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Title: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: indie180 on September 08, 2009, 03:44:06 PM: The Custard Cream (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2009/09/08/revealed-most-dangerou-biscuit-in-britain-is-the-custard-creams-86908-21656743/)

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Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: smokester on September 08, 2009, 03:50:40 PM: Yeah I saw them chatting about this on the Wright Stuff this morning. The only injury I can get from the ones I have here, is when I'm trying to fight my way through the kids to get some..
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: xtopave on September 08, 2009, 04:10:59 PM: I don't know what's more worrying: those who poked their eyes, those who have been attacked by wild animals or wasting money and resources in this studies. Indigestion, fattening and diabetes are too mundane matters to discuss. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: Skadi on September 08, 2009, 05:19:58 PM: They're dangerous and delicious! I'm sad :( ..I don't have them where I live. I'm missing out on the intrigue :P
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: hmed2390 on September 10, 2009, 08:18:08 PM: You guys do know the article's a gag right? ::)

I used to eat those(or something very similar to those) in Egypt daily. :D

And I'm still super ~~skinny~~ healthy. ;D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: chekovsulu on September 16, 2009, 04:52:49 PM: I had some custard creams the other day, I safely disposed of them by carefully softening it with tea and then placing it into my mouth.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: hmed2390 on September 16, 2009, 04:54:17 PM: Quote from: chekovsulu on September 16, 2009, 04:52:49 PM
I had some custard creams the other day, I safely disposed of them by carefully softening it with tea and then placing it into my mouth.

:D

good call, that was a close one. :D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: laama on September 22, 2009, 04:44:22 PM: Tasty killer biscuit. :D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: chekovsulu on September 22, 2009, 04:46:44 PM: You had to go and post in here and make it come up in my recently updated topics! I'm going to have to eat some now! >:(
/me gets some custard cream
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: mishca09 on September 22, 2009, 05:04:14 PM: im naming my next pet biccy !
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 06:59:23 PM: I want some too.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: Skadi on September 23, 2009, 12:07:46 AM: Quote from: mishca09 on September 22, 2009, 05:04:14 PM
im naming my next pet biccy !

LOL Cuteness! Do it. deceptively dangerous :D

I think instead I'll buy a biscuit, and make it a pet. ..and try to resist eating it.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: subvinorosa on September 23, 2009, 02:14:58 AM: Good luck Skadi. Think you'll need it.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: chekovsulu on September 23, 2009, 05:06:16 AM: Quote from: aelthric on September 22, 2009, 10:45:14 PM
Most biscuits are baked using an ammonium based chemical (Rising agent) and as you walk past the mixers you get an overpowering smell of old wet nappies, the dough really smells quite disgusting until it is baked....

Bourbon Cream dough is fun, we used to take some and mould it into the shape of a plastic dog turd and leave it somewhere "Unexpected" whilst watching in plain view...
They feel it SQUIDGE between their fingers...

On one occasion some clever little devil moulded it into a huge tapering shape (Made out of bite size chunks)
You have ruined my two favourite biscuits :'(
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: Skadi on September 23, 2009, 06:25:48 AM: Quote from: subvinorosa on September 23, 2009, 02:14:58 AM
Good luck Skadi. Think you'll need it.

As long as it's not oatmeal.. I'll resist it :P

I know someone who one time bought one of those Giant Gummy Rats.. they started to eat it tail first, but had only taken one bite and felt guilty.. so they kept it as a pet instead :o So my biscuit dream could one day be a reality if I work hard enough :D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: chekovsulu on September 23, 2009, 09:58:49 AM: You may need to keep it in a glass cage, rodents and insects are vicious with pet biscuits
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: hmed2390 on September 23, 2009, 10:12:14 AM: Quote from: Skadi on September 23, 2009, 12:07:46 AM
I think instead I'll buy a biscuit, and make it a pet. ..and try to resist eating it.

:D

or, make it into a necklace. ;D

Quote from: Skadi on September 23, 2009, 06:25:48 AM
I know someone who one time bought one of those Giant Gummy Rats..

:D
I never heard of those, sounds yucky.
I've seen a huge tarantula one, and that make me shiver. :P
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: Robin-Graves on October 05, 2009, 09:40:10 AM: We got this stuff here called Bug Goo.
Its this semi gelled concoction with little colored crunchies in it to look like squished bugs.

The kids love it.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: hmed2390 on October 05, 2009, 10:27:38 AM: how do you know it's gel. :D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: subvinorosa on October 07, 2009, 12:56:06 PM: He can hope it's gel.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: dweez on October 07, 2009, 02:02:24 PM: Oh, can I borrow some of your hair gel?
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: hmed2390 on October 07, 2009, 06:27:51 PM: ^i was gonna say i dont use any gel and then i got it
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: Robin-Graves on October 25, 2009, 04:24:07 AM: Quote from: dweez on October 07, 2009, 02:02:24 PM
Oh, can I borrow some of your hair gel?

That made me think of furry jello
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: subvinorosa on October 25, 2009, 08:57:16 PM: Made me think of Something About Mary.
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: chekovsulu on October 26, 2009, 07:08:22 AM: Heh, one joke film :D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: hmed2390 on October 30, 2009, 11:30:57 AM: ba dum tss! :D
Title: Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
Post by: Robin-Graves on November 06, 2009, 11:22:09 AM: Ok,, that movie made me think of hairy pudding.