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Archie getting married.
« on: May 24, 2009, 07:23:51 PM »
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 07:45:00 PM »
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On the other hand, this is clearly setting up an Archie/Spider-man crossover in the near future, where Spidey explains how Archie can get his old life back with help from Satan. Now that, my friends, will be a collector's issue.

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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 09:26:38 AM »
Who the flip reads Archie? That question ahs always bugged me. I mean.. for reals. Have you ever been standing in line soemwhere and witnessed anyone buy an issue. Ever?

It will finally be nice not to have that perplex me any longer. I don't know why but that always bugs the crud out of me.

 ??? ..unless they keep it going

That would be so depressing and stupid.. Archie with kids. Please just let it end.

Plus it's so obvious who he's going to choose.

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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 10:51:32 AM »
The one with the money.
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 11:12:13 AM »
^ prolly

^ that would actually be pretty funny. And almost worth buying :D
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 11:16:28 AM »
I didnt know who Archie was until now  :o  :P
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 11:20:21 AM »
I used to read Archie comics all the time when I was little (as well as Richie Rich) but then I got into Marvel and DC.
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 11:28:30 AM »
Quote from: davidsolomon83 on May 28, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
I didnt know who Archie was until now  :o  :P

Quote from: dweez on May 28, 2009, 11:20:21 AM
I used to read Archie comics all the time when I was little (as well as Richie Rich) but then I got into Marvel and DC.

^ ^ There's a really good joke in there somewhere, I'm just not sure what it is :D

What's the obvious next life transition? Cherry Poptart?
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 12:01:20 PM »
Geesh skadi, dont encourage them.  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 01:00:09 PM »
Yeah, I'm still in recovery.  I don't believe you got here until after that sad mess.
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 04:49:40 PM »
Quote from: ohcheap1 on May 28, 2009, 12:01:20 PM
Geesh skadi, dont encourage them.  ;D

Whaaaa? They're discussing existentialism... It's not all bad :P

Quote from: dweez on May 28, 2009, 01:00:09 PM
Yeah, I'm still in recovery.  I don't believe you got here until after that sad mess.

Poptart recovery? Comic book recovery? The intrigue is killing me.
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 05:05:09 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 06:43:25 PM »
LOL..you posted Anne Hathaway porn :D

 :P

oops.. I mean

..you posted Anne Hathaway porn! badness!  >:(

heh.. at least I know now who read Archie, and who didn't. And.. hopefully it will end. If he ends up with one or another and has kids.. It would be dumb. And of course he'll end up with Betty.. geez.. come on. And... I have a much better view now when I picture who buys Archie comics :P
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 08:43:40 PM »
^ Who's Archie again?  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 09:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Skadi on May 28, 2009, 06:43:25 PM
LOL..you posted Anne Hathaway porn :D

 :P

oops.. I mean

..you posted Anne Hathaway porn! badness!  >:(

heh.. at least I know now who read Archie, and who didn't. And.. hopefully it will end. If he ends up with one or another and has kids.. It would be dumb. And of course he'll end up with Betty.. geez.. come on. And... I have a much better view now when I picture who buys Archie comics :P

the fact that you know the name of characters other than archie makes me suspicious...... hmmm......  ;)
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 09:36:51 PM »
Archie, Reggie, Jughead, Betty, Veronica, Pops (who runs the Malt Shoppe).  Can't remember Jughead's girlfriend though
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 09:43:07 PM »
milkjugs?
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 09:47:36 PM »
Jughead was the nerdy one who ate a lot of hamburgers
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2009, 09:48:11 PM »
Ethel.
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2009, 09:52:51 PM »
Quote from: dweez on May 28, 2009, 09:47:36 PM
Jughead was the nerdy one who ate a lot of hamburgers

i know. :D
i was joking about what his girlfriend's name would be.

Quote from: subvinorosa on May 28, 2009, 09:48:11 PM
Ethel.

ethyl ethanoate ester *shivers*   :D
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2009, 09:56:07 PM »
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Re: Archie getting married.
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2009, 10:03:35 PM »
Quote from: hmed2390 on May 28, 2009, 09:52:51 PM
ethyl ethanoate ester *shivers*   :D

 :-* Thats my kinda answer, my kinda  :-*  :)
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2009, 10:05:04 PM »
Quote from: davidsolomon83 on May 28, 2009, 10:03:35 PM
:-* Thats my kinda answer, my kinda  :-*  :)

 :D good!  ;D ;)
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2009, 10:05:58 PM »
Quote from: hmed2390 on May 28, 2009, 09:11:58 PM
the fact that you know the name of characters other than archie makes me suspicious...... hmmm......  ;)

 ::)  I'm nerdy..of course I know comic lore. I don't actually have to buy the issues LOL..I know lots about BatBoy also, and I don?t buy The Weekly World News. All you have to do is wait in line at a grocery store and you pick up basic plot. Plus Betty and Veronica are often icons of how girls view other girls.
pfft! Supposedly he?s picking Veronica anyway..idiot. LOL..he?s so in for a lifelong ride in hades.. and not in a good sort of ?hot? way. Now I'm actually happy for Betty.


Quote from: davidsolomon83 on May 28, 2009, 08:43:40 PM
^ Who's Archie again?  ::)

Just skip straight to Cherry Poptart. More laughs, less drama :P
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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2009, 10:09:39 PM »
Quote from: Skadi on May 28, 2009, 06:43:25 PM
And.. hopefully it will end. If he ends up with one or another and has kids.. It would be dumb. And of course he'll end up with Betty.. geez.. come on. And... I have a much better view now when I picture who buys Archie comics :P

Quote from: Skadi on May 28, 2009, 10:05:58 PM
All you have to do is wait in line at a grocery store and you pick up basic plot. Plus Betty and Veronica are often icons of how girls view other girls.
pfft! Supposedly he?s picking Veronica anyway..idiot. LOL..he?s so in for a lifelong ride in hades.. and not in a good sort of ?hot? way. Now I'm actually happy for Betty.

^ ^^ ...........I LUV the way how Skad starts out showing non-interest and ends up discussing who Archie should pick  :-*  :D :D :D
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« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2009, 10:11:01 PM »
whatever ::)

he's an idiot :P
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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2009, 10:39:43 PM »
Quote from: davidsolomon83 on May 28, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
^ ^^ ...........I LUV the way how Skad starts out showing non-interest and ends up discussing who Archie should pick  :-*  :D :D :D

:D

I admit that i used to read archie when i was like 9.  :P It's jughead's fault.   ::)
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« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2009, 09:20:24 AM »
Quote from: hmed2390 on May 28, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
:D

I admit that i used to read archie when i was like 9.  :P It's jughead's fault.   ::)

9 years old is ok. I just always pictured some middle aged guy savouring Friday night so he could go home and read the latest issue and obsess about the Aricie Archie kids. That seemed creepy. I'd never seen kids buy it.. so.. I didn't know who did.

* lol..edit for misspell. It would help if I could correctly spell the subject matter >_<
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« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2009, 10:48:35 AM »
haha yeah, I can see what you mean when you describe it like that. And like you've said, I have never seen anybody buy an archie comic. Who the heck does? I'd really like to know as well. Someone must be buying them if they've been in publication for so long.
Looks like a potential "tale of the mysteriously weird" story.  ;D
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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2009, 11:14:22 AM »
Yeah, I imagine this will be remembered about as much as when they had Popeye marry Olive Oyl a little bit ago *yawn*.

You know a TV sitcom has gone on too long when someone gets marries or has a baby, and I think that kind of applies to Archie.

That douchebag has been in high school since the goddam 50s!  :D

And Skadi's right about Cherry Poptart, much better than Archie comics...
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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2009, 01:31:11 PM »
Quote from: JackFrost on May 29, 2009, 11:14:22 AM
That douchebag has been in high school since the goddam 50s!  :D

You don't want to use that argument.  If you do, it has to be applied to the Simpson's too.
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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2009, 03:22:05 PM »
Quote from: dweez on May 29, 2009, 01:31:11 PM
You don't want to use that argument.  If you do, it has to be applied to the Simpson's too.

The Simpson's have been in high school since the 50s?  :P :D

And don't get me started on The Simpsons, cheapy couldn't take it...
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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2009, 10:15:41 PM »
Quote from: JackFrost on May 29, 2009, 03:22:05 PM
And don't get me started on The Simpsons, cheapy couldn't take it...

What is up with that? Seriously. I mean why can't people who love family guy also love south park, and why can't south park lovers equally love family guy. Throw in the simpsons and both the family guy lovers and the south park lovers become haters. It's all very silly. :D
I personally stay away from all three, I used to casually watch the three of them, but there are select episodes that just turned me away completely.

Archie's weird mysteries anyone?  :D
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« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM »
Quote from: hmed2390 on May 29, 2009, 10:15:41 PM
What is up with that? Seriously. I mean why can't people who love family guy also love south park, and why can't south park lovers equally love family guy. Throw in the simpsons and both the family guy lovers and the south park lovers become haters. It's all very silly. :D
I personally stay away from all three, I used to casually watch the three of them, but there are select episodes that just turned me away completely.

See I actually like The Simpsons and Family Guy, but only to a point. With the Simpsons it's roughly the first 7-8 seasons that are gold, and after that it starts to fall apart, and now 12 seasons later it's virtually unwatchable. And I liked Family Guy until it was cancelled the first time, but I haven't really liked it much since it came back. I think South Park is correct in that Family Guy is written by manatees.

And just to show I'm equal opportunity, Season 12 of South Park was pure shite, with very little redeeming qualities to any of the episodes in it (cheapy, of course, disagrees with me completely). However, Season 13, so far, has been pretty bless'ed good...

Quote from: hmed2390 on May 29, 2009, 10:15:41 PM
Archie's weird mysteries anyone?  :D

I find that this was ever published to be a weird Archie mystery:



What the hell is sonic the Hedgehog doing in there?!
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« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2009, 08:18:37 AM »
Quote from: JackFrost on June 08, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
What the hell is sonic the Hedgehog doing in there?!

Crossover fic? New boyfriend fodder? :D
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« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2009, 08:24:55 AM »
Must be some FanFiction.  Look for from freaky deaky action going on after the fold.
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« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2009, 08:34:47 AM »
Quote from: dweez on June 09, 2009, 08:24:55 AM
Must be some FanFiction.  Look for from freaky deaky action going on after the fold.

*snorts*.. you gotta know you'd fall over a million of them in one step, with one search. I'm just wondering who the oddest pair is that someone put together.

..is vaguely tempted to google..
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« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2009, 08:35:40 AM »
Ha, that's all you girl.  I'm afraid of what the answer might be.
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« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2009, 08:48:36 AM »
Quote from: dweez on June 09, 2009, 08:35:40 AM
Ha, that's all you girl.  I'm afraid of what the answer might be.

Nah.. I won't list it. I'll just gather some humorous fanfics to take with me to work today. It will make the time go faster :D
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