How did someone else get your gun in the first place?
I thought you had had a run in with the law re public drunkenness or some such. Maybe you can elaborate, if not here, then via pm. This seems excessively interventionist for one incident.
Oh. And I regularly scramble eggs for lunch. Today, one of the two eggs had a double yolk. If fertilized, it would have meant twin chickens! I feel lucky, I guess, as it seemed like a good omen.