Diasfora
General Category => Food and Drink => Topic started by: 8ullfrog on June 15, 2013, 01:35:05 AM
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I really like the Digorno stuffed crust pizza, because when you're drunk, and golly cooking, a pizza is a great plan. I've posted a thread about it on this board, which you can easily view.
Anyway, there was a recall, and I have yet to see a return of the Digorno stuffed crust. Instead they've got some pretend revamp about how bless'ed gourmet their pizzeria line is, which includes a lovely price increase. AND NO bless'ed STUFFED CRUST.
Also, six dollars for a frozen pizza. golly that. I can walk to a pizza place and get a non frozen fresh pizza for six dollars.
Red Baron saw how standoffish I was, playing it cool in the frozen food aisle of walmart, and it accepted my challenge.
"Yo 8ullfrog!" it said. I was clearly hallucinating, but I walked over.
"I've got the same amount of ounces as that stuck up bless'ed Digorno!" Red Barron pizza said to me.
"Yeah, I said noncommittally, but you suck ass. Your pizzas are shitty and cardboard-ary, in a way I can ignore on the Digorno because cheese crust."
"A harsh criticism, but true. In the past, Red baron pizza has been nearly as shitty as tombstone! But I've distracted you with a picture of Iron man!" boldly stated the Red Barron Pizza.
"Well, that is true, and I am TOTALLY distracted by that shitty prototype armor that does not work right in iron man 3." I replied, as other shoppers backed away in fear.
Then I glanced at the price tag. $2.99. This is well within my margin of not paying it. So I bought the Pizza.
It wasn't great, but it was worth the price. Also I shredded some mozzarella over it to make it better.
Also, talking to inanimate objects is a great way to clear rude shoppers who don't follow American Traffic laws in the supermarket.
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Why was the Pizza speaking English? Did it have an Italian accent?
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No. If it did, I would not have trusted it, going by my previous experiences in New Jersey.
That being said, Manfred von Richthofen was German (bless'ed obviously so with a name like that)
You would think that the pizza would have had a German accent.
I guess insanity speaks to you in your own voice, but like, less inarticulately.
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I didn't realize the Red Baron could talk, given he was channelled through a small beagle.
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Well then, there's your problem. German Pizza is never, ever, to be trusted. It may have seduced you a little with its semi-edibleness, but trust me, it's up to no good.
You have guns, right?
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"Germans" and "pizzas in ovens".......you guys are trying my patience.
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my mom used to buy us those oblong frozen pizzas, now I like trader joes frozen pizzas especially the ham and sweet onion with gruyere cheese, it is sooooo good.
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"Germans" and "pizzas in ovens".......you guys are trying my patience.
*sigh*
Yer, like, my favorite. Ever. :) <3