and was like, "eh fuckit". But I did notice it had an Italian kick to it.  :D