Topic: Things that DIDN'T make you laugh today

[6pairsofshoes]

Surely there's something annoying that your day would have been better without. 

I'll start:
Speeding tickets.

[christ]

I took the unicorn* in to get the TVs fixed - "we will need it all day, sir".
Next day - "you had better plan for us to have it for today as well, sir"
Day three "it may not be ready until tomorrow, thank you for your patience ..."

* my latest Jaguar