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General Discussion / Re: Whats on your summer vacation calendar?
« Last post by smokester on Today at 04:09:13 PM »
A week in Cornwall was hectic, weather so so so abused the buses and trains.
Excellent

It's grim down south.
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General Discussion / Re: Whats on your summer vacation calendar?
« Last post by goldshirt*9 on Today at 10:43:53 AM »
A week in Cornwall was hectic, weather so so so abused the buses and trains.
Excellent
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by christ on Yesterday at 01:28:56 PM »
Bonnet.

Philistine.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on Yesterday at 08:05:11 AM »
Day 5: still no unicorn, and no prospect until at least day 8 (Memorial Day weekend).

Stop sniggering at the back.

It must take them a while to strip out all those immaculate parts under the hood, and replace them with old tat they bought from eBay.


snigger
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by christ on Yesterday at 05:55:23 AM »
Yes, I laughed today

Day 5: still no unicorn, and no prospect until at least day 8 (Memorial Day weekend).

Stop sniggering at the back.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by smokester on Yesterday at 01:52:49 AM »
I took the unicorn* in to get the TVs fixed - "we will need it all day, sir".
Next day - "you had better plan for us to have it for today as well, sir"
Day three "it may not be ready until tomorrow, thank you for your patience ..."

* my latest Jaguar

I feel that I have betrayed the point of this thread ...

Yes, I laughed today
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by christ on May 23, 2024, 03:09:09 AM »
I took the unicorn* in to get the TVs fixed - "we will need it all day, sir".
Next day - "you had better plan for us to have it for today as well, sir"
Day three "it may not be ready until tomorrow, thank you for your patience ..."

* my latest Jaguar
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 22, 2024, 07:38:21 AM »
What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it to you.
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Make you laugh / Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 22, 2024, 07:37:15 AM »
Surely there's something annoying that your day would have been better without. 

I'll start:
Speeding tickets.
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Make you laugh / Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Last post by 6pairsofshoes on May 20, 2024, 09:52:42 PM »
I know, right?  People are starving and there are wars, and disease, but, the Almighty really wants to drop everything to make sure that Tyson wins a prize fight.

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."
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