My baby's poop smells like buttered pop corn.
From the way your put quotation marks around professional attire, I'm thinking you're going to be a prostitute for Halloween?No, professional attire, you know like at the beginning of the porn when she's still dressed and eyeing the copy machine repair guy. Just wanted to put it in terms that you mutts would understand. :-*
Draw dials and switches on the box. Then you are a robot ;)
and steal some dryer vents and then you have armsI was going to sick some foil on the box and use loo roll core to make eye holes. Also, because it's for a party, I'm going to need some method of refilling and venting fluids. Rubber tubing or straws could solve both problems, but I worry about hygiene.
I think mime porn might be the best. ;D
:o
I was going to sick some foil on the box and use loo roll core to make eye holes. Also, because it's for a party, I'm going to need some method of refilling and venting fluids. Rubber tubing or straws could solve both problems, but I worry about hygiene.
Porn is boring. Why watch something when you can be doing it?
My wife found this ridiculous costume for a baby. Click for LOLZ (http://s3.amazonaws.com/stylehive/blog/uploads/2costume.jpg).
Since I'm fair skinned and have dark hair.. I never have to work at a Halloween costume... with very little effort, and no cost I can pull off 'dead looking' ::)
You guys are breastfeeding right? Thats crazy.
Um, we fast forward any part of the porn that is "plot development".
Seriously though, I don't know why porn movies are longer than 5-10 minutes. I never get to see the rest of it.
And from Halloween 2009 we go to porn and adults only. :D
welcome to Diasfora, where small is good :D
Wikipedia says she's a naked lady on a horse... YOU HAVE A HORSE?! :o I want a horse :'(
If I had a horse, I'd call it Thirty-thirty and for halloween I'd become Marshall Bravestarr! Yee-haw!
Also, because it's for a party, I'm going to need some method of refilling and venting fluids. Rubber tubing or straws could solve both problems, but I worry about hygiene.
You're way better off than one of my highschool friends. He was practically transparent. :D I'm sure he counted the days for Halloween so he would feel..... more alive. ;D :D
Will prolly need a volunteer for that. Like that episode of NCIS where they have "pony" fetishes.
:D I just got a mental picture of you standing in an apartment toilet with a flap cut into the front of your box >_<
I think you've only seen me tan.. which means I'm the color of toast toasted on setting #2 :D In winter I look closer to notebook paper ::)
I thought you said you don't tan at all.
^ I dont consider toast toasted on 'light' to be a very tan color :D
I still really do want a skeleton costume :-\
I could always send you bones in a bag.
Then you can make your costume from that.
Just don't ask where they came from.
*throws away chicken remains*
:P
Nope.. I want one of those one piece ones like they make for kids.. black..with the bones on it.. But I don't want the bones to be 3d.. or gorey.. I saw one a couple of years ago but I was too lazy to buy it.
Porn is boring. Why watch something when you can be doing it?You're still telling that story? Seriously? We outted you along time ago RG
Its like watching someone breath on film while your holding your breath,,BBBBOOOOAAAARRRRIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!
I dont consider toast toasted on 'light' to be a very tan color :DUm, no. Thats just stale bread.
During the summers I try not to get too dark. Otherwise there's a huge difference between the parts of my body that get sun, and the parts that don't ::) And for some reason, that annoys the hell outta me :D
You're still telling that story? Seriously? We outted you along time ago RG
Sunbathe totally nude.
There's a super funny baby gnome costume at Walmart. I need to take a piture of it for Frank before they sell out. Frank, if they have it at the Walmart there..it's sooo what your baby should go as. It's totally insane :D
In winter I look closer to notebook paper ::)For Halloween, maybe you could try going for the Yurei look - they're scary :(
The best pictures I can find online are costumes people made. Hook me up, yo ;D
I usually always make costumes.. But the gnome costume is super funny. If I'm by walmart I'll take a picture.
The imagery in 'the ring' super scared me too. I'm a wuss :D
This one?
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=11062947
This one?
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=11062947
:D :D :D
I actually tried to convince my wife that we should dress him up like a fairy princess.
She's still on the fence about it (that means it won't happen) :D
I'll try to find the boy version.
LOL.. or the baby as a snail.. and Frank as a stick of butter and his wife as an escargot fork >_<
what? :D
edit: oh I get it. :D
Will you be wearing anything underneath that kilt?
Will you be wearing anything underneath that kilt?"True" Scots doesn't use underwears if they use kilt if I don't remember wrongly.
Has this been done before - A Scotsman with a Nessie under his kilt?
Well, it is Halloween... just paint it green and you're sorted! :D
privates painted as nessie = lol.. Yes. Hell yes.
Um,,thanks for the compliment lmao
Lets just hope I dont stand over an air vent, im not as pretty as Marylin Monroe lmao
Well, it is Halloween... just paint it green and you're sorted! :D
This is mine (if you see something.. I give you permission to get me a present :D )-
(http://www.tartans.scotland.net/Tartans/2773.gif)
Is this one of those hidden image in an image thing?
I can never see them. :'(
I was thinking of getting my clans tartan and having a kilt made while I was there ( Mclaren)
privates painted as nessie = lol.. no >_<I thought it'd be fun to tell people you're very close to "wee Nessie" and she's always up for a cuddle. On really cold days you could refer to her as a "shy li'l fellah".
rofl ..no
Robin said
So I posted my familiy's plaid :P
I thought it'd be fun to tell people you're very close to "wee Nessie" and she's always up for a cuddle. On really cold days you could refer to her as a "shy li'l fellah".
I'm not Scottish at all, but I did enjoy Robroy.
Um,,where are you from Skadi?
Well, it is Halloween... just paint it green and you're sorted! :D:D
:D
We have Nessie fan club here?
*gasp* What would Tracy think? :D
LOL.. I think you're sleep deprived recently.. you keep missing important bits of information :D
He means where is my 'clan' from.. or.. I think that's what he meant. ..as in originally from in Scotland.
To which I was going ot reply.. 'I've forgotten, I'd have to look it up or email a relative to find he specific town.' To find my plaid color/pattern I was going by a family surname. But since that was a quick search at a 'touristy' very general link, I could be wrong about that.
LOL, no...I think you're right.
I am pretty sleep deprived :D
and tired, and looooooopy poopy. :D ;D
Or us gentlemen ;) :D
Yes.. we'll all be here waiting Halloween night for all the men to upload their pictures :D not ::)
I'm not that anonymous ::) If I stopped posting, and anyone was afraid I'd croaked.. at least a couple of people in the demonoid community know what I look like, and where I live.. they could come to the morgue and identify my body :D
I'm not that anonymous ::) If I stopped posting, and anyone was afraid I'd croaked.. at least a couple of people in the demonoid community know what I look like, and where I live.. they could come to the morgue and identify my body :D
What? It's the Halloween thread.. I can't use dark humor? :D
I know I'm right. You are goofy loopy ::) And poor Robin always has everyone getting him in trouble when he's not here to defend himself :D I'm pretty sure he wouldn't know if I was cute, or not. He was probably using me as a build-up for a one liner come back joke :P
Yes.. we'll all be here waiting Halloween night for all the men to upload their pictures :D not ::)
I'm not that anonymous ::) If I stopped posting, and anyone was afraid I'd croaked.. at least a couple of people in the demonoid community know what I look like, and where I live.. they could come to the morgue and identify my body :D
My wife got this (http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3583458&CAWELAID=372736829) for our babby.
I told her we needed to go to a fabric store and buy some stuff so we can be monsters, too.
:)^ I'll probably heve died happily wrecking my bike. So that would be oddly appropriate ::)