I live in a duplex. Up front we used to have a family with poo kids who had airsoft guns.
I miss those fat loud little gits.
Up front we recently had a madam and her fat sugar daddy. They mounted two satellite dishes on the roof, erected a giant trampoline, and generally shitted up the house. Like, bad. They had a couch in the front yard, and sugar daddy would sit out on it shirtless, all day. He was a rotund man. Like dr. robotnik.
Apparently they had a disagreement.
Cops were called, sugar daddy moved out. That's in my bizarre police encounter thread. She posted massive no trespassing signs (Apparently she has been evicted from places all over town)
The assorted restraining orders she tried to file against various neighbors fell through. Neighbor says she broke down and cried when the judge denied the order.
She's just put a ton of lawn furniture and plants in our driveway. We had an argument when she first moved in because she put all her garbage cans and plants in our driveway, where we park. (No garage).
Before she moved this furniture and plants to our driveway, she threw out bread, and birds poo all over my roommates car. Looked like an eagle did a bombing run.
I am so happy this madam is going to be evicted. But I've got no idea what to do in the meantime. We NEED access to our driveway.
Any tips?