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Official BATMAN thread...
« on: January 21, 2009, 06:05:42 AM »
All Batman related stuff in here...

I like the Dark Knight... Always have... (the stories are always so dark...)

But now...

After Batman R.I.P., and Final Crisis...  :'(



On the positive side, though...

"Batman Begins" and "Dark Knight" was AMAZING...  :)

So... what's YOUR take on this..?
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 07:51:37 AM »
I enjoyed the new movies a lot.  I do agree Bale could have adjusted the voice a bit on Dark Knight but all told, I think these flicks took the Batman series back off of life support.

BTW, if this was the Copy+Paste game, this is my Ctrl+V

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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 08:00:34 AM »
Two can play who-looks-like-who, my friend...  ;)



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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 09:43:07 AM »
Quote from: MisterAJ on January 21, 2009, 06:05:42 AM
I like the Dark Knight... Always have... (the stories are always so dark...)

I take it then you're not including issues of Batman, Detective or World's Finest from the late 50s-early 60s?

'Cuz a lot of that was just ridiculous...

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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 10:02:14 AM »
Hmmmm...

I guess I should have emphasized the fact that I only read stuff from the mid-80's DC-revamp and up to these days...

(One of the post-re-vamp stories actually involved Islamic terrorists attacking a US veterans hospital/recuperation house, and killing everyone there...
Batman ended up going to England, and stopping a major terrorist plot set for the 5th of November...  ;) THAT story stuck with me at that young age...)

But the old stuff can be hilarious...  :D :D :D







The new stuff, however...

Is only... uhm...

open for some...

unfortunate...

misunderstandings...

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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 10:38:44 AM »


Oh, poo, everybody step back!

From World's Finest #289:





Mmm-hmm, I'll just bet they do...
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 11:04:46 AM »
^ ROFL...

Narrator voice:

"Later that evening..."

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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 04:45:22 AM »
Now I know where Grant Morrison
get his ideas from... Not that that makes it better...









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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2009, 07:07:04 AM »
Morrison does indeed borrow things from the Silver and Golden Ages quite a bit.

He's been doing it most of his career at DC, and now he's even beginning to reference himself. In those Superman Beyond 3-D issues, when Supes ends up in Limbo where Merryman from the Inferior 5 is 'king'? That's straight out of his Animal Man run in the early 90s...

A lot of those weird, forgotten things came up in Batman because Bruce was a prisoner in his own mind courtesy of this thing called, The Lump. So while trapped in there, he came across all sorts of arcane memories including the two examples you show.
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 09:02:51 PM »
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2009, 08:33:55 AM »
I just had to post this...

Found it today...

I seriously almost pissed myself... :D :D :D

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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2009, 06:01:42 PM »
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2009, 07:01:15 AM »
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 11:23:40 AM »
Go back a few pages, they're a couple of big fags in some of the posts.

No poo.
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2009, 12:48:19 PM »


Page-counting MOD is counting... something else...  :D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2009, 04:24:43 PM »
There you go: the whole unedited boner story  :D










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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2009, 06:15:37 PM »
Amazing...

ONE word changes meaning in 40 years, and all of the sudden
half a comic is filled with penis and homoerotic references...

 :D :D :D





ROFL... LOL... ROFL... LOL... ROFL...

But seeing how I'm the one who started this thread, I guess
I should post AT LEAST one picture that makes him look kick ass...

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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2009, 08:45:45 PM »



Can a thread Jump the Shark?........cuz i think this one did PAGES ago  ;D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2009, 11:46:00 PM »
Quote from: jackalope21 on February 15, 2009, 08:45:45 PM


Can a thread Jump the Shark?........cuz i think this one did PAGES ago  ;D

We had a thread like this at another site that had more pages and I mistook this one for that.

Too many forum jumps...  :P

Anyway, they're still a couple of big homos on page 1!  :D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2009, 08:40:38 AM »
I know I come of as a complete batophobe.. erhm... Homophobe, but these
are just too damn funny not to post... seriously... look at these, and don't laugh... :D

<--- ever danced with your trouser down under the full moon(ing)...?

  <--- Batman, the doggy rapist....

<--- NO, it's NOT photoshoped, it's from a deleted scene... seriously, I found it on ABCnews' website...



<--- Bat-nipples... NUFF SAID!!!
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2009, 07:46:21 PM »
It's as if they've been practicing...:



Oh and if you want to read some crazy religious people debating Batman's subversive homosexuality (it's where I got the above panel), click this link.

Try at least to find the post by the woman who is so deluded that she thinks that 'sodomite enabler' Heath Ledger is in hell... I poo thee not...
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2009, 09:30:29 PM »
Quote from: JackFrost on February 27, 2009, 07:46:21 PM
Oh and if you want to read some crazy religious people debating Batman's subversive homosexuality (it's where I got the above panel), click this link.

Do I register there and post the boner comics strip?  :D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2009, 11:25:06 PM »
YES!!! :D ;D :D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2009, 08:20:55 PM »
Quote from: CMF on February 27, 2009, 09:30:29 PM
Do I register there and post the boner comics strip?  :D

If you presented it right, they might hail you for bringing such conclusive evidence to their attention...  :D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2009, 06:47:36 AM »
^  :D :D :D
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Re: Official BATMAN thread...
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2009, 12:20:34 PM »
"Property of Catwoman"

 :D :D :D
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