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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Today at 09:49:03 AM »
Good one, goldie!

A duck walks into a supermarket and asks the manager if they have any duck food.  The manager recoils and says, "No we don't have any duck food.  And we don't allow ducks in here, so get out!"

The next day, the duck goes back into the supermarket, sees the same manager, and asks, "do you have any duck food?"  At this point, the manager is pissed and says, "No!  We don't and if you come in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!  So get out and stay out!"

Undeterred, on the third day, the duck goes into the supermarket, sees the manager and asks, "Do you have any nails?"  The manager, puzzled, responds, "No.  Why?"  The duck replies, "Got any duck food?"
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Today at 09:40:11 AM »
Sorry.  Klepper is remarkable for his comic interviews of hapless Trump supporters.  Most are stunningly uninformed and unaware of recent events and they barely manage to watch Fox News.
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TV / Movies / Re: TV WTF
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Today at 09:36:48 AM »
It really surprised me that all y'all had versions of "Steptoe and Son" and "Till Death Us Do Part". I wouldn't have thought that they would have travelled at all, and I also assumed that "The Office" was too insular to be exported. I guess that's why I'm not a TV executive.

I never knew that Norman Lear based All in the Family on a British show.  Archie Bunker was super popular as was Red Foxx's Fred Sanford in Sanford and Son.  The latter was previously known for raunchy standup routines that were circulated on LP recordings, like those of Moms Mabley and other comedians.

The American Office ended up being sweet and syrupy with successful office romances and less of the biting satire that Gervais succeeded in achieving in his painfully self-effacing version.  I always found Coupling funnier than its American-based Friends -- a show that ran on far longer than necessary.  Sadly, after Richard Coyle left the show, it took a nose dive and became unwatchable.
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TV / Movies / Re: TV WTF
« Last post by christ on Today at 06:18:34 AM »
On the other hand, I think the U.S. could have been better off without emulating many of the British reality shows that we've imported and then spun off -- resulting in even more crass series.

It really surprised me that all y'all had versions of "Steptoe and Son" and "Till Death Us Do Part". I wouldn't have thought that they would have travelled at all, and I also assumed that "The Office" was too insular to be exported. I guess that's why I'm not a TV executive.
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by christ on Today at 06:14:35 AM »
Not available in UK.
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TV / Movies / Re: TV WTF
« Last post by christ on Today at 06:14:01 AM »
I partially blame you guys for the mediocre real estate developer that managed to become President mostly for being on tv and ostensibly firing people.  We sure could have done without that.

You really could. But we have the sense not to consider Alan Sugar as a potential politician. (Mind you, we have Boris Johnson, and he was only ever a TV clown)
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 02:41:56 PM »
Again - her supporters have the memory of a goldfish and so believe what she says; and they have completely forgotten the original statements: and because they have been conditioned to disbelieve the "lame stream media" they ignore those statements when the LSM repeat them (and in fact consider that it must be false, because it is in the LSM).

... and to her, her supporters are all that count because they will re-elect her. (How can they not, when the opponent is an "America-hating pinko-commie cigarette"?)

Here you go, Jordan Klepper interviews some low information voters.
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TV / Movies / Re: TV WTF
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on Yesterday at 02:36:56 PM »
I was brought up in a country where syndication was unheard of, so I only ever watch things from the start*: I don't dip in and out. In the UK, throughout my childhood, TV series were usually something like six episodes. This meant they were universally one episode "set-up", four and a half episodes of "journey", and the last half of an episode was "denouement". Nowadays the UK has followed the US lead in having a full season of 6-30 episodes ending on a cliff-hanger that will only be resolved if the series is renewed, so eventually there will be an unresolved cliffhanger (that normally has nothing to do with the series original premise, because of the twists and turns of each individual season). The X-Files is a classic of the form: it had monster of the week episodes (of varying quality) with an overarching arc that hooked viewers but never got resolved. After the first season it rapidly became "Bert & Doris investigate weird things" every week, and it lost the coherence of the story arc.

It took me a long time to break the habit of expecting the "traditional" form, but even now I still demand an ending a lá "The Fugitive" to be provided, that makes sense of the overarching story. If I don't get that, I can't abide the series (no matter how "good" the hook/ stories/ production values are.

... I watch TV independently of SWMBO (she is a soap opera addict), so fortunately I am not restricted to stuff she likes.

* the first time: thereafter I am happy to watch random episodes in any order, if I liked the show enough.

When I was in Brasil, for 3 weeks, back in the stone age, I would watch evening television in an effort to obtain some knowledge of Portuguese.  Their telenovelas were world class, and not without an element of humor.  Plus, pretty much everyone in the country watched them (O Globo is a media conglomerate that publishes a major newspaper and has the major tv network) so you could discuss developments with random strangers.  But the curious thing was that they lasted for about 3 months and then they were on to a new program.  No 50 years of As the World Turns for these guys, no!  And my mother used to keep the tv on a single channel all day, so I was treated to endless afternoons of televised dramas and related commercials for laundry soap and diapers.  But I don't really have much of a taste for them. 

That said, I can appreciate them for a few reasons:  steady employment for aspiring actors who can try to move up to something better, the utterly over the top campy plots and characters (so you know the writers were finding ways to amuse themselves aside from the regular paychecks), and the social cohesion factor -- it's something you can discuss with random supermarket clerks as the checkout aisles are populated with tabloids and magazines like Soap Opera Digest.

We have gotten accustomed to the six episode season of many BBC productions and have trouble wrapping our brains around the seemingly arbitrary decisions to discontinue otherwise brilliant television series.  My husband frequently complains about the limit of "Indian Summers" to a mere two seasons.  We would expect the BBC to be more independent of viewer reception, but maybe I misunderstand how these are funded or decisions made about which shows to produce or continue.
 
On the other hand, I think the U.S. could have been better off without emulating many of the British reality shows that we've imported and then spun off -- resulting in even more crass series.  That "Weakest Link" lady was simply cruel and without any humor whatsoever.  I partially blame you guys for the mediocre real estate developer that managed to become President mostly for being on tv and ostensibly firing people.  We sure could have done without that.
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General Discussion / Re: Local News
« Last post by christ on Yesterday at 12:47:39 PM »
Noem is accusing (whatever unflattering term for the mainstream media she can come up with) of "fake news" or distorting the facts.  It's kind of hard to distort facts when she's laid them down in print.  Maybe she's had one too many Botox or collagen injections and they've affected her ability to think.

Again - her supporters have the memory of a goldfish and so believe what she says; and they have completely forgotten the original statements: and because they have been conditioned to disbelieve the "lame stream media" they ignore those statements when the LSM repeat them (and in fact consider that it must be false, because it is in the LSM).

... and to her, her supporters are all that count because they will re-elect her. (How can they not, when the opponent is an "America-hating pinko-commie cigarette"?)
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by goldshirt*9 on Yesterday at 11:50:29 AM »

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