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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on Today at 05:06:22 AM »
I had to laugh at Tyson Fury blaming the war in Ukraine for getting his arse kicked last night. He has always fought like on old bag of spuds, but he was completely outclassed and outboxed even in the rounds when he looked half decent.

It seems that denying fair results is catching.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 08:45:05 AM »
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 15, 2024, 11:09:38 AM »
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 15, 2024, 11:07:44 AM »
Fresh cream scones and a cup of tea.  Not exciting in the way of news, but very satisfying and tasty.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 14, 2024, 03:46:39 AM »
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my husband asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 13, 2024, 01:47:10 PM »
Quote from: christ on May 13, 2024, 01:32:18 PM
Quote from: smokester on May 13, 2024, 12:21:59 PM
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...

^ This made me laugh today.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on May 13, 2024, 12:21:59 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 13, 2024, 10:00:15 AM »
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by dweez on May 12, 2024, 07:21:54 PM »
Quote from: 6pairsofshoes on May 12, 2024, 06:32:46 PM
"My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her."

Dark humor. I approve.
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Food and Drink / Re: What are you eating / What did you eat.
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 12, 2024, 06:35:49 PM »
El Pato, isn't that "the Duck"?  I'd never heard of it but I'm always looking for good sauces.

I made so much guac that I brought half of it home.  So I've been eating it pretty much every day.  Also, salad.  Just nice vegetable/lettuce salads.  It's been warm outside.  But tonight I might just make something easy, like heat up Indian food.  Pasta with jarred sauce would work, too.
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