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Title: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on January 11, 2010, 07:47:20 PM
Well some girl on this forum just asked for an illegal drug to keep her awake and first thing that came to mind was something that doesn't do that. Laced weed. I looked it up because I was curious on how other people have delt with it and came across this:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080128165437AAKoKW6

This dude's night must have been crazy as hell haha

That's my story today. What made you laugh today?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: CMF on January 11, 2010, 09:07:55 PM
What made you laugh today?

your pic
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on January 12, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Well some girl on this forum just asked for an illegal drug to keep her awake and first thing that came to mind was something that doesn't do that. Laced weed. I looked it up because I was curious on how other people have delt with it and came across this:

Doesn't sound a whole lot different to Temple Ball which has been around for centuries.  All that really did was give you a trippy high.

Something that made me giggle this morning is the amount of extra chili I put in the Pakoras I made for the missus' workplace.  It's lucky she works for a General Practitioners!!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on January 12, 2010, 07:10:59 AM
your pic
Haha your signiture made me laugh just now too.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MisterAJ on January 13, 2010, 10:03:17 AM
I had a fun chat on FB earlier, but your sig really did me in, nouseforaname...

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4a/Pacman_sparta.jpg)

(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii250/paulgiles3/Sparta.gif)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on January 17, 2010, 04:04:04 PM
Watching the crazy guy running down the street this morning from a dog trying to attack him. That was funny!
 You just got to know the back story about him and what he does.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on January 17, 2010, 04:09:08 PM
This didn't happen today but two days ago. My friend and I went to Walmart and on the way out of the car we saw this black dude dancing like no one was watching outside of his car.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on January 17, 2010, 04:11:28 PM
Thats walmart for you.
Ive seen Mexicans in ours pulling boxes off of shelves and using them to sit on as they had family reunions in the aisles.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on January 17, 2010, 04:18:44 PM
Hahaha that reminds me of when I went to Food4Less with my dad. This dude ate a whole bag of fried chicken while walking around the store and didn't get caught. Another time I went there, this guy was standing near the grapes and just ate them from the vine as if no one watched it happening. I know this happens all the time but it's just messed up. A whole bag of bless'ed fried chicken hahaha
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on January 17, 2010, 06:35:42 PM
Another time I went there, this guy was standing near the grapes and just ate them from the vine as if no one watched it happening.
When my dad goes shopping, he picks up a bag of grapes and eats them while he shops.  When he gets to the till, he either decides he doesn't really want grapes and puts them to one side or asks me to run and swap it for a new bunch.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on January 17, 2010, 06:40:01 PM
When my dad goes shopping, he picks up a bag of grapes and eats them while he shops.  When he gets to the till, he either decides he doesn't really want grapes and puts them to one side or asks me to run and swap it for a new bunch.
Hahaha it's funny because he doesn't stand there eating them then walks away when he's done.

While I was taking care of my nephew and after feeding him, he threw up like a waterfall all over my bed. I wasn't even mad. I laughed because for being a baby, he looked cute, innocent and cold whereas his puke smelled like hot vanilla on my bed and throughout my room. That made me laugh today. And there he was about to cry haha
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on January 17, 2010, 08:21:39 PM
my dog fell out of her doggy bed
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on January 18, 2010, 08:29:23 PM
SNL from Saturday. The sports commentator bit:

?Shout out to our sponsor, Summer?s Eve feminine hygiene products?
When something?s gone wrong and it?s the smell of your thong! Summers Eve???.Douche

?You know what another great idea? Summers Eve!?
When your mans in a coma from your panty aroma. Summers Eve???Douche

?Speaking of good calls, Summers Eve!?
When your situation down south makes him breathe through his mouth, Summers Eve???Douche
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on January 20, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
In this site: http://store.slackware.com/cgi-bin/store/spolo?id=AAqte4nk&mv_pc=105

The sizes they have for Slackware T-shirts are:
Medium, large, extra-large and double-plus large :D

I thought that was funny because they don't think boney people will buy it probably because only fattehs use Slackware.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: CMF on January 20, 2010, 06:59:06 PM
My job is bless'ed unbelievable. I?ll try to sum it up for you by telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there?s the supermodel wanna-be chick. I?ll give her credit, she's pretty bless'ed hot. But she?s constantly fixing up her hair, or putting on make up. She is extremely self centered, and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She?s as dumb as a box of rocks. I?m surprised she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe. She must suck a mean richard, because the boss keeps her around.


The next chick is the exact opposite. She?s probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she?s here with us. She?s like a -10 on a scale of 1-10. I?m not sure she even showers, let alone shaves her womanly parts. I think she?s a lesbian, because whenever we pass the Home Depot, she moans like she?s creaming her panties.


Finally, and the jewel of the crowd is a bless'ed stoner. I?m not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I?m pretty sure after work. I would doubt he?s been sober in the last ten years easily. And he?s only 22. He dresses like a freaking beatnik throwback from the 1960?s. To make it worse, he bring his big bless'ed dog to work. Every bless'ed day I have to look at this HUGE bless'ed DOG! This thing usually walks around about ? stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it?s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry and require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.


Anyway, I drive these hillbillys around in my van, and we solve mysteries and poo.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on January 20, 2010, 07:13:34 PM
My job is bless'ed unbelievable. I?ll try to sum it up for you by telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there?s the supermodel wanna-be chick. I?ll give her credit, she's pretty bless'ed hot. But she?s constantly fixing up her hair, or putting on make up. She is extremely self centered, and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. She?s as dumb as a box of rocks. I?m surprised she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe. She must suck a mean richard, because the boss keeps her around.


The next chick is the exact opposite. She?s probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she?s here with us. She?s like a -10 on a scale of 1-10. I?m not sure she even showers, let alone shaves her womanly parts. I think she?s a lesbian, because whenever we pass the Home Depot, she moans like she?s creaming her panties.


Finally, and the jewel of the crowd is a bless'ed stoner. I?m not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I?m pretty sure after work. I would doubt he?s been sober in the last ten years easily. And he?s only 22. He dresses like a freaking beatnik throwback from the 1960?s. To make it worse, he bring his big bless'ed dog to work. Every bless'ed day I have to look at this HUGE bless'ed DOG! This thing usually walks around about ? stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it?s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry and require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.


Anyway, I drive these hillbillys around in my van, and we solve mysteries and poo.
LOL I exploded with laughter
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on January 22, 2010, 07:03:52 AM
People at work are super funny, so they make me laugh every day... but yesterday, everything was quiet and one of my friends out of nowhere said 'don't taze me bro!'. I actually cackled. It was funny because it was so random, and it had been a year since I'd thought of that guy.. and it was the end of the day and we were slap happy.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on January 22, 2010, 07:19:13 AM
Happy-slapping is bad.  I know that's not what you meant, but I just thought I'd mention it :(

I've recently been playing around with Slackware on my old PC (CLAW).  After logging in, Slackware likes to display a little message, mostly quotes and jokes.  Today, she said:

Those of you who think you know it all upset those of us who do.

I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on January 22, 2010, 07:33:02 AM
Hehe, I like that chek...I think I'll use it sometime.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on January 23, 2010, 09:06:55 AM

Those of you who think you know it all upset those of us who do..

I could almost use that as a sig.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 21, 2010, 07:37:21 PM
I play in a southern rock/blues band,, and last night had this idiot come up and request some Whitesnake.  That was funny
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on February 22, 2010, 07:25:35 AM
Today, in my flat I overheard this conversation:

person1:  Eew!  That's disgusting!

person2:  (while coming out of his room) What did he say?

person1:  He's just admitted to peeing in the shower!

person2:  You can't do that!  Other people use it!

person1:  Yeah, and I'm normally after you in the shower in the mornings!

:D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 22, 2010, 03:00:00 PM
What made me laugh today was being disowned by my sister,,, again.
All because I didnt take her to the shop saturday.
The thihng is I wasnt even in Oklahoma saturday.

Maybe I need to be gone more,, it makes my day to see her pissed off.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on February 23, 2010, 12:01:38 AM
http://sourceforge.net/projects/sevenzip/forums/forum/45797/topic/3555739

Quote
i've been searching for answers on whether or not .7zip and .rar files are lossy.

Just in case you don't know, a file being lossy means that over time, it will drop in quality. Mp3's are lossy. An mp3 downloaded to a harddrive in 2000 in 126kbps, will sound terrible if we opened it up today in 2010. Mp3's lose around 5 kbps of quality every year.

The reason why im trying to learn about whether or not .rar and .7zip flies are lossy is because I have recently stumbled upon the fact that many things are lossy, not only mp3s, like jpegs. Png is a lossless format of image files i think, and flac is a lossless format of music files.

So I'm wondering if there is such thing as something that compresses a file that will make it lossless. Like, if I compressed an mp3 126kbps file into 7zip format in 2000, and reopened that file now, would it still have retained most of it's sound quality? Or would it have not made any difference at all?

IF .7zip / winrar files are lossless, then could you backup a lossy format (jpeg/mp3) and not lose quality simply by archiving it in .7zip / winrar?

I shouldn't laugh, but it's funny how wrong it is!

I like this reply:
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Well, music seems to be getting worse every year, so its quality is lossy that way, and then, on the broader scientific question, we're all lossy over time, and so all memory and data are lossy. But perhaps there are lossless things.
:)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on February 23, 2010, 06:14:49 PM
Watching someone walking down the street and falling into an open manhole isnt funny to me.
What IS funny is someone walking down the street and falling into an open manhole onto the guy thats crawling out from the first failed pratfall.
Now to me that would be HILARIOUS! lol
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on February 24, 2010, 09:00:39 AM
I've been busy looking up Antoine de Caunes, he's the man I stole my French accent from in high school (which I've now lost :'()

This gave me a giggle
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Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on March 01, 2010, 06:09:28 AM
One of my favorite skits on SNL. Ive posted all of them so far so here's the latest:

Gotta love tonight?s sponsor???. Gyne-Lotrimin Vaginal cr?me.  When you got something fungal deep down in your lady jungle,  Gyne-Lotrimin vaginal cr?me.

And you know what else makes sense? Choosing Gyne-Lotrimin.  From Bo Derek to Susan Lucci, it?s the brand the stars use to clean their coochi, Gyne-Lotrimin vaginal cr?me

Hey you know what?s not busted? Gyne-Lotrimin, and nothin? fine-a than a yeast free vagina. Gyne-Lotrimin vaginal cr?me.

When you hop up from the futon and all you left was a wet crouton??. Gyne-Lotrimin vaginal cr?me
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on March 01, 2010, 02:48:15 PM
Anyone got bisquits to go with the cheese?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on March 08, 2010, 08:19:47 PM
My friend and I went to a welding shop blocks away to get a quote to get something done on his car. On the way there, down the street from our homes, he always mentions how he owes this auto repair shop a bunch of money for a car he used to own which he doesn't have anymore. The repair shop is literally down the street in the residential area. So on the way home while turning down our block, he had his windows down (he recently got tints) and the owner of the auto shop was standing right outside staring at my friend. We both laughed as my friend asked if he noticed him lol
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on March 09, 2010, 03:03:34 PM
Sunday night in Ft Smith we were playing at a bar called The Beer Garden ( nice down home biker bar,, wonderfull place ,,,realy) when a fight broke out.
The bouncer ( and we were playing Crosfire by Stevei Ray Vaughn) intercepted the fight and I swear I heard him say " there are only to real badasses in this bar, and unfortunately for you two theyre both me!"
 One of the guys hits him,, knocking him into the bar and says " Yeah? well what does it say for your two badasses when they both get knocked down by a kitty?" lmao

I love that bar!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on March 09, 2010, 09:37:10 PM
Hahah wow.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: redlandslide on March 21, 2010, 12:35:39 PM
Someone posted this on Demonoid forum. I'm sure I've bought a motherboard off this dude.
I actually think someone will buy this.
LINK (http://cgi.ebay.ie/Sacred-Stone-of-the-Virgin-Mary-found_W0QQitemZ230451596022QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_RocksFossils_Minerals_EH?hash=item35a7fc4af6)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Robin-Graves on March 22, 2010, 09:23:55 AM
An old couple stopping and examining the anatomicaly correct snowmen I made yesterday.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on March 22, 2010, 04:44:34 PM
Something that made me laugh yesterday was when Zathura was on the TV.  My son loves the film but it was my 4yr old little girl's first time seeing it and the robot in it was scaring her.  So to protect her self she decided to watch the film with her sunglasses on.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on March 23, 2010, 05:47:57 AM
^ That's super smart! I need to try that instead of peeking through my fingers :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on March 25, 2010, 03:26:59 PM
Every season of Gervais's podcasts. My GOD they are hilarious!! Karl is the best sport with those 2. I strongly suggest you listen to these idiots.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: redlandslide on March 25, 2010, 03:48:30 PM
Karl is the best sport with those 2.

Well he has got a head like a bless'ed orange.

Gervais and Merchant did a radio show several years ago and Pilkington was their producer. Gervais used to put him on air and just ask him questions. It was pretty hilarious. I "borrowed" them from Big D a couple of years back, maybe they're still around.

This is from the extras on Gervais' "Politics" DVD. (Warning. Some of the content of the following clip may be offensive to some people)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on March 25, 2010, 06:15:30 PM
Haha This guy is something else.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on March 25, 2010, 07:50:48 PM
So to protect her self she decided to watch the film with her sunglasses on.

She is a brilliant woman in the making. Cheers kiddo!!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: jackalope21 on March 26, 2010, 08:58:36 PM
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8239/collegehumord2110fb5e1b.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on March 27, 2010, 12:07:58 PM
Neat :D

I like this Wikipedia article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_(Star_Trek:_Enterprise)
Quote
...for some reason no one thinks of beaming down a translator, shelter, or even some water. Archer has the Arkonians launch a shuttle modified to repel the power- shutting- down particles in the planets atmosphere...
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on March 28, 2010, 05:42:13 AM
The CP wanting to go to the pool so much that he wore goggles playing with my sister's PSP.

And I got pix. ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on April 09, 2010, 01:44:24 PM
Trigger's accent in Harry Potter 'n da Goblet o'Fire
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on April 10, 2010, 12:42:41 PM
The Welsh Great Escape (http://www.hartswoodfilms.co.uk/programmes/doc_welsh.html) is on Channel 4 right now, it's hilarious! :))
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on April 11, 2010, 06:53:04 PM
Electric Scooter pushed by monkey
 (http://www.instructables.com/id/Electric-Scooter-pushed-by-monkey/)

Flame-throwing scooter
 (http://www.instructables.com/community/Flame-throwing-scooter/)

How NOT to Secure Your Ride
 (http://www.instructables.com/community/How_NOT_to_Secure_Your_Ride/)

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on April 14, 2010, 01:01:07 PM
Someone called the house wanting to speak to my father, but they never actually said his name.  It was just Mr <surname>, and because they didn't seem to understand me telling them that "there's more than one of them in here" I took the call.  They said they were working for the Ministry of Justice and wanted to know if I've taken a loan out recently.

The first person was a lady, and just told her I haven't and when she asked about anyone else in the house having taken out a loan or had a credit card and just when on a bit.  Eventually she handed the phone to her "manager", which is what made it funny.

His accent was the worst imitation Australian accent I've ever heard, it was terrible! :))

If you need to know the end of the story, I just tried to keep them on the phone for as long as I could until he asked if I was <my dad's name>.  I said no and that was the end of that :(

By the end of the conversation, his accent was Indian :o

I overheard my dad telling my mum that I spend too much on razors, so he got me this nice expensive looking one for ?2.  He got me Gillette Venus razor.

I think he's serious because when I was very young, I overheard him saying that women's leg hair just falls off.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on April 20, 2010, 10:35:51 PM
Haha that's pretty funny.

Today I went on a picnic with my family and my cousins showed up, young kids like 3,4 or 5 I believe. While playing they just start picking up sticks calling them "bats" and asking me to throw the soccer ball at them. I do but every time the younger one has the stick, the older one just pulled the poo out of it from behind and he fell straight to the floor. Whatever involved them hurting each other made me laugh.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on April 24, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
I saw a car this week that had things like 'SMILE'.. and 'HONK FOR NO REASON' painted it all over it. It actually did make me laugh, and make me happy for some dumb reason :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on April 24, 2010, 01:27:47 PM
Joy holding Mai's scorpion in her hand and having her picture taken.

She didn't know whether to smile or cry at the camera.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on April 26, 2010, 01:48:47 AM
I was watching Deadliest Warrior a few hours ago. It was Yakuza vs. Mafia episode. The Mafia used a bat during the test and all I heard was the crack of the pig's back break. The thought of a man from the Mafia with a bat walking down the street made me laugh.
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Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on May 20, 2010, 05:18:27 PM
For some reason people pushing grocery carts struck me as funny.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: vilya on May 24, 2010, 04:27:31 PM
Had to share this one, lol:

It's better to look at what you can not f*ck,
then f*ck what you can not look at.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: AlienBC on May 24, 2010, 05:02:42 PM
For some reason people pushing grocery carts struck me as funny.


Funny you say that I had visions of the robbers going in to the museum pushing grocery carts and then pushing them out casually filled with picasso's.  :o
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: CMF on May 24, 2010, 07:25:39 PM
Imagining if the chicks from Sex and the City 2 took the wrong plane and, instead of going to Abu Dhabi, they get lost in Saudi Arabia.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on May 29, 2010, 05:48:06 PM
At Costco today, I saw a man walking around with an *obvious* jet-black dye job and a full grey Santa Claus beard. :D He wasn't foolin' anyone.  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on May 30, 2010, 07:37:34 AM
Maybe he was there to buy this :D

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000052Y6N.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on May 30, 2010, 08:56:57 AM
What? You couldnt snap a pic and let us all see this 8th wonder?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on May 30, 2010, 02:05:59 PM
Maybe he was there to buy this :D
:D :D :D :D Maybe.
What? You couldnt snap a pic and let us all see this 8th wonder?
I wish I had taken a picture of him, but he was a walking around with (I assume) his granddaughter and his wife (she had a full head of puffy, grey hair  :D) so I thought it would?ve been rude.

Imagine this, If Elvis Presley had lived to a ripe old age of 63ish, was on vacation in Hawaii, and hadn?t shaved in like 10 years, that?s what you would?ve seen if I had taken any photos.  :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on June 08, 2010, 03:11:08 PM
Newspaper headline that I read today that said,

Thieves caught on camera trying to steal... camera   :D :D :D

The video is hilarious.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on June 10, 2010, 05:34:08 PM
my granny .
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 13, 2010, 04:14:36 PM
I was woken this morning by my 4 year old daughter jumping on me and I could see that she had already been to the kitchen to get herself a drink.  I asked her to get me a drink of juice as I was parched and she obligingly trundled off.  A few minutes later she arrived back with my plastic sports bottle - the type you have to really suck on to get the liquid out - and she said she could only get a little of daddy's juice in it?  I shook it and it felt like about an eggcup full of water so I smiled and sucked hard to get it all in one and got a bit of a shock.

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Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on June 13, 2010, 04:30:53 PM
LOL!  ;D Indeed, where did she get that idea?!  ::) :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 13, 2010, 05:00:25 PM

It was about 7.30am too.  Lucky I don't go to church on Sunday mornings as I can just imagine the congregation gossip from those who stood to close to me.

One good thing though, rum does appear to be rather good at cleaning teeth.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on June 14, 2010, 07:36:31 AM
If she could only get a little of it in the bottle...where'd the rest go?  Did you find a puddle next to your wet bar?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 14, 2010, 10:42:20 AM
If she could only get a little of it in the bottle...where'd the rest go?  Did you find a puddle next to your wet bar?

It's in a really hefty crystal decanter and I don't think the little mite could lift it properly.  I was a bit shocked that she even attempted to and have moved said alcohol to somewhere out of her reach now.

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Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: AlienBC on June 14, 2010, 11:43:57 AM
lol its amazing what kids do pick up on.  :o
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on June 24, 2010, 12:21:37 PM
the neighbors were arguing again and the woman yells "I'm puerto rican but I'm not stupid" . i have no idea what the two have to do with each other but it made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: PsPBuRnOuT on June 25, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
This my first userbar  ;D

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4395/leiwulong.gif)

TCN

Paul

Peace
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on June 25, 2010, 12:12:28 PM
Nice!  I like it.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: PsPBuRnOuT on June 25, 2010, 08:24:36 PM
Nice!  I like it.

Well you welcome to nick to use it  ;D ;)

TCN

Paul

Peace
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on June 25, 2010, 08:29:49 PM
I'm a creature of habit.  I've had several avatars/sigs "donated" to me but the last time I changed was well over a year ago.  Before that, my last "change" was probably 2-3 years ago.  But keep it up man, I know others are benefiting from your hard work.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: PsPBuRnOuT on June 25, 2010, 08:35:44 PM
I'm a creature of habit.  I've had several avatars/sigs "donated" to me but the last time I changed was well over a year ago.  Before that, my last "change" was probably 2-3 years ago.  But keep it up man, I know others are benefiting from your hard work.

Didn't mean you had to change anything, up to you :)
& don't know about that  ::) ;D

Think I remember I done you a couple of Siggy's Gold has I think back ;D
Or was that someone else? :)


My bad that was for user called Sharky ::)

TCN

Paul

Peace
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Geemonster on June 25, 2010, 09:25:26 PM
This my first userbar  ;D

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4395/leiwulong.gif)

TCN

Paul

Peace

Pretty cool Paul.  8)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on June 25, 2010, 10:25:26 PM
Yeah, I got a couple sigs from people back when SuprNova forums were still up.  Since then, I have changed them much.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: PsPBuRnOuT on June 26, 2010, 08:31:15 AM
^ I see that dweez :) & has you can see I change mine quite a bit  ;D

Thanks G not bad for first one I guess :) Just wish I could do something, totally awesome you know :) May be one day?

TCN

Paul

Peace
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on July 20, 2010, 11:30:32 PM
The U covering my eyes so he could show me his surprise:  a nest with a couple of eggs up in the bamboo.  I told him I couldn't see anything and he reassured me that that was why he was holding my hand.

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on July 22, 2010, 02:31:10 AM


My 4yr old daughter wrapping some chocolates up for her teachers.  By the end they would have looked better in old cloth sacks, but at least they were personal.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on September 21, 2010, 03:15:32 PM
On may way to work, on the van right in front of me.. on the dirty part of its back doors someone had written ?Justin Bieber is Locked in Here?. It was funny for some reason.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on September 28, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
These are in my grocery stores where I shop right now. I've laughed everytime I've seen them :P

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh194/subdemonskadi/Hostess-Glow-Balls.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on October 02, 2010, 10:07:50 PM
Whenever I talk to my dad about Seinfeld, we both get a good laugh out of that.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on October 14, 2010, 07:47:55 AM
I'm at the library and a guy a couple of tables over has fallen asleep and is snoring really loud..and comically. It sounds like fake joke snoring :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on October 14, 2010, 11:26:05 PM
The kids playing.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on October 22, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Nervous laugh counts? Anyway here's what happened yesterday. I picked up my daughter at the gym and at the bus stop we met one of her gym buddies and his nanny. We climb up the bus together. The kids sat together and the nanny and me remained standing next to them. The kids started talking but all of a sudden the boy looked at me and said with a high pitched and loud voice: My dad hit my mom... Out of the corner of my left eye I saw the face of the man sitting behind the kids and I couldn't, I just couldn't hold back a smile. When I smiled the boy said: Hey, I told you my dad hit my mom!! Yeah, pal, like I didn't hear you. And then: When my mom was pregnant with me he hit her. And he's a liar because..., etc, etc, etc. Out of the corner of my right eye I could see the nanny like a Greek statue looking straight through the window without moving any facial muscles. Geez!! For what I could gathered later the dad isn't living with them anymore.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on October 22, 2010, 10:57:12 AM
^ :o I never know how to handle awkward moments :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on October 23, 2010, 01:38:07 PM
I'm at the library and a guy a couple of tables over has fallen asleep and is snoring really loud..and comically. It sounds like fake joke snoring :D
That happened to me once during high school.  We were doing our homework and one of the old men reading a newspaper, with a magnifying glass, started snoring very loudly.  We had to run outside to laugh out loudly :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on October 27, 2010, 08:24:41 AM
a stuck-up kitten who won't sign autographs
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: jackalope21 on November 01, 2010, 06:56:21 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943137


i thought it was cool but maybe just me
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Geemonster on November 09, 2010, 06:15:36 AM
Remembering one of my dreams i just posted  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on November 10, 2010, 02:36:00 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943137


i thought it was cool but maybe just me

It's over a week later.. and I'm till thinking about this :P I'm trying ot fiure out how dim I am... Is it a Halloween house? or, did someone take a Christmas house video from last year and do animated photoshop over parts of it?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: jackalope21 on November 11, 2010, 12:29:46 PM
It's over a week later.. and I'm till thinking about this :P I'm trying ot fiure out how dim I am... Is it a Halloween house? or, did someone take a Christmas house video from last year and do animated photoshop over parts of it?

from what i read it is a Halloween house .....someone just spent A LOT of time programming the lights
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on November 11, 2010, 12:37:51 PM
ahh.. I thought so.. but, I thought I might also be being dim. I thought maybe someone had just altered the maneheim steamroller vid, and I'd been hoaxed.. it kept mind messing me :P
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on November 11, 2010, 02:04:40 PM
I'd like to post in this thread but rarely does the opportunity arise.  Now, if we had a 'Things that made you angry today' thead, I doubt I'd ever be out of it..
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: redlandslide on November 15, 2010, 04:50:26 PM
I saw this on the news today.

http://vodpod.com/watch/4918471-miss-of-the-day-qatar-16th-asian-games-15-11-2010 (http://vodpod.com/watch/4918471-miss-of-the-day-qatar-16th-asian-games-15-11-2010)

Liverpool will probably sign him.  :(
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on November 15, 2010, 05:14:42 PM
You keep waiting for him to score in the replay.  :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on November 17, 2010, 10:48:41 AM
I'd like to post in this thread but rarely does the opportunity arise.  Now, if we had a 'Things that made you angry today' thead, I doubt I'd ever be out of it..

I'll keep you company.

A loooong time ex asking me why I never kiss him anymore.  I couldn't help it, I had to laugh. 
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on November 19, 2010, 07:44:57 AM
Others won't find it funny.. but I have a stupid sense of humor ::) - Hungover Owls Website (http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on November 19, 2010, 09:48:15 AM
Others won't find it funny..

Oh but I loved it, I absolutely loved it!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on November 19, 2010, 11:20:06 AM
really stupid thing are funny :P
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on November 24, 2010, 04:29:26 PM
Today at dinner my missus said "It's my Christmas party next week and I have nothing to wear".  My 4yr old daughter thought about this for a minute or 2 and then exclaimed "You have to go NAKED mummy?!". 

Both my son and myself nearly choked on what we were chewing..
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on December 14, 2010, 06:52:32 AM
I snickered when Katie Holmes had to read Nicole Kidman's name as a nominee for best actress in a motion picture during the Golden Globe announcements.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on December 15, 2010, 07:15:38 AM
Today at dinner my missus said "It's my Christmas party next week and I have nothing to wear".  My 4yr old daughter thought about this for a minute or 2 and then exclaimed "You have to go NAKED mummy?!". 

Both my son and myself nearly choked on what we were chewing..

When little kids are literal it's super funny :D It's good though.. it shows she trusts her mom's word implicitly, and that means lots.

I snickered when Katie Holmes had to read Nicole Kidman's name as a nominee for best actress in a motion picture during the Golden Globe announcements.

angry? clenched teeth? fake happy?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on December 15, 2010, 02:04:04 PM
angry? clenched teeth? fake happy?
I think indifference. I really couldn't tell what she thought or how she felt. Maybe she should've been nominated for best actress yesterday. :D I thinking about what her internal voice was saying, that's why I snickered. 

The reading of best actress noms starts around 4:17 if you'd like to see it.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on December 15, 2010, 08:00:42 PM
Maybe she should've been nominated for best actress yesterday.  :D

Never, ever.  :D She's an incredibly "nothing" when she acts.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on December 16, 2010, 04:53:50 AM
Never, ever.  :D She's an incredibly "nothing" when she acts.
Agreed.

I have mentioned this before, but I seriously think Katie Holmes is a robot. There is "nothing" behind her eyes when she's doing interviews either. There is not one thing appealing about her to be honest and I've thought this since she was on Dawson's Creek.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on December 16, 2010, 06:45:39 AM
Maybe it's her sort of calmness...  :-\
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on December 16, 2010, 06:56:38 AM
Maybe it's her sort of calmness...  :-\
You mean her catatonic-ness , right?  :D ;)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on December 16, 2010, 07:16:29 AM
You mean her catatonic-ness , right?  :D ;)

^ that was my first snorts then laughs out loud for the day

catatonic is a good word
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on December 16, 2010, 02:59:57 PM
Hehe, I must confess, I never ever noticed her acting.  She had the "Winnie Cooper/Topanga Lawrence" appeal that got me every time.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on December 16, 2010, 04:59:25 PM
Hehe, I must confess, I never ever noticed her acting.  She had the "Winnie Cooper/Topanga Lawrence" appeal that got me every time.

^ I totally agree with that. I think at least one time she had that appeal. The catatonic thing was funny because of the way she is now.. with the Scientology layer added to her.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: MaxDreamer on December 16, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
The catatonic thing was funny because of the way she is now.. with the Scientology layer added to her.
You ain't lying about that, Skadi! :D

See Katatonia on display below. She seems strangely detached and guarded during this interview. It's unnerving and seriously zzzzzzzzzzz-worthy.  :-\
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on December 16, 2010, 06:48:53 PM
Nicole Kidman is the one that left the marriage and couldn't keep up appearances.. so, maybe Katie Holmes is the better actor :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on December 17, 2010, 03:39:29 PM
This did:
http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1886862&cid=34369266

Quote
If anything give him a screw driver and let him take it apart tell him what all the parts do and possibly even get it back together.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on December 17, 2010, 05:09:19 PM
^The whole lot of posts are truly disturbing.  :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Geemonster on December 18, 2010, 10:59:13 AM
Nothing,i haven't laughed in a while..
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on December 21, 2010, 01:20:21 PM
What did make me laugh today was remembering Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia getting angry.  I find that hilarious.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on December 25, 2010, 11:14:19 PM
my grandmother. she gets more outrageous with age.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 26, 2010, 12:53:21 AM
my grandmother. she gets more outrageous with age.

totally agree  :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on December 26, 2010, 01:10:34 PM
You know mishca's grandmother?  ??? ???
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 27, 2010, 12:36:34 AM
You know mishca's grandmother?  ??? ???
  ;)  :D
no my late grandmother was the same .
the older, the wilder she became.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on December 29, 2010, 07:02:36 AM
I dont think I had the chance to share Jackalopes holiday card with everyone. I thought surely he would post it himself.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/rick2-2.gif)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on December 29, 2010, 09:47:34 AM
Poor bear. Looks like it's alive!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on December 29, 2010, 12:46:03 PM
He doesn't look happy at all :D

I was looking up taxes and stuff and came across this:
http://relationshipsupport.direct.gov.uk/index.html

I first thought the government was giving relationship advice :D

They're not though, so I'll have to go elsewhere :'(
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 29, 2010, 01:54:42 PM
watching people rush around in sales  :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on December 30, 2010, 08:34:44 PM
its horrible but i laughed at someone that almost fell in the snow today.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on December 30, 2010, 11:53:00 PM
Myself. :P

edit:

Re: If you had powers, what would they be?

Death.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on December 31, 2010, 04:38:26 AM
its horrible but i laughed at someone that almost fell in the snow today.

Yeah, that can be folly. I nearly did the same the other day but the person hadn't fallen, he had had a seizure :(
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 31, 2010, 10:21:20 AM
Yeah, that can be folly. I nearly did the same the other day but the person hadn't fallen, he had had a seizure :(
whoops  :-\ awkward moment.

i laughed at  the amount of people rushing to buy items in the local ASDA  :D :D :D :D :D :D
i mean ,  how many selection boxes you can eat  :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on January 01, 2011, 08:05:38 PM
It had been a long and tiring day yesterday.  Last night, the kids asked me to tell them a story as we lay in bed.  I kept nodding off and waking up to continue the story.  After nodding off one more time, my younger son shook me awake and said, "Mommy, you're buffering again."

Says something about my internet connection, doesn't it? ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 02, 2011, 03:17:13 AM
It had been a long and tiring day yesterday.  Last night, the kids asked me to tell them a story as we lay in bed.  I kept nodding off and waking up to continue the story.  After nodding off one more time, my younger son shook me awake and said, "Mommy, you're buffering again."

Says something about my internet connection, doesn't it? ;D

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on January 02, 2011, 05:59:32 AM
Ha, ha, made me laugh too!  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on January 02, 2011, 08:20:52 AM
It had been a long and tiring day yesterday.  Last night, the kids asked me to tell them a story as we lay in bed.  I kept nodding off and waking up to continue the story.  After nodding off one more time, my younger son shook me awake and said, "Mommy, you're buffering again."

Says something about my internet connection, doesn't it? ;D

LOL
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on January 02, 2011, 12:20:48 PM
It had been a long and tiring day yesterday.  Last night, the kids asked me to tell them a story as we lay in bed.  I kept nodding off and waking up to continue the story.  After nodding off one more time, my younger son shook me awake and said, "Mommy, you're buffering again."

Says something about my internet connection, doesn't it? ;D

That's uber cute :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 03, 2011, 10:52:01 AM
i could laugh or cry as i cannot get my daughters android tablet to work :'(  :'(
cannot get into update mode as it will not start so i thought i could just reinstall the software
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on January 09, 2011, 07:22:53 AM
i could laugh or cry as i cannot get my daughters android tablet to work :'(  :'(
cannot get into update mode as it will not start so i thought i could just reinstall the software

What's going on with it? Still the card reading issues?

After that light bashing I gave the Android OS the other day, keeping up with CES, I'm actually starting to like it a lot.  :P
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 10, 2011, 08:41:01 AM
the tablet starts and then freezes.
sending it back and hopefully will get a refund
my tablet is great
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on January 10, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
Good Luck.  :)

What tablet do you have?

I'm currently looking at the Adam Tablet.

http://www.notionink.com/

http://notionink.wordpress.com/
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 11, 2011, 12:12:01 AM
http://www.myfne.com/7-inch-andorid-tablet-pc.html (http://www.myfne.com/7-inch-andorid-tablet-pc.html)
i have this one.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on January 11, 2011, 08:36:07 AM
Hmph, just like goldie to brag about his 7 inches.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on January 11, 2011, 11:50:02 AM
Oh, boy, I won't click on the link!  :D

This made me smile.

(http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/xtopave/80958000.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 12, 2011, 01:14:38 AM
Hmph, just like goldie to brag about his 7 inches.
;) not as big as your 10 inch though  ;)

Oh, boy, I won't click on the link!  :D
This made me smile.(http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/xtopave/80958000.jpg)
what boat  :-\
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on January 12, 2011, 10:15:40 AM
Oh, boy, I won't click on the link!  :D

This made me smile.

(http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/xtopave/80958000.jpg)

I really must be a freak: all I can focus on is the appalling spelling of "illusion"..
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on January 12, 2011, 10:51:54 AM
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/air.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on January 12, 2011, 10:33:32 PM
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/air.jpg)

Sounds like a good, solid plan. ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 26, 2011, 03:15:25 AM
nice  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on February 01, 2011, 11:22:44 PM
The cereal that we bought yesterday came with a toy.  When I walked into the kitchen last night, I saw the U working furiously on the box with a fork, trying to get the toy out.  "What are you doing?" I asked.  Without slowing his pace, he said "The instructions on the bottom say breakfast so I'm trying to break it fast." :D

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on February 02, 2011, 05:57:06 AM
 :D

You just helped me remember this little toy submarine I got out of a froot loops cereal box when I was maybe 6 or 7. :) I used to play with it in the bathtub :P
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on February 02, 2011, 12:02:45 PM
The cereal that we bought yesterday came with a toy.  When I walked into the kitchen last night, I saw the U working furiously on the box with a fork, trying to get the toy out.  "What are you doing?" I asked.  Without slowing his pace, he said "The instructions on the bottom say breakfast so I'm trying to break it fast." :D

How very observant.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on February 02, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
:D

You just helped me remember this little toy submarine I got out of a froot loops cereal box when I was maybe 6 or 7. :) I used to play with it in the bathtub :P

That wasn't so long ago, was it? ;D

Sorta begs to be asked what do you play with in the bathtub now.
How very observant.


He really wanted the toy.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on February 03, 2011, 12:35:33 AM
That wasn't so long ago, was it? ;D

Sorta begs to be asked what do you play with in the bathtub now.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 04, 2011, 09:15:55 AM
the excuses people make when they have done a crap job at work .
if i didnt laugh i'd cry
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Skadi on February 05, 2011, 07:58:33 AM
Karl on An Idiot Abroad getting a fire massage in China. I laughed so hard I think I sucked cereal into my lungs :D Eating while laughing isn't a good combination.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on February 09, 2011, 06:56:07 AM
 
Something in another thread reminded me of this, which brings tears to my eyes everytime I play it.

There is an expletive in there somewhere, but it's pretty hard to pick up:

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on February 09, 2011, 01:06:35 PM
my backside and nuts are killing me  :D
O the joy of cycling to work  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on February 09, 2011, 11:56:52 PM
Whenever the kids slide down the banister, I always remind them to go easy.  I know they haven't when I hear a yelp and "ouch, my balls!"
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on February 13, 2011, 06:32:34 PM
on our way to the bus stop, there was a dead rat on the corner.  For some reason people don't like to look down once  in  a while to see where they are walking, so naturally this guy steps on the dead rat, he yelled sooo loud , it was funny.  on a side note seeing a dead rat is super gross.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: CMF on February 20, 2011, 10:59:34 PM
A review of "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" on imdb:

Quote
A Brilliant Look at Transgenderism within an African-American Family
18 February 2011 | by equinizzle (United States)

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

In the vein of films like "Boys Don't Cry" and "Transamerica", "Big Momma's Like Father Like Son" dares to take on the taboo subject of transgenderism, a subject so often dodged by both mainstream and independent cinema. Yet this film dares to travel further into the taboo by displaying this theme with a backdrop of the relationship between an urban African- American father and son (a community that often shuns or ignores LGBT issues).

This dramatic comedy stars Martin Lawrence as Malcolm Turner, a frustrated man stuck behind his tough machismo identity, as both an FBI agent and African-American father. But the viewer quickly learns that the machismo displayed by Turner is guise to the true identity that liberates him, that of Hattie Mae Pierce, a confident large elderly black woman.

Unable to connect with his rapper son, brilliantly played by Brandon T. Jackson, the younger Turner is invited into his fathers secret world, when Hattie Mae Pierce takes a job at an all girls school, and insists he join him as a student under the guise of a female identity. But the line of Turner/Pierce's life between housemother and FBI agent becomes complicatedly blurred while trying to give her son a first hand understanding of her chosen lifestyle. Meanwhile the son grows increasingly tired of masking his true identity (thus finally understanding how his father feels) and ends up rejecting the transgender lifestyle for a cisgender one after falling in love with a female classmate.

As the film closes with Malcolm Turner finishing a final FBI case, father and son, n?e, mother and son, head back home, both equipped with a better understanding of who they and each other are and what their relationship truly means to one another. Bravo to director John Whitesell for making such an inspiring addition to LGBT cinema! 5/5 stars.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464174/usercomments (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464174/usercomments)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on February 27, 2011, 09:22:25 AM
my backside and nuts are killing me  :D
O the joy of cycling to work  ;D

:D

Trust me, I know the feeling. I had a period of time where I had to bike my way to college, 17 miles going and 17 miles coming, 5 days a week. Not to mention that there was a whole lot of uphill on a single speed road bike, I swear to god my legs gained at least 3 inches worth of muscle in that short span of time.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on February 28, 2011, 12:59:24 AM
Pics or it didn't happen, hmed honey.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on February 28, 2011, 01:01:45 PM
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on February 28, 2011, 04:55:15 PM
A review of "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" on imdb:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464174/usercomments (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464174/usercomments)
That is brilliant! :D


Today on the news, they said "World leaders and diplomats have spent the day denouncing Gadaffi".  It sounded funny.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on March 06, 2011, 07:00:43 AM
We were eating at this little hole in the wall earlier tonight.  The CP took out the straw from his soda bottle.  Seeing me raise an eyebrow, he shrugged and said "Manly men don't drink with a straw.  So I'm not drinking with a straw."

Then there was the other day when the CP tapped me on the shoulder and asked: "Mommy is it true that you need to have sex to make babies?"  Before I could open my mouth to reply, the U had already jumped in with "It's true Ahia!  It's true!"  The CP turned to me for confirmation and I told him it was true.  Before I could add stuff about asexual reproduction and other stuff, the U was very smugly telling the CP, "See, I told ya."
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on March 08, 2011, 04:35:02 PM
Just to make sure, the U is the younger one, right?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on March 09, 2011, 09:15:30 PM
Yep. :)
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Post by: hmed2390 on March 10, 2011, 01:27:12 PM
Yep. :)

well as long as it makes you smile. lol
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on March 14, 2011, 03:43:51 PM

A totally, politically incorrect gif made me laugh today, even a couple of hours later I'd chuckle when thinking of it. 
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Post by: subvinorosa on March 15, 2011, 01:02:49 AM
I wanna see!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on March 15, 2011, 04:53:24 PM

PM'd.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 16, 2011, 09:36:56 AM
if pmd then a little dodgy to  post  :-\

work  :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on March 17, 2011, 08:42:26 PM
My neice she has just discovered that she can put her fingers in her nose. I just hope that she doesnt discover that her booger fingers can go to.her mouth
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 18, 2011, 09:45:12 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: subvinorosa on March 22, 2011, 12:22:56 AM
The kids' stories.  They're having a blast.  Well, mine is.  His classmate was crying into his mom's shoulder the whole hour.  I was kinda expecting the CP to do that.  It's funny how he and his classmate are taking care of each other.  I'm so happy that the CP has a friend.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on March 27, 2011, 09:39:16 PM
the rude people at the movie theater.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on March 28, 2011, 03:59:24 PM
the rude people at the movie theater.

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Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 30, 2011, 07:35:57 AM
the lousy offer of a pay increase of 2%  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on March 31, 2011, 07:48:44 AM
That made my 2.5% raise seem better now. ;D
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Post by: chekovsulu on April 12, 2011, 02:13:50 PM
I was looking up the top free on the Android Meerkat today and saw this:
Quote from: https://market.android.com/details?id=com.kakao.talk&feature=top-free
New at dis messenger thing, hit meh up. No pic no talk, srry but ...
     by Tad? April 12, 2011

New at dis messenger thing, hit meh up. No pic no talk, srry but no like get freaked out. hAMMAhxUxdOWN is duh username, mostly girls add plz. Shhotz.

<3 <3 :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on April 17, 2011, 10:11:48 AM
My office mate's "vastly improved because at least you're talking to people now" comment.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on April 22, 2011, 08:10:54 AM
I thought this story was funny:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/12/year-kenny-loggins-ruined-christmas.htm

The other stories are funny as well.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 22, 2011, 11:48:40 AM
my back , i'm in so much pain i just gotta laugh about it. ;)
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Post by: AlienBC on April 22, 2011, 05:06:17 PM
i'm watching movies by year at the mo on 1988 LMFAO watching The Blob never seen it before.



hope your back gets better.....
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Post by: subvinorosa on April 23, 2011, 08:25:00 PM
Hope you feel better Gold.

The irony of having all sorts of vehicles blessed last night in the belief that it will protect them from accidents and then having one of the scooters so blessed get in a minor accident because the driver was an idiot.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on April 26, 2011, 11:02:55 AM
Not much is making me laugh these days. Or maybe I just don't get out enough?
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Post by: xtopave on April 30, 2011, 07:29:59 PM
My husband and I were watching a Yanni DVD and our daughter was sitting with us playing Nintendo. When a man did an out-of-this-world drums solo she stopped playing and watched all of it. It finished and she continued with her thing. My husband asked her how did she liked that guy playing the drums and she answered: yeah, the bunny from the movie Hop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1411704/) plays even better...
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on May 01, 2011, 12:39:57 AM
 :D :D
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Post by: Skadi on May 30, 2011, 08:27:27 AM
The Whitest Kids U' Know - The Civil War on Drugs (Part 7). ..the tea drinking part. oh my. i?m still pondering it, and it's been almost 12 hours since I saw it. 


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Post by: chekovsulu on June 03, 2011, 11:34:32 AM
MI6 replaced some Al Qaeda web pages with cupcake recipes! :D

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8553366/MI6-attacks-al-Qaeda-in-Operation-Cupcake.html

I'm hungry now :(
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Post by: subvinorosa on June 05, 2011, 12:59:45 PM
Those cupcakes must be the bomb.
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Post by: Skadi on June 25, 2011, 12:03:52 PM
I cackled loudly when Jack White said  You can’t just say wherever we go is where the magic happens.

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh194/subdemonskadi/jw.jpg)

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/390478/june-23-2011/2011--a-rock-odyssey-featuring-jack-white-pt--3
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Post by: subvinorosa on June 26, 2011, 04:09:37 AM
It wasn't today but last night.  Power was out and I was cooking downstairs (imagine how fun that is  ::) ).  Kids showed up and I asked them what they were doing there.  They gave three reasons: 1)they loved me 2) they were scared of the dark 3) they wanted to hug and kiss me.  Then to demonstrate how much they loved me, they started singing "I love Mommy" to the tune of Bad Romance.  It was rather fun watching them sing and dance while using their flashlights as effects.

You gotta love kids.
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Post by: hmed2390 on June 28, 2011, 09:43:14 PM
Not quite sure if Skadi already posted this but here you go and sorry in advance if it's a repeat, it's another webisode from "Whitest kids you Know" , I think it's my favorite one yet. :D

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Post by: xtopave on July 04, 2011, 10:29:02 AM
Those cupcakes must be the bomb.

:D
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Post by: subvinorosa on July 04, 2011, 02:25:07 PM
Someone asked if I was a lesbian while I was wrapped around my guy friend.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: hmed2390 on July 04, 2011, 02:39:08 PM
Someone asked if I was a lesbian while I was wrapped around my guy friend.

Is your friend Ultra-fem? Weird.

Once on campus I saw two guys making out and when I passed them I realized they were actually two girls instead hah. Pretty close estimate in my opinion. :P
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: subvinorosa on July 04, 2011, 03:34:21 PM
No, he's a total guy. 
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on January 06, 2012, 07:11:10 AM
This made me smile. And yes, it's real. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4038118/Royal-Mint-launch-50p-explaining-offside-law.html)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/kxcup.jpg)
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Post by: smokester on January 06, 2012, 08:33:06 AM
This made me smile. And yes, it's real. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4038118/Royal-Mint-launch-50p-explaining-offside-law.html)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/kxcup.jpg)

Unfortunately spoiled by that hideous 2012 Olympic Logo. We are all waiting for the opportunity to forget the damn thing, but now they've immortalised it!!
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 07, 2012, 03:07:59 AM
i cannot believe thats a real 50p coin  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
not the best logo ever produced .I did read how much it cost somewhere ???.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 08, 2012, 01:56:43 AM
It is, however, wrong. If the player is deemed by the referee not to be interfering in play, then he is not offside.

I subscribe to the Shankly dictum: "if he isn't interfering in play, then he shouldn't be on the field".
put that on a coin  ;D ;D
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Post by: chekovsulu on February 05, 2012, 11:53:41 AM
That is awesome! :))

No, he's a total guy.
Is he so masculine, he could be gay?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on February 21, 2012, 03:06:27 AM
This story my sister sent me from Ireland I thought was quite funny, if not extraordinary.  Just goes to show that Animal Farm, Charlotte's Web, Babe etc, aren't that far fetched after all:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/0615/cow.html
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Post by: chekovsulu on April 17, 2012, 03:17:18 PM
They're evolving! :o

http://www.ebuyer.com/364672-morphy-richards-46243-bread-bin-roll-top-purple-46243

The technical specifications for that bread bin claim the following:
General
Network Cable Type: Patch cable
Technology: Fiber optic
Type of Fibre Optics: Multimode
Core / Cladding Diameter: 62.5 / 125 micron
Features: Halogen-free , ceramic connectors
Length: 20 m

Connectivity
Connector(s): 2 x LC multi-mode - male
Connector(s) (Other Side): 2 x LC multi-mode - male

Manufacturer Warranty
Service & Support: 10 years warranty
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 19, 2012, 02:42:51 AM
 ::)  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on April 19, 2012, 03:59:56 AM
My daughter being sick all over the dentist today. At £61 for a replacement retainer, he deserved it.

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Post by: chekovsulu on April 19, 2012, 05:21:30 AM
I thought dental care was free for children?
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Post by: smokester on April 19, 2012, 08:06:28 AM
I thought dental care was free for children?

Yep, but not for replacements due to breakage or loss.  Bloody waiter threw it away di'n't he.
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Post by: xtopave on April 19, 2012, 08:33:53 AM
Bloody waiter threw it away di'n't he.

You wish you had tipped him more, don't you?  :D
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Post by: smokester on April 19, 2012, 09:21:57 AM
You wish you had tipped him more, don't you?  :D

Actually it was a new young Italian guy in La Baita where I go.  The manager is like my brother and the staff know that so poor young Giovanni was completely distraught that he'd thrown it out.  It wasn't his fault, it was a certain weeny girl who wrapped it in a serviette and left it next to used serviettes - it was always going to happen.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on April 19, 2012, 11:03:19 AM
it was a certain weeny girl who wrapped it in a serviette and left it next to used serviettes

Imagine this: A friend, her 2 girls, my daughter and I, all preened up for a girls day out, in the food court of a mall fishing the napkin wrapped retainer out of the trash can. Yup, they're expensive so we shrugged the amused looks off and we ended up victorious.  ;D
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Post by: xtopave on April 28, 2012, 02:26:11 PM
Some quotes by George Best:

- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
       
- I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
       
- I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
       
- In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

- He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right. (On David Beckham)

- If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be a hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 28, 2012, 04:12:03 PM
I watched him play once.
pure talent, especially when drunk
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Post by: smokester on May 14, 2012, 06:35:07 AM
Something made me laugh yesterday while I was out having lunch.

I was in the Italian cafe I go to which is run by my best friend Antonio, when I said to him:

"Yesterday I discovered that I could never be Italian."

"Why, what happened?" he replied

"Well, I was cooking a risotto for dinner last night and I had a glass of wine left in the bottle especially for it. When it got to that stage, I couldn't resist just putting half of the glass in the rice and pouring the other half out for myself."  I told him and went on say:

" Don't tell the Maurizio (the chef) as I feel ashamed that I put myself and the wine before the food.".

He paused for a moment and then replied:

Spoiler (hover to show)

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Post by: smokester on July 18, 2012, 04:54:08 PM
Ok, fell arse over tit today on Clapham Common when whizzing down the path on my Micro Bullet scooter.  I really hurt myself especially my hand which you would think wasn't so funny - which it wasn't.  What really made me laugh is how hard the missus laughed and is still doing so 6 hours later.
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Post by: xtopave on July 18, 2012, 04:59:42 PM
Ouch, smokester, and you work with your hands!  :-\ 
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Post by: smokester on July 18, 2012, 06:57:47 PM
Ouch, smokester, and you work with your hands!  :-\

It was probably worth it just so my son and missus can recall the event at will whenever they need cheering up.  My son also found it hilarious BTW.

My daughter on the other hand, told the other 2 off and made me a get well soon card.  She's definitely getting the estate.
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Post by: xtopave on July 18, 2012, 07:28:16 PM
She's definitely getting the estate.

 :D
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Post by: chekovsulu on July 26, 2012, 03:23:30 PM
https://plus.google.com/101811203557178034016/about?gl=uk&hl=en

Quote from: H.M. Prison Wormwood Scrubs
The view from the room was poor and obscured by iron bars. Facilities were rudimentary to say the least - no television, mini bar or ensuite facilities. Due to overbooking I was forced to share with a rather charmless individual by the name of "Mike the Hatchet" who was keen to know why my stay was so short. I sought out the shower facilities in the morning and had to queue and was then told "not to bend down for the soap" by a somewhat surly member of staff. When I went to check out I was interviewed by a panel of 3 people who asked a lot of strange questions such as whether I had kept my nose clean etc. For some reason my departure was met with some unruliness by the other guests who banged their mugs against the iron bars and shouted obscenities. The only plus point was that after checkout I discovered that reception had forgotten to charge me for my stay. even though my stay was free I.m afraid I cannot recommend this establishment.
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Post by: smokester on July 26, 2012, 05:07:18 PM
^ That's similar to my days of flat sharing, excluding the "free" part.
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Post by: townie2 on July 27, 2012, 08:21:08 AM
^ hopefully excluding the "don't bend over for the soap" part  ;D
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Post by: smokester on July 27, 2012, 10:56:15 AM
^ hopefully excluding the "don't bend over for the soap" part  ;D

You were lucky who you found in bed with you in the morning, or should I say "what species" rather than "who".
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Post by: townie2 on July 27, 2012, 11:28:52 AM
back in those days you were lucky to wake up in a bed  ;D
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Post by: smokester on July 27, 2012, 03:56:31 PM
back in those days you were lucky to wake up in a bed  ;D

In all honesty I can't ever remember sleeping.
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Post by: chekovsulu on July 27, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
D:
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Post by: chekovsulu on August 18, 2012, 05:39:33 PM
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull made me laugh today.  I thought I hated that film, but I think I just hate the thing at the end which is spoilers.
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Post by: 6pairsofshoes on August 24, 2012, 05:46:44 PM
http://www.wimp.com/addamsfamily/ (http://www.wimp.com/addamsfamily/)
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Post by: smokester on August 24, 2012, 06:06:19 PM
http://www.wimp.com/addamsfamily/ (http://www.wimp.com/addamsfamily/)

That bird's got great compound rhythm. And not a bad ear too.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on August 24, 2012, 08:24:15 PM
That bird's got great compound rhythm. And not a bad ear too.

More than some people in the showbiz.

Thank you 6p, my daughter loved it.
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Post by: smokester on August 25, 2012, 08:44:56 AM

Thank you 6p..

"6p"? She's got to be worth at least ten bob.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on September 03, 2012, 08:23:55 PM
my niece voice gets deeper and somewhat demonic when she sees something she likes and when her mom brought the cake over she said "caaaaaaakeee" kind of creepy but super funny and cute.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 04, 2012, 12:05:48 AM
my niece voice gets deeper and somewhat demonic when she sees something she likes and when her mom brought the cake over she said "caaaaaaakeee" kind of creepy but super funny and cute.
my daughter go quite the opposite . she goes so high
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Post by: Autumn on September 09, 2012, 05:52:36 PM
My daughter smiled in her sleep. It was so cute and innocent. She then proceeded to fill her diaper rather loudly... No wonder the smile...
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on September 09, 2012, 06:03:17 PM
My daughter smiled in her sleep. It was so cute and innocent. She then proceeded to fill her diaper rather loudly... No wonder the smile...

Awww...that must have been so cute and funny.  :)
I have a 7 yrs old daughter that has given names (Christian names) to her errrr... gases according to the various states of sound and smell. The little princess! ::) :o
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 10, 2012, 10:41:31 AM
My daughter smiled in her sleep. It was so cute and innocent. She then proceeded to fill her diaper rather loudly... No wonder the smile...
rrrrrrrrrr so long ago for me . welcome Autumn

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Post by: Autumn on September 11, 2012, 01:20:38 AM
TV because I couldn't get off the couch all day!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Beatrix on September 11, 2012, 03:35:07 AM
My friends.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on September 16, 2012, 11:06:33 AM
Check out Spiderman's ass:
(http://regmedia.co.uk/2012/07/31/videogames_you_may_have_missed_1.jpg)
:D
http://www.reghardware.com/2012/08/07/review_ten_console_games_you_may_have_missed/
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Post by: dweez on September 16, 2012, 11:52:07 AM
That's hawt!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Autumn on September 16, 2012, 11:09:16 PM
Drunk people at the brewers game.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on September 17, 2012, 08:12:17 AM
 ::) isnt that kind of a requirement  :)

daughter going away with her school for a week. she was so happy
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on September 19, 2012, 03:31:20 AM
Today I was trying to figure out the glitches in my dual router setup and while looking online for some help, I came across this youtube clip.  His terminology is great ("giga" what?) and strangely for all his mumbling around, it does get all the important information in there, somehow..

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Post by: ohcheap1 on September 19, 2012, 03:55:19 PM
This is MY definition of pure unadulterated comedy. I worship ZAC G.
CLICK vvv
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/zac%20snl_zpsd464fd83.png) (http://videobam.com/vUDwD)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on September 19, 2012, 07:24:19 PM
My kid and her friend trying to say tongue-twisters.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Beatrix on December 26, 2012, 11:35:59 AM
Check out Spiderman's ass:
(http://regmedia.co.uk/2012/07/31/videogames_you_may_have_missed_1.jpg)
:D
http://www.reghardware.com/2012/08/07/review_ten_console_games_you_may_have_missed/
How do you all find larger sizes of a posted image.  I know how to use a reverse image search, I wondered if that was the only tool for things like that. 
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 28, 2012, 07:29:53 AM
Just google till the size you want is there .or search by image size.

Maybe not funny but it gave me a giggle.
When we left the car park today in the centre of Leicester, we indicated the car parking space was available to a family who were cruising for a car parking spot.
When we pulled out the family and another car who was behind us both pulled into the space. :o
Arguments ensued, all the time other spaces appeared around us.In the end they both left their vehicles half in half out of parking space and then cleared off.
I imagine a hefty ticket was left on their screens  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: nouseforaname on December 31, 2012, 12:00:29 AM
Well, it's pretty damn interesting that this topic is still around.

If you watch Naruto, you'd get why this is so funny lol Oh yeah. Hi everyone.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/34fhdz7.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Beatrix on December 31, 2012, 10:51:26 AM
I did see a part of that the other day, think I may watch it.  Had me laughing within the first couple minutes.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on January 06, 2013, 08:00:20 AM
Read this on one of my former Girl Scouts FB page. Made me very proud:

Quote
Tonight was the first time I went to a church in a long time. The pastor/priest/I'm not sure what he's called wanted people to donate money to put women's names who have abortions in the newspaper. I then made God proud by not slapping him across the face. It also reminded me why I don't go to church.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on January 06, 2013, 04:26:59 PM
lol ^^

that and the tv show idiot aboard
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 07, 2013, 08:17:38 AM
^^ nice one
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on January 27, 2013, 02:24:53 PM
OMG.... The new eps of SNL was really good! Its been awhile.
MLK Day (http://videobam.com/tKsva)
Firefighter (http://videobam.com/rUNfz)
Gay Chat (http://videobam.com/cGHqO)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 16, 2013, 06:46:49 PM
Read this on one of my former Girl Scouts FB page. Made me very proud:

Nice job, there.  And such restraint. 

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on February 17, 2013, 08:13:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSUhYTuqpak (http://HILARIOUS)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on February 17, 2013, 08:52:16 PM
house of lies...
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on March 10, 2013, 02:47:28 PM
I learned today that in England fanny = vagina. So what does butt mean, Im confused.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on March 10, 2013, 02:56:28 PM
Boot is the trunk of a car.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 14, 2013, 09:56:37 AM
I learned today that in England fanny = vagina. So what does butt mean, Im confused.
hit or push against with the head ( head butt)
used in a statement but it could be him / her
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: SACPOP on March 14, 2013, 10:35:58 PM
Someone once pointed out that Americans wear their fanny packs on the front but they call the rear the fanny, and the English wear their fanny packs on the back but they call the front the fanny. Odd phenomenon or stupid observation. You decide.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Autumn on March 15, 2013, 07:26:05 AM
Fanny packs r for old people
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 15, 2013, 08:46:39 AM
I'm not that old.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on March 15, 2013, 09:09:22 AM
I like stylish fanny packs…
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on March 15, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
GET OFF MAH LAWN!!!!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Autumn on March 15, 2013, 09:16:19 PM
I'm not that old.

Do you wear one?
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 16, 2013, 01:00:16 AM
I have 2  excellent "fanny pack's" as you Americans call them. fantastic name by the way,
 we call them bum bags.
A large Lowe Alpine for hill walking.Another ex Army for cycling.They do the job. :)
I haven't nor would i wear one for day to day things though.They are  not that common in the uk where i live.

here is  a funny shot i took at work
Would you employ him Smokes  ;D ;D
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg70/goldshirt9/dd60c7a1-6d94-4323-b2c7-e29df7687222_zpsd9c22dc1.jpg)


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Post by: xtopave on March 16, 2013, 07:58:17 PM
I have 2  excellent "fanny pack's" as you Americans call them. fantastic name by the way,
 we call them bum bags.

In my country they're called the equivalent of "kidney packs".
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 25, 2013, 11:12:53 AM
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg70/goldshirt9/6890474_700b_zpsb3c5dc49.jpg)

a classic  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dweez on March 25, 2013, 09:08:08 PM
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg70/goldshirt9/6890474_700b_zpsb3c5dc49.jpg)

a classic  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Lolol... was it signed by Jesus or King James?
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 11, 2013, 11:24:38 AM
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-04/11/malwarebytes (http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-04/11/malwarebytes)
dont you just want to do this
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Post by: xtopave on April 14, 2013, 10:41:46 PM
Not a valid youtube URL
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Post by: tarascon on April 15, 2013, 06:16:45 AM
^ That was lip-curling good. Very thorough... Or is that thourough?
And where can I get an autographed Bible of my very own?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 15, 2013, 07:46:56 AM
^ That was lip-curling good. Very thorough... Or is that thourough?
And where can I get an autographed Bible of my very own?
And who would you like it signed too  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on April 30, 2013, 02:39:40 PM
The Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said  (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent)

Im loving #4!!
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Post by: smokester on April 30, 2013, 03:57:15 PM
The Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said  (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent)

Im loving #4!!

Number 8 is scary all round.

My son was born with a birthmark of 3 sixes, seriously.  They've kind of blended into one another these days but at the time I figured that if Satan was going to be reborn, I'd be pretty safe as his father.

Hopefully.
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Post by: Autumn on May 01, 2013, 07:31:03 AM
Adrianna sneezed peas at me.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on May 01, 2013, 10:31:06 AM
Adrianna sneezed peas at me.
ha ha ha
 
Running into a couple of old college friends from previous courses
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Post by: SACPOP on May 03, 2013, 10:27:09 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/PeCJI

http://imgur.com/gallery/e8JPE
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Post by: Autumn on May 04, 2013, 02:27:06 AM
Those are awesome.
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Post by: 8ullfrog on May 04, 2013, 02:54:24 AM
Well, I know what sites I'm registered on, thanks to email reminders. I tend to set my birthdate to 00 00 0000 for security and personal reasons "Oh look, another picture of a bless'ed cake"

but I used to be lazy. I didn't even know I was registered on a ford ranger board.

Haha. Gave me a laugh even now. Never got that ranger, mine is a bitter laugh.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on May 11, 2013, 12:53:11 AM
wife spotted this whilst walking the dogs in a local window
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg70/goldshirt9/942731_10151695196626177_1740314489_n_zpsbc1c7868.jpg) (http://s245.photobucket.com/user/goldshirt9/media/942731_10151695196626177_1740314489_n_zpsbc1c7868.jpg.html)
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Post by: xtopave on May 11, 2013, 08:23:28 AM
wife spotted this whilst walking the dogs in a local window

LOL. Did she keep the number?  ;)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on May 11, 2013, 08:53:35 AM
wife spotted this whilst walking the dogs in a local window


I wonder if someone's stitching one of their mates up.

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Post by: townie2 on May 11, 2013, 09:00:05 AM
someone should text it and send him to their mother-in-law's  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Autumn on May 17, 2013, 05:20:44 AM
Adrianna claps now.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on May 17, 2013, 05:30:01 AM
Adrianna claps now.

It's odd that clapping is such a universal and instinctive response.  Like smiling.
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Post by: Autumn on May 17, 2013, 05:31:22 AM
It's super cute though.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on May 17, 2013, 05:50:59 AM
Adrianna claps now.

That must be lovely. I imagine you feeling so good and proud.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Autumn on May 17, 2013, 05:53:03 AM
Yeah, it's alright... I guess. ;)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on May 18, 2013, 07:57:11 PM
my grandmother comparing being sent away to stay over camp to someone in the family being in prison…the things my grandmother says can fill a book.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: ohcheap1 on June 01, 2013, 08:56:27 PM
http://www.wimp.com/yorkshireaccent/ (http://www.wimp.com/yorkshireaccent/)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 02, 2013, 05:44:55 PM
I went to Carters Steam Fair on Clapham common today and quite a lot made me laugh.  Especially funny was when the missus nearly threw up and we had to stop the ride.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on June 03, 2013, 02:09:18 PM
 ::)  ;D ;D good ride then
yesterday I was stung on my nose by a bee in my garden.
managed to brush it off before it left its poison sack though, so basically I had a awfully stinging nose but no swelling .
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: SACPOP on June 12, 2013, 01:08:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oV6NWdQ.jpg)

I actually LOL'd.

Might start DVRing Simpsons episodes again. I have ~20 years of catching up to do.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Autumn on June 12, 2013, 01:58:19 PM
hehe
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on June 13, 2013, 11:43:14 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D classic
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Post by: chekovsulu on July 18, 2013, 03:00:40 PM
:o  You better stay at home. Otherwise a camel is likely to pee on you.
:D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: chekovsulu on December 23, 2013, 11:59:20 AM
My sister's telephone voice.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 25, 2013, 02:01:20 AM
daughter opening her one direction presents  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 12:16:52 PM

for those who know who I am enjoy
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on January 19, 2014, 01:15:09 PM
Maudibe made me laugh today.

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Post by: tarascon on January 19, 2014, 02:08:25 PM
for those who know who I am enjoy

Great to see you made it!  :D
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Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 19, 2014, 02:18:12 PM
Nyuck, nyuck. 
Have you ever seen Greg the Bunny?  The Count on that show is brilliant.  It was on Fox, but like most good shows on Fox, it got yanked after half a season.


edited by dweez: fixt the yt embed
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 05:15:06 PM
Nyuck, nyuck. 
Have you ever seen Greg the Bunny?  The Count on that show is brilliant.  It was on Fox, but like most good shows on Fox, it got yanked after half a season.


edited by dweez: fixt the yt embed
I don't know if I should laugh or curse your name
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 05:20:25 PM
Great to see you made it!  :D
thx man good to "see you" and all my good friends
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Beatrix on January 19, 2014, 06:07:03 PM
Seeing you on here brother bear :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 06:11:58 PM
Seeing you on here brother bear :D
babe of babes, how are you?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Beatrix on January 19, 2014, 07:03:04 PM
I'm alright  ;D Have a bit of company at the moment.  We will catch up.  If I can catch you, don't go running.  : )
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 07:23:38 PM
Run. me?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: mishca09 on January 20, 2014, 12:54:42 AM
the moaning of life with karl something the other ( cant remember his last name)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: tarascon on January 20, 2014, 05:58:35 AM
Karl Malden?

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/shaxper/index_zpsbe28f5d6.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/shaxper/media/index_zpsbe28f5d6.jpg.html)
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Post by: Maudibe on January 20, 2014, 07:47:39 AM

There is a conclusion
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on January 20, 2014, 11:18:46 AM
pay rises
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 22, 2014, 07:13:44 PM
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: tarascon on January 23, 2014, 06:20:07 AM
I lolled. Yes I did.
The only two things the guy missed was that, apparently, the flying monkeys are aerodynamically too large to fly and that they're really Celtic Picts in crummy costumes (they forgot to wash their faces).
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Maudibe on January 24, 2014, 03:48:07 PM
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Post by: Maudibe on January 27, 2014, 10:00:50 PM
Double post, don't care

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Post by: tarascon on January 30, 2014, 08:12:07 PM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/shaxper/box_zps91bb22dc.jpg)
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Post by: Maudibe on February 02, 2014, 09:07:15 AM
^ THAT made me laugh
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on May 12, 2014, 03:31:16 PM
The whole Gary Barlow affair - tory git that he is.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2014/may/12/gary-barlow-obe-david-cameron-tax-avoidance

I particularly like the Phil Taylor precedent.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on June 13, 2014, 01:08:07 PM
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg70/goldshirt9/10380476_911466572212611_2797333613600761996_o_zpsff5162a7.jpg) (http://s245.photobucket.com/user/goldshirt9/media/10380476_911466572212611_2797333613600761996_o_zpsff5162a7.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 13, 2014, 02:57:01 PM
The Spanish national football team.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on June 13, 2014, 06:25:35 PM
Why did they switch the guy for the last pic?
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Post by: xtopave on June 28, 2014, 02:34:48 PM
There were two racks of football shirts in a shop. In one rack the shirts were less than half the price. They were from England, Spain and Italy.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 28, 2014, 03:41:42 PM
There were two racks of football shirts in a shop. In one rack the shirts were less than half the price. They were from England, Spain and Italy.

Portugal still at a premium?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on June 29, 2014, 05:04:55 AM
I have an England Shirt from the 1994 World Cup. They made some shirts of the most popular nations (well, at least the nations that they thought most likely to sell) and sold them in the US, before England failed to qualify. I delighted in the irony and snapped one up, just so that I could make posts like this one twenty years later.

There was no need to snap one up as they're still on sale in Sainsbury's.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on June 29, 2014, 08:41:43 AM
Portugal still at a premium?

Quite probably not.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on August 25, 2014, 07:30:57 AM
This made me laugh (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/hundreds-of-lost-indie-bands-found-in-camden-lock-2013111881206)
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Post by: brickbatz on August 25, 2014, 08:47:44 AM
Everything on that site is pretty funny. I clicked the Whatever button. weather | 14%  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on February 25, 2015, 04:37:17 PM
O   M   G!!

Madonna falling over at the Brits.

Priceless.
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Post by: xtopave on March 01, 2015, 05:24:37 PM
Madonna falling over at the Brits.

I think someone tried to kill her!  :o :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on March 09, 2015, 03:18:40 AM
Yesterday my son asked me what the term "askew" meant as he'd read it in Lord of the Flies and wasn't sure of it's context. He decided to google it and then, staring at my phone for a minute or 2, decided my phone was broken.

Not so.  We discovered an easter egg: askew (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=askew&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=5HL9VPHwCcXm7gaV3oHYAw)

 
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 10, 2015, 01:09:25 PM
Christ  ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: dweez on March 10, 2015, 04:45:28 PM
Did he tell you the one about going into the Inn, putting three spikes on the counter, and asking the innkeeper if he could put him up for the night?

Or did you mean lower-case "christ"?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 11, 2015, 08:22:12 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

matters not as long as i can have a chuckle or two
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on March 11, 2015, 11:04:21 AM
We discovered an easter egg: askew (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=askew&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=5HL9VPHwCcXm7gaV3oHYAw)

Nice!
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Post by: smokester on March 11, 2015, 04:36:43 PM
Nice!

You know the weird thing: if you look at that for a minute or 2, everything you look at afterwards seems tilted.  I had to get my tape measure out on our site to check it hadn't slipped.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on March 11, 2015, 06:13:21 PM
LOL, IDK but my daughter loved it.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on March 12, 2015, 12:50:52 PM
didnt spot at first  :-\
great link
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: xtopave on April 27, 2015, 10:22:46 AM
My daughter was playing with a friend and she said "Run for your life! The politicians are coming!" So I asked her where did she get that. She said "Nowhere mum. I just made that up." Somehow I suspect she must have heard something I said.  :D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on April 27, 2015, 03:34:03 PM
My daughter was playing with a friend and she said "Run for your life! The politicians are coming!" So I asked her where did she get that. She said "Nowhere mum. I just made that up." Somehow I suspect she must have heard something I said.  :D

With our election a week and a half away, I'm inclined to take her advice.
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 29, 2015, 12:41:16 AM
  ::) ::) ::) ::) so agree
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: tarascon on July 31, 2015, 06:42:28 AM
I have a good sense of humor but rarely outright laugh; I get a certain glint in my eye and, on occasion, will snigger appreciatively.

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on July 31, 2015, 10:57:54 AM
It was funny watching my partner in grime today, trying to skim a ceiling without getting covered in plaster so he could have a drink in the Battersea Arts Centre's bar without looking like something the cat dragged in.

Needless to say, he's gone home.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on May 20, 2018, 03:42:39 AM
This is a perfect way of describing my daughter:

Spoiler (hover to show)
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Post by: goldshirt*9 on May 22, 2018, 01:49:33 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
so true, they do get better, I hopes
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Post by: smokester on November 29, 2018, 02:59:33 PM
WTF is this (https://www.rosegal.com/mens-hoodies-sweatshirts/kangaroo-pocket-human-body-3d-print-funny-hoodie-1997994.html?lkid=542918&gclid=Cj0KCQiAuf7fBRD7ARIsACqb8w5zFie2gLapGK-Bh18guecf2aYMBiXi9zOLKQfm_ayomk1SWqSlawYaAjSxEALw_wcB)?!

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Post by: goldshirt*9 on November 30, 2018, 05:13:41 AM
WTF is this (https://www.rosegal.com/mens-hoodies-sweatshirts/kangaroo-pocket-human-body-3d-print-funny-hoodie-1997994.html?lkid=542918&gclid=Cj0KCQiAuf7fBRD7ARIsACqb8w5zFie2gLapGK-Bh18guecf2aYMBiXi9zOLKQfm_ayomk1SWqSlawYaAjSxEALw_wcB)?!
how the flip did you even find that  :o :o :o :o
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Post by: smokester on December 10, 2018, 06:10:23 AM
how the flip did you even find that  :o :o :o :o

It was one of those generated adds that came up when I was looking at some prices on eBay.com and not the uk site.

Scared the bloody life outta me!
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Post by: 6pairsofshoes on December 10, 2018, 09:43:08 AM
What goes on in the mind of someone who thinks that the manufacture of such a garment is a good idea?
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on December 10, 2018, 11:24:07 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on February 01, 2019, 08:19:38 PM
Dog managed to jam his head into the bag of tortilla chips mom was eating. She yelled at him. Ten minutes later, he did it again. And this time he won! Mouth full of chips, with his whopping six teeth will take him hours to eat.

I salute you, Stout little hunter!

Another one, but this was a few weeks back, he realized he was in a collar, and decided to jam up against a footrest to yank it off. He got it around his face, and walked around proudly, thinking he'd defeated his nemesis.

I have pictures, but I'm not sure how to host them anymore. Damn photobucket was a crutch.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 01, 2019, 08:58:05 PM
That's so funny.  I can imagine the poor thing with a collar wrapped around his muzzle.  Can't have been too comfortable.  But the chips!  What a triumph!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on February 01, 2019, 09:16:06 PM
Oh no, it was better. It lined his face, like a halo. up over his little bumpy forehead, and under his short muzzle. Like he was wearing an invisible hoodie.

He also hates hugs. You just sit next to him, nothing else. I accuse him of being a cat regularly.

https://imgur.com/a/HYGXuvi

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Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 01, 2019, 11:58:24 PM
That's funny.  He looks like he's wearing some kind of headband for working out, like he's at a spa or something.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 02, 2019, 11:25:30 PM
Dog again.

I have a low bed, so he can jump up onto it to visit, and usually when he's done, he'll jump back down. This time he rolled sideways off the bed like a potato. At first I thought he fell, but when I looked, he MEANT to do that.

It was like in action movies when the stuntman jumps out of a car and rolls to bleed momentum, but a fat little spud!

Roll on you crazy little fluff!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 04, 2019, 08:13:18 PM
Maybe it was to save wear and tear on his joints.  In my experience, dogs are pretty smart about maintaining their own level of comfort.  This extends to lying in doorways during hot weather or finding the very best spot to hang out on the floor beneath the ceiling fan.

Still, it sounds like a pretty funny thing to watch.
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Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 08, 2019, 12:40:16 PM
This.  Pretty funny.  Guys so obsessed with non-conforming that they end up looking like every other hipster to the extent that they can't tell themselves apart.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/06/hipsters_all_look_the_same_fact/ (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/06/hipsters_all_look_the_same_fact/)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 09, 2019, 04:48:00 AM
I once embarrassed the poo out of my cousin when I asked why Flannel came back. He knew he was doing a hipster look but didn't want to admit it.

I just wondered why someone was raiding the 90's for fashion. I mean flannels are warm, but I'd never call them stylish.
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Post by: smokester on March 11, 2019, 02:21:20 AM
8ully's dog.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 12, 2019, 04:27:22 PM
scallywag tried to rip my lip off. Please make image actually show up instead of being link, I forget how to.

https://imgur.com/a/bYWGJHy
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on March 13, 2019, 03:53:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/pOWyMkG.jpg)

S'been a while since I quoted christ. Makes me feel young again.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 14, 2019, 09:48:11 PM
Doctor believes it was the steroids that made him be an bottom, but I'll never kiss his forehead goodnight again. Just a quick head pat from now on.

I do have to say though, I love that picture. No clue how mom got it, she's completely in frame in the original, and my roommate can't take a picture to save his life.

cue x-files theme.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 23, 2019, 01:28:00 AM
Today he managed to snag an entire sandwich out of the roommates garbage, he was so triumphant. Like his snoot is about as big as the cap on a highlighter, and he had a whole sandwich jammed in there.

Mom took it away from him, but he tried to duck swallow it when she grabbed him.
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Post by: Beatrix on March 24, 2019, 12:03:54 PM
8ully's dog.
And I agree. ♾
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on June 22, 2019, 10:33:24 AM
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on October 12, 2019, 12:26:20 AM
My TV cut out, displayed a GIANT HOUR GLASS.

I thought "Oh good, I've finally been hacked, my computer is doomed."

Suddenly: YARN BITCHES. How to make some sort of blanket.

Mom chromecasted from her phone, and hit my TV, that I use as a monitor.

She now knows the difference between VIZIO and TCL. But... YARN BITCHES!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on January 04, 2020, 02:48:43 PM
Been a while, but my dog did it again. He was being affectionate, so I picked him up and was petting him.

PSYCH! It was all a play to steal the roll of ritz crackers on my desk, he ran off with the thing and hid under mom's bed, snarling and defending his prize.

I got it back after he ate a few because they're ultra-salty, he's walking around going mlem mlem mlem, he's got salt tongue.

Little scallywag fooled me again.
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Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 05, 2020, 03:22:02 AM
Sounds manipulative and intelligent.  Has you wrapped around his little doggie paws.  Puttin' on the Ritz.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 16, 2020, 08:43:47 PM
Cats on the catwalk.  Good for a minute's amusement.

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 16, 2020, 11:14:43 PM
I was watching Half in the Bag, which is from red letter media. I'll skip linking it, as it's a rather long video for a one note joke, but one Character bursts in and yells that he has the virus! The Macarena virus!

He then does the dance and begs to be killed. I laughed for a good ten minutes. That stress is real.

ah golly it,


4:25, for those who want to skip ahead.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 23, 2020, 11:07:14 PM
https://www.facebook.com/christina.major.31/videos/10218672387813686/ (https://www.facebook.com/christina.major.31/videos/10218672387813686/)
Soprano Christina Davis waxes lyrical about the lack of toilet paper.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on March 24, 2020, 10:57:11 PM
My aunt having a tech issue I am like, 100% uniquely suited for, and the hurdles in the way. We can call each other on skype, but I don't have permission to type to her.

How dumb as poo is that?

If the ISO file doesn't fix her problem, we'll have to go deeper into the weeds.

I still think if you have the CD key you should be able to run a game however you damn please, disc checks belong to the past!
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on March 31, 2020, 03:32:01 PM
So, as we're locked down indefinitely, I decided to treat myself and I bought myself this:

https://www.samsung.com/uk/monitors/curved-cj890/

I had to wait a few days as it came from the Czech Replublic but it was well worth to see the smile on the young delivery man's face - and he was wearing a surgical mask. He was just stood at my door in a standing legs-crossed stance, resting a hand on the box which was on-end with the picture of what was inside emblazened on the packaging. He was grinning so hard under the mask the his eyes were just slits.

Priceless.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: PsPBuRnOuT on April 06, 2020, 07:23:41 AM
So, as we're locked down indefinitely, I decided to treat myself and I bought myself this:

https://www.samsung.com/uk/monitors/curved-cj890/

I had to wait a few days as it came from the Czech Replublic but it was well worth to see the smile on the young delivery man's face - and he was wearing a surgical mask. He was just stood at my door in a standing legs-crossed stance, resting a hand on the box which was on-end with the picture of what was inside emblazened on the packaging. He was grinning so hard under the mask the his eyes were just slits.

Priceless.

Niceeeee mate :)
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on April 14, 2020, 07:26:17 AM
Music for insomniacs.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on April 20, 2020, 09:52:52 PM
From a SAHO post on facebook.

A cousin asked "What are your snack, now that the snacks are gone"

And my response was:

Shredded Cheese, we meet again. Here we are, at 3 AM.

And then I just broke down giggling.

I remember when times were rough, and money was short, I'd take a cheese single, a slice of sandwich meat, and roll it around a pickle spear. That's actually not a half bad snack either.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on April 21, 2020, 12:20:55 AM
I like string cheese.  You must eat it by pulling strings off of it.  Mozzarella, preferably whole milk.  The pickles I consume separately, although I realize plenty of people eat them as a side with meat/cheese sandwiches.  I do love a good dill pickle, I was so happy to find an unopened jar in the back of my fridge.  I swear that refrigerator hides food from me. 

I have one bag of string cheese left and opened it this afternoon.  I dread going back to the supermarket.  But that's not funny, so I'm at a loss.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on April 21, 2020, 12:39:07 AM
I found some potato salad, and mom was like "Oh yeah, I forgot about that". It's in date, so meh.

I'm greedy with string cheese, those individual wrapped ones seem so very small I'd want them to at least be the size of a butter knife. The little chalk stick ones do nothing for me. But yes, I remember skinning them bit by bit as a kid.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on April 24, 2020, 12:13:49 AM
I want to say what that person should inject himself with, but I don't want a visit from the secret service.

Fun fact: A site I was a member on during Bush II, second term, Threatened Bush II. Not only did the secret service try to track the user down, they had an interview with the site owner as well.

That user was named "shitfuck." That's right, a website operator had to deal with the secret service over a user named "shitfuck"

So I'll try to avoid directly threatening the person who suggested INJECTING DISINFECTANTS today. Also, the sun magically kills illness now, despite the fact that standing and REAL medical advice on this is that the virus doesn't give a flying golly what climate you're in.
This  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: smokester on April 24, 2020, 05:16:33 AM
It made me flabbergasted.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on April 24, 2020, 08:52:00 AM
Yes.  All of these cures can be added to the list of holding your breath for 10 seconds.  It's grand, really, to know that such a powerful rich country has a moron in charge.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on May 11, 2020, 06:00:26 PM
Dog was digging around the living room as he does. He's not destructive, but he is a bit of an explorer.

The power cord of a fan fell and landed on his back, and he tensed up. All four limbs splayed, like a cyber thriller thief getting caught in the lasers.

Of course he bless'ed moved when I tried to snap a picture.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on May 12, 2020, 08:02:22 AM
Yes.  All of these cures can be added to the list of holding your breath for 10 seconds.  It's grand, really, to know that such a powerful rich country has a moron in charge.
There are no cures what so ever, SOCIAL distancing does work, Upsetting that it is but tough.
Should show some pictures of the worst cases, most would be shocked to see what the virus can and does do.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 12, 2020, 10:57:57 AM
There are no cures what so ever, SOCIAL distancing does work, Upsetting that it is but tough.
Should show some pictures of the worst cases, most would be shocked to see what the virus can and does do.

You are underestimating the gullibility of my compatriots.  We have a president who suggests that injecting bleach might help.  And plenty of boneheads who are happy to take his word for it.  Plus, it is my firm belief that the President could murder someone on video and his followers, after viewing the evidence, would make up some reason not to believe it.  So much for the nation that was founded on such Enlightenment principles as reason and science. 

In the interests of finding something funny, I typed that into youtube.  The best I could come up with was Cats vs Balloons.  So here: 

Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on May 12, 2020, 06:00:55 PM
I like that the video does not have the incessant whistling that features in the ones my mom finds. I realize they do that to cover the video audio to avoid content matching, but I hope to never hear it again.

I liked the ones where the cats tried to treat the balloons gently.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: Beatrix on May 14, 2020, 11:42:03 PM
My mom
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 23, 2020, 08:22:12 AM
Gary Numan has outdone himself.


Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: goldshirt*9 on May 24, 2020, 12:40:31 AM
 ;D ;D

Some of the news   "headlines"  especially BBC ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 8ullfrog on May 26, 2020, 07:35:48 AM
Mom thought the dog was dead and woke me up to check.

He looked pretty dead, but nope, just sprawled out like a corpse. I picked him up and he promptly punched me in the throat.

I had a giggle. That's probably how I'd react to getting picked up mid sleep.
Title: Re: Things that made you laugh today
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 26, 2020, 02:58:03 PM
I had a roommate once who could sleep through an ear shattering alarm clock.  She was in the next room.  The alarm woke me up and as it went on for a really long time, I went in to see what was up.  I was asking her, "how do you turn this thing off?" loud enough to wake anyone. I began to fear that she'd died during the night.  After I poked her and determined she was still breathing, I unplugged the clock and went back to bed.  She kept sleeping.

I was amazed as I'm an extremely light sleeper.  I suspect the house could burn down and she'd sleep through it.