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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Today at 11:09:38 AM »
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Today at 11:07:44 AM »
Fresh cream scones and a cup of tea.  Not exciting in the way of news, but very satisfying and tasty.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 03:46:39 AM »
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my husband asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 13, 2024, 01:47:10 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...

^ This made me laugh today.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 13, 2024, 12:21:59 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 13, 2024, 10:00:15 AM »
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by dweez on May 12, 2024, 07:21:54 PM »
"My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her."

Dark humor. I approve.
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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 12, 2024, 06:35:49 PM »
El Pato, isn't that "the Duck"?  I'd never heard of it but I'm always looking for good sauces.

I made so much guac that I brought half of it home.  So I've been eating it pretty much every day.  Also, salad.  Just nice vegetable/lettuce salads.  It's been warm outside.  But tonight I might just make something easy, like heat up Indian food.  Pasta with jarred sauce would work, too.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 12, 2024, 06:32:46 PM »

"My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her."
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 12, 2024, 06:49:53 AM »
There’s no “I” in Denial.
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