Diasfora
General Category => Chaos => Topic started by: Skadi on March 10, 2009, 06:50:10 AM
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How manly is a good man?
*snorts*
Dear CZ,
My back tire is flat :( *cries* And the gears are still slipping on my other bike. Please be manly and come by and fix them today 8)
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <sniff> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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:-[
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Did he point and laugh at you???
;D ;D ;D
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:-[
Awwwwwwwwww
No, of course not. My mother would kill him. :) He got my flat fixed. ;D
THAT is SO MANLEY! ;D ;D ;D
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He wears the pants in the family...she just tells him which pair.
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I got no one,,soI getto wear what pants I want to .
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Ya know,,,thats a damn good idea!
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/me shields his eyes and sprints from the room screaming..."AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
/me runs smack into a wall and knocks himself out
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What?
What did I do?
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*gives dweez CPR*
/me revives but pretends to still be out
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/me gets up...NO NO NO...I'M FINE. REALLY!!1
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* grabs a real one* This one isnt! * runs for dweez*
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* doing my best Leatherface empersonation* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
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Chainsaws are such a manly thing to have around lol
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give me a good ax! ;)
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Sissy CZ.
An ax is a woman's weapon. Ask Lizzie Borden.
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I'd like to see the woman who can throw my 8 pound ax ;D ;D HULK SMASH!!!! ;D ;D
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A good ten pound sledge hammer is the ticket
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thats called a " persuader " around my area
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so was the flat solved ? :-\
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give me a good ax! ;)
You will look very manly indeed with this axe
(http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000056973.JPG?0.7478889907484366)
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Looks like a potential target at the range to me
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I got no one,,soI getto wear what pants I want to .
Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.
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Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.
:D :D :D :D
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Jeez, J. If you would read them when they arrive instead of making paper airplanes out of them...lol
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And more...ahem.... MANLY,as per this thread. How's that for a segue back on topic? lol
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A good ten pound sledge hammer is the ticket
That is in the right hand, the ax in the left! ;D ;D
CHAOS!! OMG WE ARE IN CHAOS!!!!
Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.
As funny as that is, there is a two way street in most cases... Gentlemen may I present the SNATCH LOCK! Comes complete with matching peckerleash.... ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.medevilcollectibles.com/acatalog/images/bf-340b.jpg)
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Oh! I remember that! Piece of cake to get out of.
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FTR, even though it is chaos, do "TRY" to stay on topic-ish.
Just remember though, for the sake of the DB, older stuff will most likely get filed into the circular filing cabinet, esp. if it's 25 pages of random randomness.
/me makes a note of this since he is normally a large contributor to it
Oh wait, I forgot something manly...
I strained my back lifting an over-turned car off an elderly woman and her cat...There!
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Yeah, how much more manly can I get? :P :P
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Oh dear gawd. I think I might be sick.
*erp*
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Yeah, how much more manly can I get? :P :P
Well?? Did you scratch your crotch and spit on the cat when you were done???
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Well?? Did you scratch your crotch and spit on the cat when you were done???
What do you think?
/me spits on the floor
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Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.
*scribbles notes* Ok HD,,,Im gonna be keeping my eye on you,,
BTW,,you know any great pairs of legs with a mini skirt? lol
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*Takes note of J observing rules*
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Well?? Did you scratch your crotch and spit on the cat when you were done???
I heard he did it the other way around. Scratched the cat and spit on his crotch....
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ERK!
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I once pee'd my name in the sand. Does that make me manley? Hey, what can I say all the guys were doing it.
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I once pee'd my name in the sand. Does that make me manley? Hey, what can I say all the guys were doing it.
This is only impressive if your name is like "Felonious" or something. :D
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Thats not manly,,thats TALLENTED
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^ Spelled "manly" correctly. +1
Spelled "talented" incorrectly. -1
Total score = 0
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Here's my Manley contribution:
As Kingfishers Catch Fire
As king fishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame;
As tumbled over rim in roundy wells
Stones ring; like each tucked string tells, each hung bell's
Bow swung finds tongue to fling out broad its name;
Each mortal thing does one thing and the same:
Deals out that being indoors each one dwells;
Selves -- goes itself; myself it speaks and spells,
Crying What I do is me: for that I came.
I say more: the just man justices;
Keeps grace: that keeps all his goings graces;
Acts in God's eye what in God's eye he is --
Christ. For Christ plays in ten thousand places,
Lovely in limbs, and lovely in eyes not his
To the Father through the features of men's faces.
-- Gerard Manley Hopkins