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Offline 6pairsofshoes

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #465 on: Yesterday at 10:00:15 AM »
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #466 on: Yesterday at 12:21:59 PM »
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #467 on: Yesterday at 01:47:10 PM »
Quote from: christ on Yesterday at 01:32:18 PM
Quote from: smokester on Yesterday at 12:21:59 PM
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'm waiting ...

^ This made me laugh today.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #468 on: Today at 03:46:39 AM »
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my husband asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
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