Author Topic: MANLEY activities (Read 12628 times)

Skadi · « **on:** March 10, 2009, 06:50:10 AM »

Quote from: Jhb48430 on March 09, 2009, 09:49:07 AM

How manly is a good man?

*snorts*

Dear CZ,

My back tire is flat

*cries* And the gears are still slipping on my other bike. Please be manly and come by and fix them today

cz85b · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2009, 08:36:27 AM »

ROTFLMAO!!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <sniff> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Skadi · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM »

cz85b · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2009, 10:07:48 AM »

Did he point and laugh at you???

cz85b · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:07:57 AM »

Quote from: Skadi on March 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM

Awwwwwwwwww

Quote from: Jhb48430 on March 10, 2009, 10:08:54 AM

No, of course not. My mother would kill him. He got my flat fixed.

THAT is SO MANLEY!

dweez · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:14:44 AM »

He wears the pants in the family...she just tells him which pair.

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:09:08 PM »

I got no one,,soI getto wear what pants I want to .

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:13:54 PM »

Ya know,,,thats a damn good idea!

dweez · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:16:16 PM »

* dweez shields his eyes and sprints from the room screaming..."AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

* dweez runs smack into a wall and knocks himself out

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:21:11 PM »

What?
What did I do?

dweez · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:34:25 PM »

Quote from: Jhb48430 on March 10, 2009, 01:18:21 PM

*gives dweez CPR*

* dweez revives but pretends to still be out

dweez · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:51:08 PM »

* dweez gets up...NO NO NO...I'M FINE. REALLY!!1

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2009, 03:30:15 PM »

* grabs a real one* This one isnt! * runs for dweez*

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:04:18 PM »

* doing my best Leatherface empersonation* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:18:52 PM »

Chainsaws are such a manly thing to have around lol

cz85b · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:19:35 PM »

give me a good ax!

subvinorosa · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:10:40 PM »

Sissy CZ.

An ax is a woman's weapon. Ask Lizzie Borden.

cz85b · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:47:34 PM »

I'd like to see the woman who can throw my 8 pound ax

HULK SMASH!!!!

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:20:04 AM »

A good ten pound sledge hammer is the ticket

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:34:10 AM »

thats called a " persuader " around my area

davidsolomon83 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:48:44 AM »

so was the flat solved ? $:-\$

ohcheap1 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:13:00 PM »

Quote from: cz85b on March 11, 2009, 08:19:35 PM

give me a good ax!

You will look very manly indeed with this axe

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:52:37 PM »

Looks like a potential target at the range to me

HDAngel · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:58:02 AM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on March 10, 2009, 01:09:08 PM

I got no one,,soI getto wear what pants I want to .

Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:06:21 AM »

Quote from: HDAngel on March 13, 2009, 12:58:02 AM

Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.

knownassociate · « **Reply #25 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:17:25 AM »

Jeez, J. If you would read them when they arrive instead of making paper airplanes out of them...lol

knownassociate · « **Reply #26 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:22:49 AM »

And more...ahem.... MANLY,as per this thread. How's that for a segue back on topic? lol

cz85b · « **Reply #27 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:54:04 AM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on March 12, 2009, 01:20:04 AM

A good ten pound sledge hammer is the ticket

That is in the right hand, the ax in the left!

CHAOS!! OMG WE ARE IN CHAOS!!!!

Quote from: HDAngel on March 13, 2009, 12:58:02 AM

Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.

As funny as that is, there is a two way street in most cases... Gentlemen may I present the SNATCH LOCK! Comes complete with matching peckerleash....

knownassociate · « **Reply #28 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:19:18 AM »

Oh! I remember that! Piece of cake to get out of.

dweez · « **Reply #29 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:58:01 AM »

FTR, even though it is chaos, do "TRY" to stay on topic-ish.

Just remember though, for the sake of the DB, older stuff will most likely get filed into the circular filing cabinet, esp. if it's 25 pages of random randomness.

* dweez makes a note of this since he is normally a large contributor to it

Oh wait, I forgot something manly...

I strained my back lifting an over-turned car off an elderly woman and her cat...There!

dweez · « **Reply #30 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:05:40 AM »

Yeah, how much more manly can I get?

dweez · « **Reply #31 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:10:28 AM »

Oh dear gawd. I think I might be sick.

*erp*

cz85b · « **Reply #32 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:19:02 AM »

Quote from: dweez on March 13, 2009, 10:05:40 AM

Yeah, how much more manly can I get?

Well?? Did you scratch your crotch and spit on the cat when you were done???

dweez · « **Reply #33 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:54:42 AM »

Quote from: cz85b on March 13, 2009, 10:19:02 AM

Well?? Did you scratch your crotch and spit on the cat when you were done???

What do you think?

* dweez spits on the floor

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #34 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:14:32 PM »

Quote from: HDAngel on March 13, 2009, 12:58:02 AM

Till a great pair of legs in a mini skirt comes along and puts you on a peckerleash.

*scribbles notes* Ok HD,,,Im gonna be keeping my eye on you,,
BTW,,you know any great pairs of legs with a mini skirt? lol

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #35 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:43:37 PM »

*Takes note of J observing rules*

knownassociate · « **Reply #36 on:** March 14, 2009, 12:36:27 AM »

Quote from: cz85b on March 13, 2009, 10:19:02 AM

Well?? Did you scratch your crotch and spit on the cat when you were done???

I heard he did it the other way around. Scratched the cat and spit on his crotch....

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #37 on:** March 14, 2009, 09:38:21 PM »

HDAngel · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2009, 11:27:05 AM »

I once pee'd my name in the sand. Does that make me manley? Hey, what can I say all the guys were doing it.

ohcheap1 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:22:16 PM »

Quote from: HDAngel on March 15, 2009, 11:27:05 AM

I once pee'd my name in the sand. Does that make me manley? Hey, what can I say all the guys were doing it.

This is only impressive if your name is like "Felonious" or something.

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2009, 12:23:01 PM »

Thats not manly,,thats TALLENTED

tarascon · « **Reply #41 on:** January 17, 2013, 04:10:20 PM »

^ Spelled "manly" correctly. +1
Spelled "talented" incorrectly. -1
Total score = 0

Here's my Manley contribution:

As Kingfishers Catch Fire

As king fishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame;
As tumbled over rim in roundy wells
Stones ring; like each tucked string tells, each hung bell's
Bow swung finds tongue to fling out broad its name;
Each mortal thing does one thing and the same:
Deals out that being indoors each one dwells;
Selves -- goes itself; myself it speaks and spells,
Crying What I do is me: for that I came.

I say more: the just man justices;
Keeps grace: that keeps all his goings graces;
Acts in God's eye what in God's eye he is --
Christ. For Christ plays in ten thousand places,
Lovely in limbs, and lovely in eyes not his
To the Father through the features of men's faces.

-- Gerard Manley Hopkins