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If Ivanovic starts craving human flesh...
« on: April 22, 2013, 02:44:06 AM »
After Suarez's nibble on Branislav this weekend, I was wondering if the Chelsea defender starts craving human flesh does it mean that the long awaited Zombie uprising has begun?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464


If so, did Otman Bakkal get lucky or was he naturally immune?


Seriously though, should Liverpool sack him?
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Re: If Ivanovic starts craving human flesh...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 06:15:53 AM »
He should have been fired the first time he did that stupid poo. You don't bite people at work.

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Re: If Ivanovic starts craving human flesh...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2013, 08:02:23 AM »
LOL last night when I saw this on TV. People's comments were hilarious.


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Re: If Ivanovic starts craving human flesh...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2013, 09:56:42 AM »
UEFA should interfere and do something.

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Re: If Ivanovic starts craving human flesh...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2013, 11:07:33 AM »
"Interfere". Interesting choice of words. I find it adequate. FIFA, UEFA, AFA... they might interfere, now improve things or find solutions to problems? IDK about that.

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Re: If Ivanovic starts craving human flesh...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2013, 11:40:53 AM »
I see that Otman Bakkal video has been removed. Or perhaps Suarez came back and finished him off!

I heard last night that Mike Tyson had started to follow Suarez on Twitter following his chow-down.  I think they were serious.
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