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Post by: CMF on January 13, 2009, 02:58:31 PM
:o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: yolanda71 on January 13, 2009, 03:02:03 PM
After seeing goatse, lemonparty and tubgirl I am not that easily freaked out anymore. The remote-richard is positively tame compared to some of the stuff that?s out on the webbernets :D
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Post by: JackFrost on January 13, 2009, 03:42:37 PM
After seeing goatse, lemonparty and tubgirl I am not that easily freaked out anymore. The remote-richard is positively tame compared to some of the stuff that?s out on the webbernets :D
Don't go googling any of that stuff unless you're completely prepared. :D Especially tubgirl and lemonparty... :o
I think cheapy's trying to tell us subconsciously that she's gotta have it! (If you can cheapy, try and hear that the way Apu says it when Marge asks Homer's 'class' to leave the house.)
frank, that Kool-Aid man one is aweso! Oh, Yeah!
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Post by: CMF on January 13, 2009, 03:46:00 PM
lemonparty is really disgusting but it is nothing compared to what a /b/ on 4chan can get sometimes :o
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Post by: ohcheap1 on January 13, 2009, 05:35:47 PM
I think cheapy's trying to tell us subconsciously that she's gotta have it! (If you can cheapy, try and hear that the way Apu says it when Marge asks Homer's 'class' to leave the house.)
You know what Jack, that almost makes that acceptable
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Post by: JackFrost on January 13, 2009, 08:04:24 PM
Keep in mind cheapy, just because both The Simpsons and South Park suck now, doesn't mean they weren't sheer genius at some point, and the crappy episodes now will never diminish those early greats. ;D
Keep in mind cheapy, just because both The Simpsons and South Park suck now, doesn't mean they weren't sheer genius at some point, and the crappy episodes now will never diminish those early greats. ;D
You are WAY to young to be so antediluvian Jack. Things change.............you gots to evolve with them
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Post by: JackFrost on January 14, 2009, 12:07:42 AM
You are WAY to young to be so antediluvian Jack. Things change.............you gots to evolve with them
Not that I ever really expected you to notice, but I am perpetually 23. ;)
And the chemistry of the writing for both shows is off for me. I don't know how to put it, neither really evolved as much as rested on their laurels, grew stagnant, say... Perhaps you need to let them go? ;) :P :D
And nice use of antediluvian, no sarcasm.
Oh, and here's something else for your collection:
And the chemistry of the writing for both shows is off for me. I don't know how to put it, neither really evolved as much as rested on their laurels, grew stagnant, say...
Oh, and here's something else for your collection:
That's fair I guess, I still dont agree, but its a solid comeback in your defense.
And WTF? My collection. Come on, you are ones talking about the freak show porn I just added a simple little photo. (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_13_17.gif)
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Post by: smokester on January 14, 2009, 09:32:00 AM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on January 14, 2009, 10:27:33 AM
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog?s butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur' niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
REMEMBER, DOGS AND CATS ARE BETTER THAN KIDS BECAUSE THEY: (1) Eat less, (2) Don?t ask for money all the time, (3) Are easier to train, (4) Normally come when called, (5) Never ask to drive the car, (6) Don?t hang out with drug-using people; (7) Don?t smoke or drink, (8 Don?t want to wear your clothes, (9) Don?t have to buy the latest fashions, (10) Don?t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) If they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: MisterAJ on January 14, 2009, 10:59:18 PM
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: JackFrost on January 15, 2009, 09:56:46 AM
Well, smokes, at least you're honest with the people giving you cash... :D
Actually that reminds me, the only homeless guy I ever made an effort to give money to was when I crossed the street to give change to a guy holding a sign that said:
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: smokester on January 15, 2009, 10:06:04 AM
When I wasn't short of cash (many moons ago) I used to either buy a sandwich and drink and give it to the guy with the sign saying "hungry and homeless" but there was a fella in Camden town who used to say "can you spare a couple of quid so I can buy some tinnies". He always got the money from me... There was another bloke the used to do the backstreets of London's west end that used to give YOU money - I kid you not. He used to sit there and chant "anyone need some cash". He'd only give you like 50 pence or something which you always gave back and then a few pounds on top for making you laugh - he was obviously a very shrewd businessman.
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: AKKDHOLI on January 15, 2009, 02:57:36 PM
That seizure one is crazy i swear the image is actually moving, is it a gif
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: dweez on January 15, 2009, 03:02:38 PM
Nope, a .jpg. It's an optical allusion. Often in pics that have repeating patterns this effect will be seen.
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: AKKDHOLI on January 15, 2009, 03:07:00 PM
yep thought so if I concentrated on one bit of it didn't move and as soon as I even tried looking elsewhere it was moving again :o
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Post by: MisterAJ on January 15, 2009, 03:38:23 PM
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Post by: CMF on January 19, 2009, 05:01:31 PM
:D :D :D You gotta love 4chan!
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Post by: smokester on January 19, 2009, 05:46:05 PM
I am no fan of /b/ and 4chan generally speaking, but I quite like people taking the mickey out of them. BTW. There was an addition to the rules regarding them I believe.. :)
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: MisterAJ on January 19, 2009, 06:33:23 PM
^I did not know that...
Good thing I just assumed it was... ;D
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Post by: ohcheap1 on January 19, 2009, 06:39:22 PM
She's a gracious loser, AND a good dancer... ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 20, 2009, 01:49:27 PM
not shopped ? Sarah has a well tuned body. but the heads don't look right to me and also her nipple is showing, I'd say the press would have a field day of that. ;)
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: smokester on January 20, 2009, 02:32:44 PM
Well AJ should know. For one he's a Reverend and secondly he was at the same the pre-inauguration party.
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Post by: CMF on January 20, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
Talking about FAGS (http://www.south-ayrshire.gov.uk/tradingstandards/images/FakeFags.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: smokester on January 20, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
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Post by: MisterAJ on January 26, 2009, 01:50:19 AM
^ ROFL @ all your cartoons...
@ Jack: the economy one is oh-so true: A large, and a very significant, part of the US economy is based on continual expansion... which only lasts for so long...
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: MisterAJ on January 29, 2009, 10:50:02 PM
- "To see what electricity does to a cat..." - "Cat hates electricity..."
^ ROFL...
In 4th grade or something, I wrote a short story about a boy and his lazy cat... His solution to the laziness was to shove a battery up the cat's ass... My teacher was not happy... :D :D :D
^ I didn't plan for it, but those last two DID fit good together...
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: ohcheap1 on January 29, 2009, 10:55:10 PM
Seriouly, AJ, have you ever thought of laying off the pipe for a minute? :)
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: MisterAJ on January 29, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
1.) I was 10 at the time... (didn't star smoking the ganja until I was 17...)
2.) I ran out yesterday morning... :'(
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: ohcheap1 on January 29, 2009, 11:22:30 PM
17? OK then...........I see...........and you are what? 27ish now? I can see being locked in for a good 10 years. For me it was around 15 years. But who's counting. eh?
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Post by: MisterAJ on January 29, 2009, 11:32:57 PM
30...
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Post by: JackFrost on January 29, 2009, 11:50:44 PM
When are you gits gonna realize that the world is bless'ed insane and those of us hitting the pipe are just pointing it out?!
:D :D :D :D
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Post by: ohcheap1 on January 29, 2009, 11:55:24 PM
I think that its us gits that have kids and want to believe there will be a future. Ooooo....I know how you hate deep thought.....
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: JackFrost on January 30, 2009, 12:04:19 AM
There's going to be a future no matter what happens (Nothing takes the past away... like the future ;)) it's what kind of future that's in question...
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: Santafer on January 30, 2009, 01:27:28 AM
You're just as gloom-and-doom as the rest of us about our collective asses...
You just try and convince yourself otherwise, because you feel obligated, as a parent, to do so.
But in reality, the reason why you guys (all people with kids + / - 10 years of my age, being 30 this year) had your kids was:
- because of your biological clocks...
or
- You got knocked up...
Hmmm... Wonder if I should post a "May cause depression" warning at the top...
Naaaah...
To far up...
I'll just do it here...
And here Im just thinking that you should delete this poo and move on........Repeatedly using the word "You" tends to put even the most opened minded person on the defensive. Just think this post is an unneccessary response.
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: smokester on January 30, 2009, 10:14:51 AM
It looks real to me. I'd find it hilarious if she just wanted a butterfly and the tattoo artist took a little "artistic license" on the design.
It's the outline that looks odd as when I stopped getting tattoos (I have many) the 3 needle outline was all but dead then. The newer techniques used a single needle to get a better appearance of hair and other fine detail, The outline could have been done with a 8 or 9 liner needle or even shader needles, but it would be quite original.
EDIT: Actually I retract my statement for the pure fact that it looks like the tattooist is the one showing it off. And the work on his arm is "fat" and quite extreme.
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: MisterAJ on January 30, 2009, 10:25:10 AM
How you know the universe won't just end when you, or I or someone else die, it may be all a dream. Damn I must stop talking to that paranoid friend of mine, it's screwing me up....more.
How you know the universe won't just end when you, or I or someone else die, it may be all a dream. Damn I must stop talking to that paranoid friend of mine, it's screwing me up....more.
No, your friend is actually right...
Everyone who lives now, and who has EVER lived, are just the unwilling, subconscious by-product of someones imagination... but the real question is... WHO..?
We can safely say that it's someone who is still alive, since we're all here, which limits our search for "the One" down to the 6.5 Bln. people alive today...
But once that person dies, or worse: wakes up... :o :o :o :o :o
As for the picture above. Look at the time when it was posted. 1 second ago. Double fail.
LOL
My advice would be:
# 1 - Find a heavy brick # 2 - Bash it repeatedly against your forehead # 3 - Accept the fact that your son is gay # 4 - Support him, even if you subscribe to the schizo ideology of some dark age priest who wants to burn the sin out of him # 5 - Stop going trough his stuff, its an invasion of his privacy. Would you like him to go trough your stuff..?
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: Santafer on January 30, 2009, 10:26:48 PM
How you know the universe won't just end when you, or I or someone else die, it may be all a dream. Damn I must stop talking to that paranoid friend of mine, it's screwing me up....more.
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. We are all of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Here's Tom with the weather..."
- Bill Hicks :D :'(
And AJ, you make some great points about that stupid parent.
And what the golly is going on with that horse?
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Post by: ohcheap1 on January 31, 2009, 12:06:22 AM
Holy poo? What is with that horse head? I have to do some research...........follow up.
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Post by: JackFrost on January 31, 2009, 12:08:47 AM
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: JackFrost on February 06, 2009, 02:05:23 PM
poo, dweez, I've been trying to find that second pic you just posted (the one with the chat window) because I found it a long time ago and lost it when a hard drive went out. Thanks, that's hilarious. Largely for the line: "I'll ignore it right after I take a screen shot..." :D
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Post by: frankcapri on February 06, 2009, 02:26:57 PM
JEOMK @ Dweez' pics
Not a pic, but that chat reminded me these classic chats by Bloodninja ;D
not-so-interesting-factoid: TORA-TORA-TORA was the code for the attack on Pearl Harbor. TORA3 = TORA x 3 = well, you get it by now, or you don't... either way, I'm done writing this sentence... right... now...
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on February 08, 2009, 01:17:30 AM
thank you for those, Santafer, gave me a good laugh.
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Post by: Santafer on February 08, 2009, 03:43:18 PM
Wow, this family lost messed up the genetic lottery twice a gazillion times. Those are some astronomical odds well known inbred brothers/father-son/uncle-nephew.
FIXED
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Post by: Santafer on February 13, 2009, 01:35:46 PM
^That is why we need natural selection.
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Post by: davidsolomon83 on February 13, 2009, 01:39:51 PM
^^ WAAAT :D :D
no seriously, WTF ??? :D :D
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Post by: dweez on February 13, 2009, 01:40:34 PM
Lol, classic
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Post by: davidsolomon83 on February 13, 2009, 01:46:53 PM
^ Haha ha, a very good caption/label i might add ;) :D
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Post by: dweez on February 13, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Thread bombed.
Well, split off rather.
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Post by: JackFrost on February 13, 2009, 05:09:21 PM
These idiots actually protest at the soldiers funerals... :-[ :-[ ??? ???
Yes, they do.
You should check out the documentary Hatemongers (http://www.hatemongers.com/home.html) if you want to know more about Fred Phelps and his gaggle of hateful idiots.
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Post by: MisterAJ on February 18, 2009, 04:45:22 PM
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Post by: Santafer on February 19, 2009, 01:18:18 AM
OK here is how it's gonna happen.
To get rid of all the haters, your Black president from the planet Krypton will order a tank and a shitload of cops to stop them, when that is not enough, send another wave, this time to kill with the blessing of the black pope and the D.L., since they are making Jesus look bad(Karma is a madam), who of course is a cool guy that likes to chill with other cosmic zombies.
Title: Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
Post by: MisterAJ on February 19, 2009, 12:23:19 PM
Santa's AVA has changed...
Mayhaps I need to make him a SIG...
Any requests..?
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Post by: ohcheap1 on February 19, 2009, 12:34:39 PM
^ Just get RID of that vid clip ^ Its nasty!
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Post by: MisterAJ on February 19, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
I kind of think so too. Kind of curious as what oc1 doesn't like about it but right now she's fighting a virus she got on her computer.
ugh, that sucks. I've been trying to find the best AV and AM combination all day. It would seem there are a lot of conflicts with my current config......
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Post by: dweez on February 20, 2009, 10:56:40 AM
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Post by: dweez on February 27, 2009, 12:18:44 PM
Check it.
http://www.beardhead.com/
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Post by: frankcapri on February 27, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
:D
I'd actually like to see a bank robbery go down with a group of people wearing those hats.
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Post by: dweez on February 27, 2009, 12:30:48 PM
Policeman: "Did you get a description of the perpetrators?" Bank Teller: "Yes, One was a viking, another was a pirate, a third was an old man, and the forth was Frank Capri."
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Post by: frankcapri on February 27, 2009, 12:32:02 PM
I translated this because I'm stone, and waiting for FallOut 3 to "fall out of the sky"...
The cartoon is called (http://i336.photobucket.com/albums/n355/MisterAJ79/nemi.gif?t=1237137397) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemi_(comic_strip)), and is made by Norwegian cartoonist Lise Myhre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lise_Myhre)...
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Post by: Santafer on March 16, 2009, 12:51:40 PM
I don't get it?
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Post by: frankcapri on March 16, 2009, 01:21:13 PM
Norway is really cold ;D
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Post by: Santafer on March 16, 2009, 04:54:43 PM
Yeah I got that but what, is the girl descendant or what..
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Post by: ohcheap1 on March 24, 2009, 06:34:33 PM
An Obituary printed in the London Times........ Interesting and sadly true.
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense*, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape, He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouth wash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust His wife, Discretion, his daughter, Responsibility, his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
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Post by: chekovsulu on April 14, 2009, 05:37:52 PM
Is that a Ku Klux Klan mask under that desk? :o
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Post by: ohcheap1 on April 14, 2009, 06:27:06 PM
Good eye! Maybe porn on the prompter in the back?
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Post by: Santafer on April 14, 2009, 09:40:54 PM
Just above the mask.
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on April 15, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
I saw the Towelie, and i thought the other one was the guy in the background who looks like hes plonking. I noticed the KKK mask after it was pointed out.
Title: Re: Motivation... it's a good thing...
Post by: MisterAJ on April 24, 2009, 01:16:30 PM
The picture, with the black frame and funny texts, are called MOTIVATORS (http://images.google.no/images?q=motivators&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:nb-NO:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi)... or DEMOTIVATORS (http://images.google.no/images?q=demotivators&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:nb-NO:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi)...
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Post by: ohcheap1 on April 26, 2009, 09:04:25 PM
This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS? twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/twirl.jpg) Just think how many people she made smile throughout the day!
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Post by: hmed2390 on April 26, 2009, 10:11:51 PM
:D i sure smiled! :D
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Post by: MisterAJ on April 27, 2009, 09:58:29 AM
I think its brilliant...
The world could use more people like that, doing deliberately...
I have to say that this is funny, and embarrassing for the poor girl, but I have to say that I am not sure that I would have done anything different - would any of you? Bang - Ow, Squidge
^ Completely agree, I think this shouldnt be considered "AS" funny as some may take it.
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Post by: smokester on May 22, 2009, 05:50:27 AM
I have to say that this is funny, and embarrassing for the poor girl, but I have to say that I am not sure that I would have done anything different - would any of you? Bang - Ow, Squidge - I probably would have been scared to let go too. (After a while when/if it stopped hurting I may have risked a glance, but then so may she - we will never know)
I have always found it to be instictive to look at one's hand when you think you have a bleeding injury you can't see, and to use gravity to stop too much escaping - like holding your head back with a nose bleed. I didn't believe the story for a moment although it did make me chuckle.
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Post by: dweez on May 22, 2009, 06:25:41 AM
I think the smell of yeast/dough might have been my first hint. If it was hot enough to explode the can, the car would have been filled with the scent.
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Post by: MisterAJ on May 22, 2009, 07:01:25 AM
Or the fact that you can think coherently, despite your bleeding skull (figuratively, not literally) being cracked open but a speeding metal object...
Ditto. But a lot of these 'fail' things - including this one - make me think "what would I have done?", and I often find that the reported event is amusing, but I would maybe have done something pretty similar.
Smelt the dough, looked at your bloodless hand, phoned the missus and told her you'd made a mess in the car.
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Post by: smokester on May 22, 2009, 10:59:09 AM
Brain Teaser #1: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Brain Teaser #2: When you need it you throw it away, when you don?t need it you take it in.
Brain Teaser #3: Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!
Brain Teaser #4: If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?
Brain Teaser #5: What kind of tables have no legs?
Brain Teaser #6: What is the first thing you do every morning?
Brain Teaser #7: A brick weighs a pound and half a brick. How many pounds do two bricks weigh?
Brain Teaser #8: How long is a rope that is 2 yards shorter than another rope that is three times the length of the first rope?
Brain Teaser #9: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
Brain Teaser #10: As long as I eat, I live. When I drink, I die. what am I..?
Brain Teaser #1: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Brain Teaser #2: When you need it you throw it away, when you don?t need it you take it in.
Brain Teaser #3: Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!
Brain Teaser #4: If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?
Brain Teaser #5: What kind of tables have no legs?
Brain Teaser #6: What is the first thing you do every morning?
Brain Teaser #7: A brick weighs a pound and half a brick. How many pounds do two bricks weigh?
Brain Teaser #8: How long is a rope that is 2 yards shorter than another rope that is three times the length of the first rope?
Brain Teaser #9: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
Brain Teaser #10: As long as I eat, I live. When I drink, I die. what am I..?
I scored 8/10 failing on #3 which I still don't get, and on #7 I answered it correctly but have no idea how I'm right so I can't count it. #5 has dozens of correct answers but it was a good workout though.
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Post by: hmed2390 on June 01, 2009, 02:44:40 PM
Those were actually quite fun AJ. :)
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Post by: MisterAJ on June 01, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
;D
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Post by: Santafer on June 04, 2009, 01:59:36 PM
I love the CSI Miami parodies.
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Post by: MisterAJ on June 05, 2009, 04:53:48 AM
;D ;D ;D
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Post by: hmed2390 on June 05, 2009, 10:10:56 AM
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on June 06, 2009, 01:01:59 AM
now thats some collection :D :D
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Post by: MisterAJ on June 06, 2009, 06:10:24 AM
Awesome collection...
Love the Gif's, and finally we all have a face to go with the name:
Captain Obvious...
:D :D :D
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on June 06, 2009, 11:35:04 AM
Imagine being the kid in that Poopy time ad, when it comes time to show off your modeling portfolio...
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Post by: MisterAJ on June 06, 2009, 11:38:32 AM
What kind of f&*^tard thinks up products like that..?
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Post by: ohcheap1 on June 06, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
I love this Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ....... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on June 07, 2009, 01:04:06 AM
Nice one OC1.
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Post by: hmed2390 on June 07, 2009, 03:12:15 AM
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ....... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
:D
That was emailed to me a few weeks ago. Yet, I still lol'd like a jackass. ;D
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Post by: davidsolomon83 on June 12, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
^ That doc probably killed a bunch :-\ :D :D Ben.....waszzz......rrrRight...................
I have seen it done with a towel and a pair of sunglasses which worked ok. He will probably be blinded by the lumens and should have tinted his specs with a marker pen or something.
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Post by: hmed2390 on June 26, 2009, 12:31:02 PM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on July 07, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing...... :-X
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on July 08, 2009, 12:00:29 AM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/olympics-mishap-demotivational-poster.jpg) More Funny Pictures (http://www.demotivateus.com) (http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/high-scores-theyre-really-important-to-some-people-demotivational-poster.jpg) Motivator (http://www.demotivateus.com) (http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/red-rover-not-as-fun-when-you-grow-up-demotivational-poster.jpg) More Funny Pictures (http://www.demotivateus.com) (http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/motorcycles-youre-doing-it-wrong-demotivational-poster.jpg)
sorry these are thumbnails, but I'm too lazy to load them into photobucket... just click on em ;D Forum Pictures (http://www.demotivateus.com) (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/2/633795439580702185-PirateEpicTits-t2.jpg) (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/28/633764765352350410-MarineLife-t2.jpg) (http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=16848) (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/13/633674714084270302-BIRTHCONTROL-t2.jpg) (http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=8565) (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/8/633748212182673110-PornCollection-t2.jpg) (http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=14918) (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/25/633762192475716460-CreamPie-t2.jpg) (http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=16459)
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Post by: MisterAJ on July 08, 2009, 12:01:35 AM
You know... People keep calling me that lately... I don't know why...hhmm...
:D
it was a joke, more towards myself because, I sort of am a nerd. I don't look like one, but I sometimes act like one. ^see? sentences like that make me nerdy. :D
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Post by: Santafer on July 15, 2009, 02:01:39 AM
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Post by: CMF on July 17, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
I HAVE UNVEILED THE SECRET BEHIND THE NEW WORLD ORDER !!!!!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/hu0h3r.jpg)
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Post by: MisterAJ on July 17, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
Now I know...
Thanks, CMF...
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Post by: ohcheap1 on July 18, 2009, 11:09:30 PM
So my child is laughing hysterically in her room and when I ask her whats so funny she forwards me this delicate selection of humor. Ya ready? (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/e6vjie.png) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/virgniaxf3.png) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/1235331884161.gif) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/ekkvnt.png) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/2cnz7g3.png) And by far the funniest of them all: (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/34164126gj7.png)
Good Lord......... ::)
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Post by: CMF on July 18, 2009, 11:35:25 PM
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on August 04, 2009, 11:40:38 AM
:D :D have seen an example of the last picture in real life
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 05, 2009, 03:34:13 PM
For all you non-supporters, you need to know what kind of awesome public support "Creed" is giving to communities all around the world. I found this is the window of our local Walmart.
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Post by: frankcapri on August 05, 2009, 08:49:34 PM
I wish I would have looked at that sooner. I've already done at least 3 of those noes
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 05, 2009, 11:01:06 PM
Containing Baby is way off the mark. Its worked for us for years. Wait for it.......... I can not believe how much use of this photo Ive gotten. It just FITS! Awesome!
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Post by: hmed2390 on August 06, 2009, 02:57:56 AM
Containing Baby is way off the mark. Its worked for us for years. Wait for it.......... I can not believe how much use of this photo Ive gotten. It just FITS! Awesome!
i'm surprised the pixels haven't worn out by now.
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Post by: CMF on August 06, 2009, 08:31:45 AM
I've been keeping my eye on the dirty ass poo that people have been requesting in the books section.
With valid reason I presume. :D :D :D
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Post by: frankcapri on August 10, 2009, 11:01:58 PM
I bumped that request and it was quickly pushed to the bottom of the page by a volley of bumping of other dirty requests. It's ridiculous :D
My wife answers questions on Yahoo answers (mostly in the baby section) :D ,and she asked me about this one (http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff241/frankcapri/pedobearquestion.jpg)
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Post by: MisterAJ on August 11, 2009, 03:19:34 AM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 18, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Audacity works for me......... (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/22-1.jpg) So does this: (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_1_112.gif)
Comically speaking, the whale looks like an answer that my daughter would leave. Strangely she has the intellegence to actually answer the question. ;D
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Post by: MisterAJ on August 18, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
I don't have the intellect to answer that, but I'd probably wright something like:
Ah ... ! What's happening? Excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ... Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isn't it? And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
;D ;D ;D
And now, a warning for those of you with Facebook:
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Post by: chekovsulu on August 21, 2009, 05:56:18 AM
I saw this on the other fora and didn't know what it means. What does it mean? It's apparently Scottish. (http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee144/abqaiq-animal/pic11942.jpg)
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 21, 2009, 08:52:19 AM
Im lost as well......INDIE!!!!
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Post by: JackFrost on August 21, 2009, 09:03:18 AM
"Pishing in the close" sounds a little like pissing in the clothes, or maybe pissing in the closet?
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Post by: frankcapri on August 21, 2009, 09:13:45 AM
Mmm, manky shower :-*
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Post by: JackFrost on August 21, 2009, 10:46:29 AM
I saw this on the other fora and didn't know what it means. What does it mean? It's apparently Scottish. (http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee144/abqaiq-animal/pic11942.jpg)
My take on this is that the person's house happens to be in a "close" that is on quiet route to a local pub. A "close" is a kind of alley to the Scots, and a sort of Cul-de-sac which it is more generally all over the UK.
What tends to happen is people stumbling out of the pub at night, and more so after closing time, tend to target the nearest, and to a degree most "discreet" doorway to relieve themselves, and then so does the next man and so on. I used to live in a flat above a shop a few doors down from a pub, and the shop doorway was used as a urinal more that the pub toilet, and the entrance to my flat was next to it.
So I reckon the sign is saying "Do you want to stop pissing in the alley I live in you dishevelled group of scoundrels"... but I could be wrong?
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on August 21, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Thanks for the translation, I had no idea what the hell that meant. ;D
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Post by: frankcapri on August 21, 2009, 04:55:39 PM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 21, 2009, 05:46:43 PM
There are so many things about that GIF that deserve to be ridiculed for an extended period of time. Go for it. Wow.....why does it have to be a chick? Very scary
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 21, 2009, 05:50:21 PM
Absolutely!!! I was clueless on that one too. Of course, now Im grossed out by it but whatever..... :D
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Post by: MisterAJ on August 22, 2009, 10:17:34 AM
I'm tempted to say something about you yanks, but I won't... I'll just leave this here...
Yeah, thats who I'd invite to a wedding... Darth Vader and Jar Jar Binks...
*snorts*
Quote
It definitely screams, "Vader meet NY biker for the broncs."
I think Vader might actually be a girl... dunno.. I haven't flipped through all the wedding pics :D Plus..I'm going to get slammed.. but I think there's actually something semi marginally cool about the wedding ;D
Ths thread aways makes me laugh :)
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Post by: MisterAJ on August 26, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
How would a LOTR wedding look like..? :-\ :-X ::) :o
I think Vader might actually be a girl... dunno.. I haven't flipped through all the wedding pics :D Plus..I'm going to get slammed.. but I think there's actually something semi marginally cool about the wedding ;D
Slammed? Nevar! I wish I had a Star Wars wedding. Unfortunately, my wife has never seen any of the movies.
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Post by: JackFrost on August 26, 2009, 02:18:46 PM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on August 27, 2009, 04:24:09 PM
I cant decide which of Jacks animated ones I like best but Im gonna go with the last one....the lazy cat. For the love of Kitty God that is pathetic. ::) ;D
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Post by: chekovsulu on August 28, 2009, 06:24:57 AM
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Post by: chekovsulu on September 06, 2009, 06:04:01 PM
It would kinds go well with it :D.
That website (http://peopleofwalmart.com/) also has this, which I 've not been able to get out of my head all day: (http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/53.jpg) :o
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Post by: hmed2390 on September 06, 2009, 06:16:20 PM
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1593/113zt.jpg)
LOL :D
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Post by: MisterAJ on September 07, 2009, 07:58:38 AM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on September 07, 2009, 09:39:53 AM
That Walmart site is like a bad accident, you cant help but look. I couldnt close it till I'd seen every last one of those pics. Mostly to make sure I wasnt in one of them!! :o ;D
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Post by: chekovsulu on September 07, 2009, 10:59:40 AM
Some of them aren't really so bad, it made me all self conscious about going out for milk today :(
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Post by: MisterAJ on September 07, 2009, 06:31:29 PM
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Post by: chekovsulu on September 16, 2009, 04:42:52 PM
When he farts, he's actually talking :D
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Post by: hmed2390 on September 16, 2009, 04:46:22 PM
:D
or burping. :D
let's just hope he doesn't throw up. ;D
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Post by: JackFrost on September 17, 2009, 03:44:31 PM
Yesterday, Nobby posted screen caps from the movie Phantom Planet in Name That Movie. These next four pics are exactly the way he posted his second set of stills:
The Uffington White Horse is a highly stylised prehistoric hill figure, 374 feet (110 m) long, formed from deep trenches filled with crushed white chalk. The figure has been shown to date back some 3,000 years, to the Bronze Age, based on optically stimulated luminescence dating carried out following archaeological investigations in 1994.
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Post by: JackFrost on September 23, 2009, 10:00:13 AM
The Uffington White Horse is a highly stylised prehistoric hill figure, 374 feet (110 m) long, formed from deep trenches filled with crushed white chalk. The figure has been shown to date back some 3,000 years, to the Bronze Age, based on optically stimulated luminescence dating carried out following archaeological investigations in 1994.
XTC uses that for the cover of their album English Settlement (great damn' record, too)...
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 25, 2009, 02:13:03 PM
:D :D
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Post by: Santafer on September 25, 2009, 03:14:37 PM
i dont get the swimmer thing at all. did he get stripped of his medals for drugs or because he looks weird
I think it's being ironic.
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Post by: JackFrost on October 08, 2009, 02:09:18 PM
I made this one m'self from a product that came into my local comics shop. While they are a pair of Batman gloves, it seems as if the little Asian kid sweating away in China/Indonesia (the preceding designation is not racist, but a sad fact - so any knee-jerk reactionaries should just cool yer jets, okay? Thanks in advance. - JF) to make these things forgot to switch out the label to the proper one. So in this case, this pair of Bat gloves is copyright Lucasfilm and is part of the Star Wars collection. But whatevahs, I doubt Time-Warner would care, right? :D:
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Post by: ohcheap1 on October 15, 2009, 10:10:52 AM
This reminded me of a funny family thing my Mom posted recently: On Sunday my daughter took her 4 year old daughter, Aida and her 7 year old brother, Jonah to the Methodist Church in Oak Park, IL. The topic of the children's sermon was Heroes and Super Heroes. After some discussion the minister asked the kids if they knew who the biggest Super Hero was? Who was the one who would love you no matter what, always be on your side, comfort you when you were sad, take care of you and your family. Well, Jonah threw his hand up in the air and was so excited that he knew the answer. The minister called on Jonah and his answer was, "Barack Obama". I guess everyone in the church had a good time laughing. Jennifer, my Christian daughter was telling this story to her Muslim husband, Samir, at the dinner table. Jonah repeated his answer, "Barack Obama", and while Jennifer, Samir, and Jonah laughed, Aida very calmly said, "But that was wrong, the correct answer was Jesus." (http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7682/12555346128515052517.jpg)
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Post by: MisterAJ on October 15, 2009, 10:16:13 AM
This reminded me of a funny family thing my Mom posted recently: On Sunday my daughter took her 4 year old daughter, Aida and her 7 year old brother, Jonah to the Methodist Church in Oak Park, IL. The topic of the children's sermon was Heroes and Super Heroes. After some discussion the minister asked the kids if they knew who the biggest Super Hero was? Who was the one who would love you no matter what, always be on your side, comfort you when you were sad, take care of you and your family. Well, Jonah threw his hand up in the air and was so excited that he knew the answer. The minister called on Jonah and his answer was, "Barack Obama". I guess everyone in the church had a good time laughing. Jennifer, my Christian daughter was telling this story to her Muslim husband, Samir, at the dinner table. Jonah repeated his answer, "Barack Obama", and while Jennifer, Samir, and Jonah laughed, Aida very calmly said, "But that was wrong, the correct answer was Jesus."
Awesome.
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Post by: hmed2390 on October 15, 2009, 10:33:20 AM
the obama pic is so wrong.
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Post by: MisterAJ on October 15, 2009, 12:37:00 PM
;D
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Post by: hmed2390 on October 15, 2009, 01:13:12 PM
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Post by: chekovsulu on October 16, 2009, 05:02:18 AM
She has no head! :o (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/gymnastics.595.jpg) (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2009/10/caption_competition_104.shtml)
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Post by: MisterAJ on October 16, 2009, 05:44:55 AM
Damn, I've gotta call my agent. He swore to me no film of that survived.
:D
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on October 28, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
funny pics. ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: ohcheap1 on October 28, 2009, 11:27:50 AM
Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument
Most of the American populace thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of " those moments."
One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.
Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.
Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.
I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.
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Post by: dweez on October 28, 2009, 12:00:25 PM
Spoiler tags don't see to be working properly.
Re: OP
Maybe your daughter thought you were taking her to the vet. Don't deny it, we've all seen the pictures. ;D
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Post by: ohcheap1 on October 28, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
So you cant see the pic then? Its working fine when I click on it.
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Post by: dweez on October 28, 2009, 12:28:31 PM
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Post by: chekovsulu on October 28, 2009, 03:22:21 PM
It works for me
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Post by: ohcheap1 on October 28, 2009, 04:12:36 PM
You cant see it from the "RECENT POSTS" listing but you can if you look directly at the thread. I dont know what thats about you're the Great Wizard!! Fix the s*&%! :-*
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Post by: MisterAJ on October 28, 2009, 05:28:21 PM
Works fine, for me... must be Dweez doing something funky... :P
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Post by: ohcheap1 on November 09, 2009, 12:49:33 PM
The enhanced view CSI is GREAT! For that matter so are the rest.
I got this one in an email and thought it was cute. Of course its because my baby is the same breed. And honestly, the only thing she would want to do with that cat is nap with it. She thinks shes a cat....Ive mentioned that before right? (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/GERMAN.jpg)
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Post by: Robin-Graves on November 09, 2009, 01:02:20 PM
My sisters cat killed a dog,,she thinks shes like a wolverine or something. She makes me pay a toll to go into the driveway.
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Post by: smokester on November 27, 2009, 05:16:13 PM
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on November 28, 2009, 02:25:21 AM
there is a email floating around about how to sell a boat in brazil. :o i'd think twice posting it in the adult section :o ;D :D
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Post by: chekovsulu on November 30, 2009, 01:19:40 AM
This website came up while I was looking for something else: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/picture-galleries/6589715/Awkward-Family-Photos-desperately-seeking-embarrassing-pictures-of-British-families.html
Here are some pictures from the site: (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01524/aunt_1524587i.jpg)(they're sitting on someone)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01524/green_1524549i.jpg) ^This guy looks like Tron guy:
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Post by: xtopave on November 30, 2009, 08:15:07 AM
They look so normal and... there's a guy... under them. :o ;D
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Post by: dweez on November 30, 2009, 11:00:35 AM
I'm fairly certain that IS the Tron guy. I saw a site where it documented him making the suit and I believe the pic you posted is the "beginning".
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Post by: chekovsulu on November 30, 2009, 11:07:32 AM
I think someone's been submitting lies! The people of The Telegraph don't seem to be very familiar with internet memes
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 01, 2009, 12:03:42 AM
:D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Robin-Graves on December 01, 2009, 08:42:11 AM
Dear God,, Id hate for some of you guys to get hold of my families pics. Last one I was in with my family was back in 1984,, and man that hair I had was embarassing.
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Post by: dweez on December 02, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
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Post by: smokester on December 02, 2009, 03:12:10 PM
I thought that was real for a moment but the shadow definitely doesn't match up.
Cool tho'.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 03, 2009, 02:29:57 AM
nice pic . ;D good concept
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Post by: ohcheap1 on December 10, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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Post by: xtopave on December 10, 2009, 03:32:45 PM
Ah, you truly made me laugh. ;D
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Post by: ohcheap1 on December 10, 2009, 03:36:32 PM
Isnt that AWESOME!!!!?
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 14, 2009, 01:13:47 PM
fantastic :D you should post a pic of your house lit up
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Post by: Robin-Graves on December 14, 2009, 05:18:15 PM
Id like to take pics of my neighbors house lit up,, especialy after I dowse it in gasoline ( petrol to my brothers and sisters in the UK) and toss a match on it. They are sooooo anoying.
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Post by: CMF on December 15, 2009, 08:11:45 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fixed_width.png)
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Post by: vilya on December 20, 2009, 12:54:41 PM
That one actually reminds me of a friend I used to have who started a society dedicated to how much he hated this female because she apparently screwed around with his feelings. She didn't really, but it was funny at the time :D
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Post by: MisterAJ on January 08, 2010, 11:00:17 AM
I was in there last night, stayed for hours...
SOOOOOO Much win and fail and win and fail...
I was LMFAO... :D :D :D
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Post by: CMF on January 09, 2010, 10:08:20 AM
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 13, 2010, 12:45:01 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: nouseforaname on January 17, 2010, 04:16:13 PM
The facebook ones are hilarious.
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Post by: smokester on January 17, 2010, 04:57:18 PM
Do us a favour AJ and post the funnies with swearing in the dark humour thread. They might not quite fit, but that board has no filter enabled by design.
Besides which, you get an extra "1" to your postcount that way and we all know what a big postcount means...
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Post by: smokester on January 18, 2010, 06:24:37 AM
If you expect me to go through EVERY image looking for ANY curse-words, forget about it...
posting a whole bunch of pic's is work enough in itself. asking a dyslectic to do even MORE work is just silly.
I'll just stop posting them... peace out.
Ah, come on. Those pictures are hilarious. I went to the site and laughed my ass off.
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Post by: chekovsulu on January 18, 2010, 09:51:48 PM
I stole this from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_friend)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/DutchEnglishfalsefriend.png) False friends in a Dutch advertisement actually meaning "Mommy, that one, that one, that one ..." "Please."
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 19, 2010, 12:01:53 AM
:D :D :D :D
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Post by: MisterAJ on January 19, 2010, 12:43:31 AM
AJ, I think he means from now on, not retroactively.
Yeah, thats what I'm saying: I either post what I have scrounged up, or I just drop it all together.
Going one pic at the time, saying: "This belongs in here, this is to rude for this, this is even worse and belongs in the dark closet thread" and so on and so forth is just too much work when I do my mass-posts.
As for going true all of my 2.500+ posts, and any kind of spring cleaning... would have NEVER happened...
Yeah, thats what I'm saying: I either post what I have scrounged up, or I just drop it all together.
Going one pic at the time, saying: "This belongs in here, this is to rude for this, this is even worse and belongs in the dark closet thread" and so on and so forth is just too much work when I do my mass-posts.
As for going true all of my 2.500+ posts, and any kind of spring cleaning... would have NEVER happened...
???
Is that some kind of Brit-expression I don't get..?
You do whatever you think best AJ, I trust your judgement (most of the time).
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Post by: xtopave on January 19, 2010, 05:30:10 AM
Sh!t, smokes, you got audio on from what we type???
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Post by: chekovsulu on January 26, 2010, 02:46:57 AM
This are from http://thereifixedit.com (http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tifi-snowfridge.jpg) (http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tifi-landlocked.jpg) (http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tifi-facethandle.jpg)
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Post by: MisterAJ on January 26, 2010, 10:39:12 AM
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Post by: nouseforaname on February 16, 2010, 10:17:35 AM
Hey, does anyone have this photo? It says something like Anime - Where yelling makes you stronger. I can't find it anywhere and the site I found this won't even let me view the entire photo.
LOL... Google is your friend... unless your named nouseforaname... :P :P :P
I use yahoo all the time and if I can't find it I use google. The reason why is because my email is yahoo. I should have looked there for the photos haha
<snip> A lot of these were unsuitable for this thread to put it mildly. Try using this (http://www.diasfora.co.uk/index.php?topic=3028.0) thread for stuff that is adult in content.</snip>
Sorry about that.
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Post by: ohcheap1 on February 24, 2010, 10:01:41 AM
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Post by: chekovsulu on April 01, 2010, 05:38:09 PM
I like this one a lot: (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131764654757871.jpg)
This one had a caption about recursive Will Wheaton being recursive. (http://i.imgur.com/V6BJ8.jpg)
This was on Geeks are Sexy (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2009/05/13/wednesday-geeky-pics-start-em-young-baby-geeks/): (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby8.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby1.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby2.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby4.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby3.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby5.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby11.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby7.jpg) (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby12.jpg)
And this one is a bit four years ago :-\: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/mintyfresh/hipcat.jpg)
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Post by: xtopave on April 10, 2010, 12:14:18 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/1zzi745.jpg)
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Post by: ohcheap1 on April 10, 2010, 01:41:17 PM
I WANT A PUPPY!!! LOOK AT IT....... :'(
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Post by: ohcheap1 on April 13, 2010, 09:35:21 AM
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Post by: Skadi on May 21, 2010, 06:17:12 PM
^ LOL.. I'll have to think on it, and do one :D My ironing zone would be bigger then yours. I like to do it.. it zens me out for some reason :P
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Post by: xtopave on May 21, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Where did my brain go? I mean I posted a brain just like smokester did and now is gone?! :'(
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Post by: nouseforaname on June 04, 2010, 01:23:42 AM
I was so bored tonight I drew a smily on a walnut. While doing so, I was talking to my friend online. I found a good photo of her on facebook and replaced her face with the walnut, which she's currently using for her default.
I dont know how I missed this one but it is brilliant. I would have to hurt the first insensitive customer that found it funny to buy part of the structure. Gggggrrrrrrr......
Where have I been? Mishca your disney/porn pic is sadly very observant.
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Post by: redlandslide on September 10, 2010, 04:36:08 AM
It's from here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/oct/04/microsoft-motorola-android-patent-lawsuit
Nokia's really going for it :D
And this one too: (http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Lifeandhealth/Pix/pictures/2010/9/29/1285785499173/loomus-2-oct-001.jpg) http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/cartoon/2010/oct/02/family
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Post by: Methiah on October 16, 2010, 12:51:43 PM
Pride and joy of my cactus collection, one day it will be nearly 5m tall!
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Post by: ohcheap1 on November 06, 2010, 06:35:16 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbc3r3pCbs1qzgcpyo1_400.png) When 28-year old Artyom Sidorkin underwent surgery to remove a suspected cancerous tumor that was causing him extreme chest pain, medical staff in Izhevsk in the Urals, Russia, were startled to see a tiny tree growing inside Sidorkin?s lung. The five-centimeter fir tree branch was discovered when surgeon, Vladimir Kamashev, took part of the man?s lung for a biopsy. Dr. Kamashev recalled: ?I thought I was hallucinating; I asked my assistant to have a look: ?Come and see this ? we?ve got a fir tree here.? He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things.? Doctors think he might have inhaled a seed, which was deposited into his lung tissue. The seed sprouted there, and grew until it started touching capillaries in the tissue, causing Sidorkin extreme pain. The branch was later removed. ?It was very painful. But to be honest, I did not feel any foreign object inside me,? said Sidorkin of his strange experience. ?I?m so relieved it?s not cancer.?
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Post by: smokester on November 06, 2010, 06:41:31 AM
^ Is that 'funny'? I would have thought it would be better off here:
http://www.diasfora.co.uk/index.php?topic=3698.0
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Post by: ohcheap1 on November 07, 2010, 08:35:20 AM
?I?m so relieved it?s not cancer.? Yes....that is funny.
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Post by: smokester on November 07, 2010, 11:06:04 AM
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 25, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
apologise for the link but i couldn't post all of these pictures, but if you have a little bandwidth this is worth the d/load . some fantastic pictures ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D <snip>link removed</snip>
<mod edit> Link infringed copyright of http://www.despair.com
If you like their stuff: buy it </mod edit>
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Post by: MaxDreamer on January 25, 2011, 07:00:53 AM
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Post by: ohcheap1 on March 18, 2011, 11:05:21 AM
1. How did the kitten get in there? Did it back in? Someone stuck it in? 2. And I would like to be able to read the stuff at the bottom of the Lionel flyer but I cant see it.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 18, 2011, 11:18:18 AM
1. no idea 2. lyrics to his song
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Post by: dweez on March 19, 2011, 03:15:19 PM
For Christ (https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12729196_10153408306177475_5250060503145512206_n.jpg?oh=dbf717e3f59e3f6956f5967bf0359d29&oe=5769C207)