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Offline 6pairsofshoes

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Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« on: May 22, 2024, 07:37:15 AM »
Surely there's something annoying that your day would have been better without. 

I'll start:
Speeding tickets.
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Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2024, 03:09:09 AM »
I took the unicorn* in to get the TVs fixed - "we will need it all day, sir".
Next day - "you had better plan for us to have it for today as well, sir"
Day three "it may not be ready until tomorrow, thank you for your patience ..."

* my latest Jaguar
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Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Reply #2 on: Today at 01:52:49 AM »
Quote from: christ on May 23, 2024, 03:09:09 AM
I took the unicorn* in to get the TVs fixed - "we will need it all day, sir".
Next day - "you had better plan for us to have it for today as well, sir"
Day three "it may not be ready until tomorrow, thank you for your patience ..."

* my latest Jaguar

I feel that I have betrayed the point of this thread ...

Yes, I laughed today
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Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Reply #3 on: Today at 05:55:23 AM »
Quote from: smokester on Today at 01:52:49 AM
Yes, I laughed today

Day 5: still no unicorn, and no prospect until at least day 8 (Memorial Day weekend).

Stop sniggering at the back.
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Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Reply #4 on: Today at 08:05:11 AM »
Quote from: christ on Today at 05:55:23 AM
Day 5: still no unicorn, and no prospect until at least day 8 (Memorial Day weekend).

Stop sniggering at the back.

It must take them a while to strip out all those immaculate parts under the hood, and replace them with old tat they bought from eBay.


snigger
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Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Reply #5 on: Today at 01:28:56 PM »
Bonnet.

Philistine.
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