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Golden Opportunities
knownassociate:
Early this morning I decided today was the day to clear out the spam folders. Rather than just selecting the 'delete all forever to the burning torments of hell button', I opened the folder to first take a look...By golly, I sure was glad that I did!! I almost missed out on hundreds of golden opportunities!
Out of 100 messages,19 were for Viagra or similar products promising I could have an 'awesome pole'. Their words, not mine, honest. No thanks, I think I'll pass on that. 4 cruises. Numerous offers of unneeded credit help, refinancing, and government grants to lighten my heart and my financial burdens. Now, for down south of the heart, there were at least 30 ads for multiple products for cleansing. I was tempted to google myself to see if I was wikied as being full of...it. The rest were for online education, cuz I iz stoopid. Dating/Singles/Match.com, cuz I iz lonely??. And online pharmacies because I needz drugz. If one of you would like to take advantage of any or all...of these just let me know and I would be happy to forward them to you. Even thought I did push that magic button after skimming through them, not to worry I can still get them for you, they'll all be back tomorrow.
artfanatic:
lmao that is great!!
Jill
Robin-Graves:
I got one to make my boobs bigger
jacktheripper305:
Wow, I could really use some of that stuff! A large 'pole' to please the women, lots of money from a Nigerian Prince in exile, higher education to make me smarter, and to top it all off, a clean colon!!!
There will be no stopping me after i take advantage of these awesome offers!
JackFrost:
Unfortunately, it got wiped off my work server, but I used to get lots of spam in my work e-mail, and my favorite was for an herbal supplement that claimed to increase the amount of ejaculate by 837%.
Holy poo! :o
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