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Title: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on May 20, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
I think I?m going to actually buy a composition book just to write down awesome fake band names when I think of them.

Here are some so far-


Flare Guns and Bear Spray

Kids and Kittens.

We Be Awesome Hoboes

Averagely Evil

Holes in the Proverbial Jeans of Time
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: AlienBC on May 20, 2010, 12:28:53 PM
LoL cool idea you been smoking GM's stash   ;D


Scrums and Poses 

Dead Zeppelin

and for the totally outrageous female rock band

Abortion Clinique
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Robin-Graves on May 20, 2010, 03:15:42 PM
Here are some that WERE used by bands that didnt make it.

The Flaming Assholes
 odd for Beer
 Sex Class
 Bad Bone Fingers

Actual bands,, true
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: CMF on May 20, 2010, 03:26:55 PM
The Flaming Assholes

I saw their gig a couple summers ago. They presented an awesome show.  8)
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: redlandslide on May 20, 2010, 03:29:46 PM
I saw their gig a couple summers ago. They presented an awesome show.  8)

I'll ask the question everyone's thinking. Were there flames coming from their assholes?
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: laama on May 20, 2010, 06:13:24 PM
I think I?m going to actually buy a composition book just to write down awesome fake band names when I think of them.

Here are some so far-


Flare Guns and Bear Spray

Kids and Kittens.

We Be Awesome Hoboes

Averagely Evil

Holes in the Proverbial Jeans of Time

:D :D

Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: dweez on May 20, 2010, 08:30:27 PM
Pork Sword
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Robin-Graves on May 20, 2010, 09:43:43 PM
Salomonizer

Black and Huge

Trailer Park Heroes

Angel and the Pissy Rainbows

Me My Mom and My Sister

Crappy Cardigans ( an Nirvana cover band)

We Be Music
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on May 21, 2010, 06:40:09 AM
Crappy Cardigans ( an Nirvana cover band)



 :o You just made me think of something creepy from yeterday I was trying to surpress. I saw a guy who was trying to completely channel Kurt Cobain. He had the hair, and the stripey sweatery t-shirt. He even sort of looked like him... but, he had a weird creepy vibe :P
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: redlandslide on May 21, 2010, 09:55:03 AM
... but, he had a weird creepy vibe :P

Like Courtney Love?  :P
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on May 21, 2010, 10:22:04 AM
Like Courtney Love?  :P

eww.. that sort of crossed my mind though.. truly. I was wondering if he'd concocted a 'look' to pick up girls >_< He kept looking around waiting for someone to notice him. Kurt Cobain risen from death :o

lol... there's another..I just thought of one when I was trying to figure out if I'd spelled concocted correctly :P

Concockted
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: AlienBC on May 21, 2010, 02:00:44 PM
Mac Doner  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Robin-Graves on May 21, 2010, 06:05:58 PM
Larry and the Jerkoffs
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: laama on May 22, 2010, 02:58:51 PM
Beeping mIRCs.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: AlienBC on May 22, 2010, 03:16:27 PM
Rear Enders
Ok would have to be a gay rock band  :-\
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Robin-Graves on May 22, 2010, 09:57:04 PM
Trash On Parade
Nuns on Wheels

Bat Winged Bimbos From Hell

Bad Things

Doctor and the Whos

Ivy and the Shitty Rainbows
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on June 18, 2010, 06:16:21 PM
Shanked By Your Love
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on November 10, 2010, 06:20:07 AM
Stalkitude

Wing Nubs and Dingbats

Malevolent Merfolk
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: dweez on November 11, 2010, 01:59:19 PM
Pork Knuckle
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on November 17, 2010, 08:15:52 AM
Pretentiously Simplistic

It's Not Me, It's You
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on January 14, 2011, 09:04:44 AM
Senior Biscuits

Bro Time With a Stranger

All the Pretty Houses Are Always Huanted
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on May 07, 2011, 08:18:21 AM
Always Maybe

Blood Stains on White Converse
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on May 24, 2011, 03:08:59 PM
Little Plastic Animals

Faerie Garments

More Because More

Kiss of Desperation

3 Flying Flags
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: smokester on May 25, 2011, 02:20:04 AM
Splodgenessabounds.

No, wait a minute, that's already been taken!
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Skadi on September 11, 2011, 01:21:45 AM
The Geeks Are Sleeping
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: tarascon on January 17, 2013, 10:33:09 PM
The Woodchucks were a 1960's folk music trio. Around 1974 they became a Big Hair band and called themselves Duct Tape. By 1977 they went punk and changed the band's name to Wrap the Woodchuck in Duct Tape. By 1979 they were all dead.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on February 01, 2013, 02:23:25 PM
The Whistlin Pixies.  I want to rock an all female hobbit minstrel band in LOTRO.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on February 12, 2013, 01:14:55 PM
Thunderhead
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: dweez on February 12, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
I want to rock an all female hobbit minstrel band in LOTRO.

Is it bad I have the same wish?
¬.¬
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: tarascon on February 13, 2013, 09:07:11 AM
The Whistlin Pixies.  I want to rock an all female hobbit minstrel band in LOTRO.
Is it bad I have the same wish?
¬.¬

Not at all but it is vaguely suspicious. What are your intentions, Sir?
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 13, 2013, 10:14:43 AM
Here's a suggestion from a friend of mine for a rapper's name:

Twist Tie.  Of course it would have to have some kind of novel spelling, like:

Twyst Tygh
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: dweez on February 13, 2013, 10:28:28 AM
Nothing proper, I'm sure. :D
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on February 13, 2013, 04:35:21 PM
In Decogon

I have no idea. 

Postpartum Dementia

Jack's Libido

"I have no skill whatsoever" might be an appropriate name. 

Tarascon's Leave :P

Blaisen
^good rapper name.  There has been a Blaze, but not a Blaisen, and not appropriately spelled either, it must be: Blazen ^.^

Appropriately Yours,
Bea
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: tarascon on February 14, 2013, 06:25:52 AM
Bleeding Deacons.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 14, 2013, 09:45:37 AM
dame of Babylon
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on February 14, 2013, 02:24:05 PM

More Because More

This person had a gajillion excellent suggestions.

Beats

Generic

Band

Doomcicle

Ice Ice Baby

Your Mother

Dooce Bigelo

Sprites - all female, course..

Roots of Old

The Rustic
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on February 27, 2013, 06:47:34 PM
I Killed It
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: dweez on February 27, 2013, 11:23:03 PM
Dead and dead.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: megamarkd on April 26, 2013, 02:48:49 AM
I Killed It

Dead Thread Walking

For fear of losing this one for that Metallica synth-pop cover-band I'm gonna form one day, I let y'all laugh: Pasta Of Muppets
"Pasta! Pasta!!"

Sreudian Flip
Pick Your Nose And Eat It (PYNAEI)
Afterbirth
Smegmafingers
Should I Go On?
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: smokester on June 09, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
The Flipfingers
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on June 09, 2013, 03:04:18 PM
or Flipped Fingers.

I liked Manson's song on that idea, "This isn't music and we're not a band.  We're five middle fingers on a m0-f* hand."
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: megamarkd on June 12, 2013, 08:49:34 PM
A dark metal comedy band called Baron Salami.....?
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on June 12, 2013, 11:13:52 PM
Barren is an excellent idea, I looked up the word Baron too.  Of the lowest nobility, I could work with that.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: megamarkd on June 13, 2013, 12:58:13 AM
I chose it as a play on Baron Samedi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Samedi)
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on October 29, 2013, 02:42:33 PM
The Excitable Cells
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: tarascon on January 12, 2014, 08:02:54 AM
Virgil in Hell
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Maudibe on January 19, 2014, 12:42:33 PM
Hell's Half Acre
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: tarascon on January 19, 2014, 02:09:23 PM
Full Nelson
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: Beatrix on February 01, 2014, 07:56:30 AM
Whistlin Pixies ~ I still plan to make an all female hobbit band named this.
Title: Re: Awesome Fake Band Names
Post by: tarascon on February 01, 2014, 08:28:41 AM
^  ;D ;D ;D