General Category => Chaos => Topic started by: smokester on July 15, 2010, 09:52:29 AM
Title: Make some noise!!!
Post by: smokester on July 15, 2010, 09:52:29 AM
It is so quiet lately that the silence is deafening. Not just here on the boards but, for me, in real life too. 75% of my kids' school have already broken up and there is now tumbleweed blowing around the playground. A lot of my neighbours have set off on their summer hols so even the noise from traffic is reduced.
Because of this I have started this thread so I can post, double post, treble post, sing, strum the keyboard with my fingers like this:
Title: Re: Make some noise!!!
Post by: dweez on July 15, 2010, 03:27:52 PM
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Post by: smokester on July 15, 2010, 04:06:45 PM
Yay! I can hear tapping.
Probably the mice though as they get frisky around this time.
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Post by: xtopave on July 15, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
It's winter holidays here so kids are playing indoors all day OR you get them to the mall where are hundreds of kids. I could enjoy some of your silence, believe me. ;D
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Post by: smokester on July 16, 2010, 04:50:10 AM
The missus is off work today, so there is a big change in the 'silence' department..
My kids don't break up until next Thursday and I can't wait. Mind you, don't quote me on that in 2 weeks.
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Post by: Skadi on July 16, 2010, 05:15:16 PM
It's thundering where I am. Nature is being loud 8)
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Post by: smokester on July 16, 2010, 05:24:41 PM
The only thing I can hear is the hum of my computers and the missus snoring. That and some keyboard strumming:
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Post by: Skadi on July 16, 2010, 05:30:19 PM
Now my weather radio is rattling off storm warnings :P
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Post by: smokester on July 17, 2010, 05:15:27 AM
If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow and.................... below
Only kidding Red, I'm just warming up for next season.
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Post by: redlandslide on July 17, 2010, 04:03:48 PM
Do the words "bask in the glory" go where the dots are?
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Post by: smokester on July 17, 2010, 04:23:18 PM
Something like that.
Funny how some ditties stay with you throughout your life.
There was an old woman of 92, parlez vous ...
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Post by: redlandslide on July 17, 2010, 05:05:02 PM
I've heard some good songs on the terraces. This one is a classic.
We're not English we are Scouse, We're not English we are Scouse, We're not English, We're not English, We're not English we are Scouse,
You can stick the royal family up your arse, You can stick the royal family up your arse, You can stick the royal family, Stick the royal family, You can stick the royal family up your arse... And this has been going for a few decades now.
It was back in nineteen-sixty-five On the very first day of May. Me Dad sang and danced for the lads in Red as he walked down Wembley Way. Ian St. John scored the goal that won The Cup we'd never won before. And as his son I love to wear The scarf my father wore.
It is old but it is beautiful And its colours they are fine It was worn in Paris, Wem-ber-ly In Rome and on the Rhine My father wore it as a youth In the bygone days of yore And as his son I love to wear The scarf my father wore. And a few modern classics.
She loves a scouse cockerel, She loves a scouse cockerel, John Terry's ma, She loves a scouse cockerel You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney, You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney, He used to play for EFC and now hes shagging OAPs Fat rotter Rooney, Wants to shag your gran... Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. His dad deals coke, His mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty...
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Post by: smokester on July 17, 2010, 05:14:59 PM
As I recall, most football chants for all the clubs were compiled by someone scouse. I believe they were paid good money to do so.
Talented bunch in that department - pity about the Beatles tho'.
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Post by: xtopave on July 17, 2010, 05:17:30 PM
I love football chants. At least here they're inventive, foulmouthed, funny and filled with energy.
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Post by: smokester on July 17, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
The West Ham ICF were such a well organised group of fans they actually had designated members who wrote football chants, members that were more than likely Scousers.
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Post by: xtopave on July 17, 2010, 05:32:16 PM
I had to look up the word "Scouse". :)
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Post by: Skadi on July 18, 2010, 03:52:26 PM
I'm hungry so my tummy is rumbling ::)
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Post by: subvinorosa on July 19, 2010, 03:36:14 AM
The rain is doing a tap dance on the roof.
The kids are arguing loudly.
The TV is blaring.
Mom's chattering with her girl friends.
Title: Re: Make some noise!!!
Post by: smokester on July 19, 2010, 04:12:48 AM
It's deathly quiet where I am again (who said London was busy?) so I am going to play my piano, badly.
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Post by: subvinorosa on July 19, 2010, 11:58:33 PM
It's quiet now because I think everyone's fainted from the heat.
The noise level jumps up quite perceptibly once the kids get home.
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Post by: smokester on July 20, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
2) Lack of control in my drinking the night before.
I've been ill the last couple of days with a flu type thing, and even beer aggravates my sore throat. Hopefully nearer Xmas I'll be back on form, just in time for the abundance of alcohol I've already bought!!
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Post by: chekovsulu on December 17, 2011, 06:40:45 PM
Ronald Weasley has a song out! It was on TV :o
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Post by: smokester on December 18, 2011, 06:18:13 AM