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Title: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 01, 2009, 12:41:37 PM
"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
Not as a statement of indesisivness but a credit to having an open mind.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: smokester on February 01, 2009, 12:59:28 PM
I told you I was ill...
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Post by: Robin-Graves on February 01, 2009, 01:02:46 PM
" Yeah,,try and collect that money now, sucker!"

Or something to that extent
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Post by: subvinorosa on February 01, 2009, 07:57:09 PM
I already had this planned out by the time I hit high school. 

I want Christina Rossetti's poem Remember on my headstone.  I quite haven't figured out how to manage it because I want to be cremated.

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go, yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day
You tell me of our future that you plann'd:
Only remember me; you understand
It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while
And afterwards remember, do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave
A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should remember and be sad.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: dweez on February 01, 2009, 08:11:12 PM
I haven't thought about this much but I like the one Phil Laak (pro poker play) has chosen.

"Into this world without my consent. Leaving this world against my will.''
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: frankcapri on February 01, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
I told you I was ill...

That's what my dad wants on his, too  :D

Like subvinorosa, I'm going to be cremated  :P

If I did have a tombstone, it would say something like, "I'm watching you while you take a shower."

I saw a creepy one once that said, "As I am now, you soon shall be, so prepare for death and follow me"
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 01, 2009, 09:33:57 PM
How about the music notation to "DOnt Fear The Reaper" by the Blue Oyster Cult
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Santafer on February 02, 2009, 01:54:58 AM
"Here lies an atheist, with no place to go"

----------------


"Mark the right one when science has an answer"
[ ]"There is a God?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

[ ]"Told ya suckers! Sucks to have lost those Sundays huh!?"
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: smokester on February 02, 2009, 03:35:14 AM
That's what my dad wants on his, too  :D

It is of course a quote from the inimitable, comic genious that was Spike Milligan, and I believe it is on his headstone.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: JackFrost on February 02, 2009, 09:16:05 AM
"Back in a sec."
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Post by: Discover99 on February 02, 2009, 10:50:50 AM
wow i've never spend a thought about this yet ..

:D  maybe something along the lines of:

que sera, sera
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: jacktheripper305 on February 03, 2009, 12:53:47 PM
im probably going to donate my body to a medical school, so students can use my body as a learning tool to help them care for patients better. and poke my liver to see what a lot of drinking can do  ;D
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 03, 2009, 01:00:18 PM
NEXT!
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Post by: smokester on February 03, 2009, 01:11:05 PM
"Back in a sec."

christ's will probably read "Have a nice weekend, see you Monday".  Actually knowing him he'd start quoting Newton and the difference between the Judean and Julian calendars...
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: JackFrost on February 03, 2009, 01:19:03 PM
christ's will probably read "Have a nice weekend, see you Monday". 

Damn, that's a better phrase, I'm bummed I didn't think of it first.  ;D

Actually knowing him he'd start quoting Newton and the difference between the Judean and Julian calendars...

On his headstone?

Is there room for that?  :D
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: smokester on February 03, 2009, 01:29:09 PM
Is there room for that?  :D

He's got a mac, stonemasonry is not beyong their capability.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: davidsolomon83 on February 04, 2009, 04:17:58 AM
Hmm, quite a serious thread you have goin on here OC1,

why did you start such a serious thingy? at this point always remember what the Joker says "Why So Serious"? plus with fools like us around ya you'll never run outta happiness  :)

as for the thread, my 1st thought related to the subject since i havent seriously thought about a headstone yet was in some school grade eons ago when i first read a poem about Gilgalad, i really liked it, gave me the kinda feeling that this thread gives so i'm gonna contribute that for some good fun:

Gil-Galad was an elven king
Of him the harper's sadly sing:
the last whose realm was fair and free
between the mountains and the sea

His "sword" was "long", his lance was "keen"
his "shining" "helm" afar was seen
the countless of heaven's field
were mirrored in his silver shield

But Long ago he rode away,
and where he dwelleth none can say,
for into darkness fell his star
in Mordor where the shadows are

 :(
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 04, 2009, 09:30:48 AM
I was thinking something like " HA! Screw with me now"
Or maybe something somber " Here lies --------, a true friend to all"
But knowing my luck they will make a mistake like " Ding dong,the bastards gone"
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 07, 2009, 12:22:37 PM
...to be continued...
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 07, 2009, 12:26:53 PM
Maybe say nothing,,,,maybe just be a middle finger sticking up
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 07, 2009, 12:30:39 PM
On the headstone? Or really your finger sticking up from the dirt? ;D
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 07, 2009, 12:31:52 PM
Can I do both? lmao
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Post by: Discover99 on February 07, 2009, 05:54:39 PM
I was thinking something like " HA! Screw with me now"
Or maybe something somber " Here lies --------, a true friend to all"
But knowing my luck they will make a mistake like " Ding dong,the bastards gone"

loved the true friend to all, ding dong, the bastards gone made me lol :D

didn't get the: see you on monday post though ?
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 09, 2009, 06:29:11 PM
Can I do both? lmao

OK by me. You might have to get that approved by the mortuary, tho. I did my headstone.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 10, 2009, 12:06:16 AM
cremated for me but their are so many worthy quotes and poems.
Do not stand at my grave and weep,

I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift, uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there,  I do not sleep.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there,  I did not die!

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there,  I do not sleep.

I am the song that will never end.
I am the love of family and friend.
I am the child who has come to rest
In the arms of the Father
who knows him best.

When you see the sunset fair,
I am the scented evening air.
I am the joy of a task well done.
I am the glow of the setting sun.

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!

i'm into poetry
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: JackFrost on February 10, 2009, 12:13:44 AM
I like it.  :)
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 10, 2009, 01:14:49 AM
an easy book to read is
The Nation's Favourite Poems. bbc books i think.
they do more but its a good  easy start
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:05:17 AM
I've always loved the 'do not weep for me' one.

In my travels I've always made it a point to visit old, old graveyards to read the headstones. Often odd, eerie, or humorous. Always glad I took the time. Only in Germany there were places I wouldn't go. After a 3-year research project, I couldn't.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 10, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
How about " Reserved,,no parking"
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
hahaha. Nope, not for me. Mine's already done and waiting...

...to be continued...
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 10, 2009, 10:14:12 AM
That just sounded,,,,morbid
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:15:27 AM
Why?
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:17:07 AM
Yep.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:27:25 AM
I was planning on "Let me out you bastards!"

I think that it is a reference to an obscure religious figure, and his habit of not staying dead.

good morning, I should have gotten that 'see you Monday' reference. doh
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:29:25 AM
My mouse has the hiccups
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Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:31:12 AM
.....mmmmmk........
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 10, 2009, 10:39:39 AM
I know when my dad died it was hard to do the headstone thing.
It made it so,,damned final.
 We finaly settled on " May your soul fly free,,youve earned your peace"
He did three tours of viet nam as a SEAL. He could never come to terms with what he had done or seen over there, and the trouble here since he was a veteran of over there.
We thought what he had on his headstone was appropriate
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:42:00 AM
That is seriously beautiful and touching.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 10, 2009, 10:47:18 AM
I came up with the idea of it.
Strange thing too,,there is a song by Poison that kinda described him,,Something to Believe In.
We had it played at his funeral,,to this day I cant listen to it,,and its a really good song too.
 SOme people didnt apreciate it,,but I didnt figure they would understand anyway.
 They didnt even like what we put on his headstone,,they said it wasnt what he would want.
It caused quite an argument
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 10, 2009, 10:59:52 AM
Shame how death seems to bring out the ugly side of families.
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Post by: Robin-Graves on February 10, 2009, 11:06:01 AM
Yeah,,
I know when mom passes,,me and my brother are going to sitin the driveway with loaded guns,andshoot the first relative that comes and tries to vulture anything.
When dad passed away,,we had to chase people off who came up wanting stuff that was his. The will wasnt even read yet,,and allready relatives were lined up wanting this and that.
Im still fighting with this one idiot that wanted dads guns.
Fortunately for me im the one that inherited them and dads jeep.
 My relatives are rediculous,,i dont even claim most of them.
I want THEIR heads stones to read " Gone,,LOST,,and FORGOTTEN"
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 02:41:53 AM
I've always loved the 'do not weep for me' one.

In my travels I've always made it a point to visit old, old graveyards to read the headstones. Often odd, eerie, or humorous. Always glad I took the time. Only in Germany there were places I wouldn't go. After a 3-year research project, I couldn't.

i'm intrigued as to what these places are or could not go to  ???
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 09:01:00 AM
The death camps.
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Post by: Robin-Graves on February 11, 2009, 09:53:16 AM
Those places must be horrible to be around
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Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 10:17:55 AM
I didn't go, I knew I would be too affected.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 11, 2009, 10:52:40 AM
I dont do cemetarys that well either.
I havent been to my dads grave since he was interred back in 2006
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 10:55:38 AM
I like the old old ones. I did a shoot a long time ago in a very old one on the East Coast during an eclipse. Damn I wish I still had the pics.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
visited Belsen a couple of times.
not much there to be told. have a few photo's. one of Anne Franks gravestone.
all i saw were mounds of heather and a little plaque stating how many people were buried there.
my wife has original pics when the camps were liberated.  :o these need to go to a museum.
thanks for the answer though.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:05:07 PM
all i saw were mounds of heather and a little plaque stating how many people were buried there.
my wife has original pics when the camps were liberated.  :o these need to go to a museum.

Thats incredible!! Im sure the Holocaust Museum would display those photos. Kinda gives me cold chills just thinking about it.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 12:09:12 PM
i / my wife will give to a museum but not Belsen.
there's almost nothing there.
they are chilling to look at. i looked at once and then refused.

parents went to Auswitch - ok nothing to be upset over.
but when they then went to Birkenau  it really upset them.

Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:11:34 PM
During the movie "The Reader" one of the most interesting parts was when the kid went to the camp and walked around imagining. I know its morbid but sometimes you just have to put a face on things to really see them.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 12:16:16 PM
i havent seen yet ,but its on my to do .
if anyone wants i could post the pic's i have of Belsen , i've about 10 .nothing bad.
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Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:18:25 PM
Please do.
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on February 11, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
i would love to see any, if not all, of the pictures you have. i would greatly appreciate it.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 12:19:47 PM
i'll post in them in the members photo thread.
give me a day.
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Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 12:20:12 PM
Yeah, same here of the dudes that were caught and tried. Sorry, if I don't lighten up a bit this just twists my stomach.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 12:23:13 PM
Yeah, same here of the dudes that were caught and tried. Sorry, if I don't lighten up a bit this just twists my stomach.
sorry cannot help you with that.  :)
yes it was a sad moment in history. we learn nothing.

any way back to the thread.

i would like on my headstone

Dont call me
I'll call you.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: jacktheripper305 on February 11, 2009, 12:27:15 PM

Dont call me
I'll call you.

Thats a good one.

i'd like to put "Don't Worry, be Happy" on mine.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: dweez on February 11, 2009, 12:29:10 PM
It's things like these that, no matter how painful it may be, we must remember it.  This way, we can better help prevent it from happening again.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:30:38 PM
i'd like to put "Don't Worry, be Happy" on mine.

So you want to annoy people after you are dead? :)
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
One would hope so dweez.  
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on February 11, 2009, 12:31:58 PM
So you want to annoy people after you are dead? :)

First, why would that annoy people?

Second, i would love to annoy people from beyond the grave  ;D
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:36:24 PM
i'd like to put "Don't Worry, be Happy" on mine.
1. Please know Im kidding.......cant risk PO'ing anyone else this week (but NEXT week)
2. That song was a major source of unglueing my mental stability back in the day.  ;D
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Post by: dweez on February 11, 2009, 12:43:33 PM
You sure that wasn't the acid you were dropping oc1?
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Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:47:38 PM
You sure that wasn't the acid you were dropping oc1?

That song came out in '88........I think it would of been residual effects by that time. I was done with acid by '85.
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Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 12:51:14 PM
Yeah but even so there are the free ones called flashbacks...just trying to help...
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Post by: jacktheripper305 on February 11, 2009, 12:52:06 PM
1. Please know Im kidding.......cant risk PO'ing anyone else this week (but NEXT week)
2. That song was a major source of unglueing my mental stability back in the day.  ;D

1. Yea i know  ;)
2. haha, the fun kind of unglueing? or the not so fun kind?
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 12:53:52 PM
Yeah but even so there are the free ones called flashbacks...just trying to help...
The term flashback implies that I actually remember something......but ya know, I really dont. Well, one time at the park.........Nope, dont remember that either.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Noooo, at least not to my experience, it just consists(ed) of the high, not an actual repeat.  That should perhaps be my headstone....
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 11, 2009, 01:00:53 PM
That song came out in '88........I think it would of been residual effects by that time. I was done with acid by '85.
that long ago  :(
i'm old.

pic's posted anyway. not many but
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 11, 2009, 01:02:27 PM
that long ago  :(
i'm old.
Yeah and Ive got a couple of years on you.

Noooo, at least not to my experience, it just consists(ed) of the high, not an actual repeat.

Well in that case...........flashbacks.  ;D
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Post by: knownassociate on February 11, 2009, 01:07:25 PM
ooooo pretty colors(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7581/moskingqa5.gif)
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 12, 2009, 09:39:38 AM
Man,,I havent seen acid since,,,,,1987 i think.
I havent done drugs since ,,,maybe 1990

WOW,,been that long!!!! Im ahead of the curve on relapses!
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: knownassociate on February 12, 2009, 10:19:23 AM
Memories are my choice of experiencing them...perhaps that should be my headstone
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Post by: tarascon on January 15, 2014, 08:03:49 AM
Reloading.
Title: Re: How do you want your headstone to read?
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 15, 2014, 12:29:44 PM
Pass me by
Just let me go
To become a distance memory.
Go love again
Live again
Let me go




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Post by: xtopave on January 16, 2014, 06:22:30 AM
"Not Again"

Waste of money! The headstone would be good only for 3 days.
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Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 05:41:30 PM
I was right
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Post by: tarascon on January 19, 2014, 07:01:25 PM
Don't tread on me
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Post by: dweez on January 19, 2014, 10:59:33 PM
To be continued...
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 20, 2014, 11:28:10 AM
bugger off somewhere else
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Post by: Maudibe on January 23, 2014, 04:09:20 PM
He shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 26, 2014, 03:30:49 AM
Do not stand and stare.
Thats my job
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Post by: smokester on June 04, 2014, 08:49:38 AM
Here lies billionaire Smokester.
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Post by: tarascon on June 05, 2014, 06:19:20 AM
from left to right
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Post by: dweez on June 05, 2014, 07:05:53 AM
from left to right

Lol, I seriously almost posted the exact same thing yesterday...Great mimes think alike.

/me walks against the wind, gets caught in an invisible box, then a spectator shoots him with a gun using a silencer (required)
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Post by: Beatrix on June 05, 2014, 11:54:10 AM
A viking funeral will do just fine. 

And then, if you want a stone in the middle of somewhere that's mine, I'll have to wait to write the last words.
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Post by: tarascon on June 05, 2014, 05:59:09 PM
Lol, I seriously almost posted the exact same thing yesterday...Great mimes think alike.

 ;D
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Post by: smokester on June 06, 2014, 08:45:40 AM
I wouldn't mind one of those Tasha Yar type hologram thingamabobs.
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Post by: xtopave on June 06, 2014, 04:20:58 PM
I wouldn't mind one of those Tasha Yar type hologram thingamabobs.

You can buy one (http://www.christies.com/lotfinder/lot/datas-hologram-of-tasha-yar-4780099-details.aspx?pos=515&intObjectID=4780099&sid=).  :D
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Post by: smokester on June 07, 2014, 04:46:09 AM
You can buy one (http://www.christies.com/lotfinder/lot/datas-hologram-of-tasha-yar-4780099-details.aspx?pos=515&intObjectID=4780099&sid=).  :D

I meant one that wasn't a plant pot.