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General Category => Chaos => Topic started by: tarascon on January 20, 2014, 06:52:27 AM

Title: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 20, 2014, 06:52:27 AM
I think it's time to bring this back; I'd created a thread like this on Demonoid (Alphabet Soup).

Simple rule: mash your keyboard and come up with something like this: abvuio
The next poster makes a sentence out of it.

abvuio = Another bad virus upset Italian obstetricians.

Here's the first one:  sagh
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on January 20, 2014, 10:50:02 AM
SAGH = Streakers Are Globally Hilarious

kljha
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 20, 2014, 01:05:55 PM
kljha

Karaoke lovers jollily heckler's aesthetics.


 vnrac
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on January 20, 2014, 02:17:19 PM
Karaoke lovers jollily heckler's aesthetics.


 vnrac

Vindictive Ninjas react alarmingly cautiously.

najrg
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on January 20, 2014, 07:15:20 PM
najrg

Never ask, just receive gleefully.

asasa
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 20, 2014, 10:17:30 PM
As soon as she asks...

5e4hjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 21, 2014, 05:48:11 AM
5e4hjk

^ Gonna shine the numbers on.  ;)

Everyone hates jailed kleptomaniacs.

ebh
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 24, 2014, 12:51:36 AM
Every bit helps

';lkj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 24, 2014, 06:38:58 AM
Loveable Kremlin jokers.


nvawep
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 24, 2014, 10:38:33 AM
Never view a wino elephant pantless.

tghnjmk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on January 24, 2014, 11:29:16 AM
Taiwanese goes hiking nude jiggling mainly knees.

redap
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: Maudibe on January 24, 2014, 03:28:30 PM
Really evil deacons appear pious

jhghj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 25, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
jhghj

Just his Great Highness's jester.


dfvfj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 25, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
declining further viands, Frank jumped

ertgbhn
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 25, 2014, 11:03:20 AM
ertgbhn

Estragon ridicules temporizing Godot, Beckett hates "nothing."


dbsaiob
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 01, 2014, 01:29:53 AM
Dreading blue sailors and I'm over board.


erfghl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on February 01, 2014, 04:58:29 AM
^ nice... i'm thinking wallace stevens

erfghl
Ever refuse ghoulish hot lunch?
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: Beatrix on February 01, 2014, 07:51:59 AM
Earthly rivals feud, gathering huge landmasses.

idunno
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 02, 2014, 01:31:28 AM
I dared undertake negating novel observations.

But wtf do I know?

fgcvb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on February 02, 2014, 06:15:30 AM
fgcvb

Fundamentalist geologists can't verify beginnings.


bnsdah
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on February 02, 2014, 07:48:46 AM
bnsdah

Better not shop during a holiday.

getds
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 02, 2014, 11:34:44 AM
Grey elephants trample dull shepherds.

yujkm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on February 02, 2014, 10:54:45 PM
yujkm

You underestimate jejune karaoke machines.



lsdh
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 03, 2014, 02:50:27 AM
Little sheep dream happily.

rtghjnmk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on May 15, 2014, 06:17:10 AM
rtghjnmk

Raging tyrannosaur goes home jaded, numb, makes kebab.

dafv
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on May 15, 2014, 12:35:15 PM
dafv

Deadly arachnid fights vampires.

eort
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on May 16, 2014, 06:25:41 AM
eort

Earnest orderly rearranges tulips.

nbvop
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on May 16, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
nbvop

New bill validates old passports.

google
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 16, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
Greta's original opus gave little enlightenment




esghi
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on May 17, 2014, 06:48:47 AM
esghi

Eglantine seedbed gets heavy insecticide.

zdfkl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on May 17, 2014, 08:02:15 AM
zdfkl

Zebras demonstrate fantastic knowledge lately.

obtes
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 18, 2014, 03:23:11 AM
obtes

Outrigger boats take every strength

pojkb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on May 18, 2014, 06:55:46 AM
pojkb

People of Jáchal know better

kdjgvb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on May 18, 2014, 07:15:14 AM
kdjgvb

Kids don't joust, goats verify behavior.

sfkl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: dweez on May 18, 2014, 08:08:41 AM
Shhhh.  Follow Kevin later.

ohrgea
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: ohcheap1 on May 18, 2014, 09:33:04 AM
OC1 has regular gastric exercise activities

lwnfi
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 19, 2014, 01:45:13 AM
lwnfi

Laura will not find it.

edfvbnm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on May 19, 2014, 04:00:19 AM
edfvbnm

execute disembowelment for vengeance but not money

yasfhf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on May 19, 2014, 06:00:30 AM
yasfhf

Yclept Aphrodite she's fashionable, hot, feminine.

pbjm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on May 19, 2014, 09:08:52 AM
pbjm

Pick better joke messages.

shop
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on May 19, 2014, 11:07:27 AM
shop

poo happens on purpose

oetbcf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on May 19, 2014, 10:03:05 PM
oetbcf

Only elephants treasure blue crispy fritters.

fvbnjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on June 03, 2014, 07:04:20 AM
fvbnjk

Fatuous Vatican bishops never joke kindly.

rueopw
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on June 05, 2014, 12:17:38 AM
rueopw

Rebecca usually eats organic produce whenever...

yuik
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on June 05, 2014, 06:18:47 AM
yuik

Your uncle is kinky.

treop
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on June 05, 2014, 06:47:04 AM
treop

Those rodents eat only potatoes.

bucan
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on June 05, 2014, 06:01:43 PM
bucan

Buccaneers' underwater caches are naughty-cal.  ???

mfrl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on June 06, 2014, 12:29:52 AM
mfrl

moving freight really lurches

rfghjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on June 13, 2014, 11:48:31 PM
rfghjk

Rat Fink got high (just ketamine).

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/shaxper/rat-fink_zps35d39d89.gif)



bcgmk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on June 13, 2014, 11:59:24 PM
bouncing computer graphic made kangaroo

(http://i.imgur.com/afelTos.gif)

zztftw
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on June 14, 2014, 03:41:52 AM
zztftw

ZZ Top for the win

(I think I cheated <insert innocent smiley here>)

mgsht
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on June 18, 2014, 11:00:20 AM
mgsht

Mr. Gritty spat hot teeth.

tghjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on November 20, 2014, 04:28:40 PM
tghjk

Tipsy girls have jelly knees.

klsdh
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on November 21, 2014, 06:27:35 AM
klsdh

Kadath: Lovecraft's sinister diluvian horror.


nfcb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on November 21, 2014, 06:43:14 AM
nuclear fallout causes blisters

ycjcy
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on November 21, 2014, 09:10:23 AM
ycjcy

Young chaps jog countless yards.

fuar
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on November 21, 2014, 09:19:32 AM
favorite unscoped automatic rifle

ftyx
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on November 25, 2014, 09:57:51 AM
ftyx

Foreigners trust young xenophiles

hgioc
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on November 25, 2014, 01:23:55 PM
hgioc

Hyacinths grow indolently on compost.

lepat
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on November 26, 2014, 04:40:29 AM
lepat

Lapidarist's emerald prized at Tiffany's.

pdfm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on November 26, 2014, 05:04:26 AM
Please don't feel murdered.

rtgbnjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on November 26, 2014, 05:29:37 AM
rtgbnjk

riotous thugs going berserk need jail keeper

thcats
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on November 27, 2014, 04:06:52 AM
thcats

The heliosphere contains atmospheric thermal storms.


rteoi
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on November 27, 2014, 06:48:42 AM
rteoi

Remember to edit our images.

nvale
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on November 28, 2014, 06:00:38 PM
nvale

Never verify a leaky East-Indiaman.


ghasl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on December 04, 2014, 04:52:26 AM

ghasl

Garuda hailed a slow lorry

pokth
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on December 04, 2014, 05:17:02 AM
pokth

Pokomon officiates Kutlu* the horror.

nbxl

*Variant spelling for Cthulhu.  :o
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on December 04, 2014, 06:45:04 AM
nbxl

new black xylophone legs

wtfigoh
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on December 04, 2014, 09:32:21 AM
wtfigoh

William taught fidgety idiots grammar on holidays

yhnjmkl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on December 04, 2014, 05:36:33 PM
yhnjmkl

your humorous ninja jokes make kids laugh

dyrtiaf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: dweez on December 04, 2014, 06:32:38 PM
Do you really think I am fat?

nkbafni
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on December 06, 2014, 01:07:54 AM

nkbafni

New kleenex box and five new inkstands

tghjl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on December 06, 2014, 02:51:30 AM
tghjl
the gator has just left

wntsd
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on December 06, 2014, 08:53:41 AM
wntsd

When nerds takeover system domains...


tuew
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on December 07, 2014, 10:36:10 PM
tuew

Trina understood everything wobbles

yhjmkl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on December 13, 2014, 10:28:28 AM


yhjmkl

You have just made kids laugh.

oamyc
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on December 14, 2014, 06:40:46 AM
oamyc

Olmec-system antedates Mayan year calendar.

mkno
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 08, 2015, 01:05:30 AM
molly kicked nobby's omelette

edfghj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on January 28, 2015, 10:54:09 AM

edfghj

Equal discipline for girls' high jinx


mdsgfk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on January 29, 2015, 04:39:06 AM
mdsgfk

Magpie dude seeks game female kingfisher.

cnal
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on January 31, 2015, 12:21:33 AM
cnal

Crazy Nancy ate lamb

uyjhbnk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on January 31, 2015, 05:59:56 AM

uyjhbnk

Unruly youths just hate being named kooky

nsdgfj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 03, 2015, 01:07:30 AM
nsdgfj

Nancy says don't give Frank jellybeans...

wsdfghjm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on February 13, 2015, 03:12:28 PM
wsdfghjm

Will someone digitally format great harmonic jazz melodies.


pmtflc
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 14, 2015, 12:13:36 AM
pmtflc

Please make the flying leopards cease.


wdfgukm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on February 14, 2015, 07:38:18 AM
wdfgukm

Why did ferns grow under knitting machines?

laurm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on February 14, 2015, 05:10:41 PM
laurm

Loose and unstable rear molars.

ydbdk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on February 19, 2015, 12:39:37 AM
Yoni did break Devi's kryptonite.

rbljilvj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 01, 2015, 04:21:53 AM
rbljilvj

Really beastly little juveniles inexcusably loath vindicatory justice.


kldhdb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on March 02, 2015, 05:26:20 AM
kldhdb

Kindly little demons hate devilish behavior.


idopm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 02, 2015, 09:56:56 AM
idopm

Irritating dolphins often provoke me.

wetydb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on March 04, 2015, 07:04:44 AM
wetydb

Will Entanglement theory yield "decoherence" behavior?


kvnc
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 05, 2015, 06:51:57 AM
kvnc

Knowledge verily negates cunning.


idunsv
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 05, 2015, 07:59:15 AM
idunsv

I dunno.  Unless Nancy says vindicate.


wsdfghj
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 12, 2015, 11:15:32 AM
wsdfghj

Winning some dried figs gives huge joy.

cshcnw
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 12, 2015, 02:46:31 PM
cshcnw

Crushing snowstorms had caused new worries.

werfgb
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 12, 2015, 03:14:12 PM

werfgb

Wild elephants rarely forget generous behaviour.

pwufhy
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 13, 2015, 08:58:52 AM
pwufhy

Pulling white underwear from his yob.

polkhg
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: xtopave on March 13, 2015, 03:29:09 PM
polkhg

Perhaps overly long kisses hurt glands.

ksarf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 13, 2015, 03:50:43 PM

ksarf

Killer squirrels are really frightening.


laksjd
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 13, 2015, 08:06:57 PM
laksjd

Lacking Alice's knickers, Santa jostled despondently.

ewsdjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on March 14, 2015, 06:35:40 AM
Emperor's warriors shot dark Jedi Knights

wcwajga
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 14, 2015, 05:28:53 PM
wcwajga

Why can't waiters accurately judge gastronomic aversions.

mqouct
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 15, 2015, 03:33:45 PM
mqouct

Mary quiescently opened undulating circular torrents.





rtfghvmn 
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 16, 2015, 02:54:11 PM
rtfghvmn

Real Tofu ferments gradually hindering vegetarians' munchie nights.

yundkt
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 17, 2015, 02:56:08 AM
yundkt

Yeti undermined nine donkeys kicking tires.

oikjfv
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 17, 2015, 12:57:39 PM
oikjfv


Oligarchs insist Kremlin jokes favour Vladimir.


tyursk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on March 18, 2015, 01:15:13 PM
tyursk

Then Yuri underwrote resurgent socialist Kremlinites.

ruwqep
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 20, 2015, 06:32:59 PM
Rutting unicorns will quit eating popcorn.

tyghjk
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 21, 2015, 03:37:26 AM
tyghjk

Twice yearly Gorillas have julienned Knockwurst


gfuywe
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on March 21, 2015, 04:22:29 AM
gfuywe

Gentle females understand you when emotional.

mkdos
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 21, 2015, 08:01:52 AM
mkdos

Male kangaroos don't ogle strippers.

cghjkl
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 23, 2015, 06:00:56 AM
cghjkl

Canny girls have jazzy knicker lace.

vcurf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on March 24, 2015, 07:05:04 AM
vcurf

Vehement cur understands restricted freedom.


hkfld
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: smokester on March 24, 2015, 05:38:49 PM

hkfld

Highland kilts fear low draughts.

bveop
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on March 25, 2015, 03:19:23 AM
bveop

Boatmen veer erroneously over precipices.

edcvbnm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on September 04, 2016, 06:40:25 AM
edcvbnm

Educated deacons claim "Verily Beware: Nascentes morimur."


fhasd
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on September 11, 2016, 12:20:26 AM

fhasd

Fairies have always seemed demented.

kfncieoid
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on September 11, 2016, 03:21:38 PM
kfncieoid

Kinetic frenzy negates certified invalids experiencing obviously intense demonstrations.


mdsfklf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on September 11, 2016, 07:02:03 PM
Mr. Darcy says fluffy koalas lie flat.


thkljfdf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: Beatrix on September 20, 2016, 10:45:00 AM
The hearty kinfolk's legendary journy forbade dark forests.
Sitmiwbn
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on September 20, 2016, 01:32:18 PM
Sitmiwbn

Situationists in the museum inspect wacky bas-reliefs nonstop.


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Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on September 21, 2016, 09:35:57 AM
ghdsfl

Greta had disappointingly soggy first latkes

esdhll
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: brickbatz on September 21, 2016, 04:26:17 PM
esdhll

Every single day Heidi looks lovely.

xpktwm
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: tarascon on September 23, 2016, 07:06:46 AM
xpktwm

Xebecs perform kedge turn when Mediterranean-bound.

rdlnvf
Title: Re: Mash Pit
Post by: 6pairsofshoes on September 23, 2016, 08:09:35 PM
rdlnvf

Red dresses leave nuns very frustrated



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