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General Category => Food and Drink => Topic started by: 8ullfrog on August 10, 2013, 12:35:09 AM

Title: Cooking Insults!
Post by: 8ullfrog on August 10, 2013, 12:35:09 AM

Considering I've actually managed to burn water (IT WAS FOR SCIENCE!) I have a fondness for cooking insults. Tonight I learned a new one.

"You could burn a salad!"

Got any good ones?

Title: Re: Cooking Insults!
Post by: SACPOP on August 10, 2013, 06:33:06 AM

There are a bunch of Gordon Ramsey memes out there (https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=972&bih=765&q=Hell%27s+Kitchen+Meme&btnG=Search+by+image&oq=&gs_l=)

I doubt he actually said any of them, but some are funny.

Title: Re: Cooking Insults!
Post by: 8ullfrog on August 11, 2013, 09:19:16 PM

I had completely forgotten that was a thing. I thank thee, Sacpop.

Title: Re: Cooking Insults!
Post by: mishca09 on August 24, 2013, 11:14:10 AM

not really. mostly when my gram criticizes she say something "well I don't usually cook it that way, I cook it like this or the stuffing is very dry, how did you manage that?" if she really hates everything on the plate expect one thing, lets say the chicken she will say "oh the chicken was best part of the meal, forgot about the other stuff" if she thinks dinner is a complete failure and we have dessert then she'll say the ice cream was the best thing ive eaten tonight.