Author Topic: Dinner with Palin, anyone? (Read 16760 times)

redlandslide · « **on:** September 06, 2009, 06:55:17 PM »

Apparently you can bid on e-bay for a dinner date with Sarah Palin. Starts tomorrow, opening bid $25,000.

Anyone fancy it?

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2009, 07:52:26 PM »

Will she be naked?

laama · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:38:23 PM »

Never.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:19:04 AM »

she doesn't need to be.

Skadi · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:43:41 AM »

I doubt she'll ever be serving crow at this dinner, or any other.

JackFrost · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:49:21 AM »

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

ohcheap1 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2009, 11:05:12 AM »

Just adding graphics, please continue

laama · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:21:17 PM »

Quote from: ohcheap1 on September 11, 2009, 11:05:12 AM

Just adding graphics, please continue

From Palin fan club meeting where you are cheerleader?

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #8 on:** September 12, 2009, 07:15:05 PM »

Sarah Palin knows all about foriegn policy because she can see Russia accross the Berring Strait.

I know all about ornithology in that case because I saw a bird in a tree a few times.

laama · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 12, 2009, 07:15:05 PM

Sarah Palin knows all about foriegn policy because she can see Russia accross the Berring Strait.

I almost laughed my ass out when i saw her famous comment.

dweez · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:51:53 PM »

Lol, "off", laughed your ass "off".

Skadi · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:01:30 PM »

Maybe you might laugh so hard, you could laugh it out. Maybe even easier then off.

So.. is it she a Mr. Snowmobile togther? ..or her alone?

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:15:26 PM »

You seen her grandkids fathers myspace page? Yep hes a real winner.
Even his mother was arested for possesion of methamphetamines.
She didnt even have any political experience,, being the mayor of a town with a population of what? two?

hmed2390 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:14:01 PM »

Quote from: laama on September 13, 2009, 01:09:19 PM

I almost laughed my ass out

I sure laughed mine off right now.

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:44:13 PM »

I laugh everytime I remember her saying that she was a " Hocky Mom"

JackFrost · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:33:34 PM »

I laugh at Tina Fey's spot-on parody of her...

laama · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 13, 2009, 05:44:13 PM

I laugh everytime I remember her saying that she was a " Hocky Mom"

jacktheripper305 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2009, 06:20:43 PM »

I'll pay $25,000 to NOT have dinner with her.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:26:27 PM »

Quote from: jacktheripper305 on September 17, 2009, 06:20:43 PM

I'll pay $25,000 to NOT have dinner with her.

heh

laama · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2009, 11:48:15 AM »

Quote from: jacktheripper305 on September 17, 2009, 06:20:43 PM

I'll pay $25,000 to NOT have dinner with her.

Good thing is,that she isn't live here,avoiding her dinner party could to be too expensive for me.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 18, 2009, 04:10:20 PM »

subvinorosa · « **Reply #21 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:54:34 AM »

What if, Palin's dinner?

Or what if dinner is served off of Palin?

chekovsulu · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:03:02 AM »

I wouldn't mind dinner with Sarah Palin, I just don't want to have to pay for it. Did the eBay page say if it dinner with Palin and her family or bodyguards?

redlandslide · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2009, 05:57:48 PM »

I'm pretty certain she'd need some protection from her guests.

Interestingly, you can now bid on Dinner WITHOUT Sarah Palin, $100 start.

laama · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:42:32 PM »

Quote from: subvinorosa on September 19, 2009, 06:54:34 AM

What if, Palin's dinner?

It would be cruelty to animals to trying feed her to dogs.

laama · « **Reply #25 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Jhb48430 on September 19, 2009, 06:47:43 PM

Would it be cruel for hamsters?

Test it and tell results.

laama · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Jhb48430 on September 19, 2009, 07:00:31 PM

Should I buy hamsters for my testing??

Gerbils are reserved to servers,you know where,so my answer is yes.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:54:44 AM »

only if i could eat the dinner off her breasts

hmed2390 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:46:15 PM »

Quote from: subvinorosa on September 19, 2009, 06:54:34 AM

Or what if dinner is served off of Palin?

Quote from: goldshirt*9 on September 21, 2009, 07:54:44 AM

only if i could eat the dinner off her breasts

subvinorosa · « **Reply #29 on:** September 22, 2009, 01:30:03 PM »

I think I'd prefer the tummy though.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 22, 2009, 01:36:02 PM »

any why is that?

subvinorosa · « **Reply #31 on:** September 22, 2009, 01:37:43 PM »

This is in GD; can't say why.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 22, 2009, 01:41:00 PM »

Quote from: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 01:37:43 PM

This is in GD; can't say why.

Spoiler (hover to show)

dweez · « **Reply #33 on:** September 22, 2009, 02:18:15 PM »

Quote from: subvinorosa on September 22, 2009, 01:30:03 PM

I think I'd prefer the tummy though.

Breasticles are curvy...the food would keep falling off.

chekovsulu · « **Reply #34 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:26:25 PM »

The knife and fork might accidentally hurt the table

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:03:35 AM »

Quote from: dweez on September 22, 2009, 02:18:15 PM

Breasticles are curvy...the food would keep falling off.

agree but i'd have to snuffle around to keep it in place

subvinorosa · « **Reply #36 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:05:27 AM »

Aw, they'll just serve more food then.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:09:57 AM »

wouldn't that be a madam.
more rooting around

subvinorosa · « **Reply #38 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:12:41 AM »

Foraging should be fun.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:16:18 AM »

hmed2390 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:14:24 AM »

LOL @ breasticles.

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #41 on:** September 25, 2009, 03:53:38 PM »

Anyone seen the porno about Palin? Someone at work saw it and said it wasnt too bad. ( not that id watch it though)

hmed2390 · « **Reply #42 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:13:12 PM »

never knew there was one.

LOL

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #43 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:14:04 PM »

Inside Sarah Palin

hmed2390 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:15:48 PM »

laama · « **Reply #45 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:22:32 PM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 25, 2009, 04:14:04 PM

Inside Sarah Palin

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #46 on:** September 26, 2009, 10:01:29 AM »

theres a porno about everything and anything.
i think there was a theme on sub D about some of the funny names .
sure Franc was an expert on them

hmed2390 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 27, 2009, 12:29:43 AM »

^

I'd love to hear some of those funny names.

I can already come up with a few off the top of my head.

jacktheripper305 · « **Reply #48 on:** September 27, 2009, 12:47:47 AM »

One of favorites has to be "Obama's Big Stimulus Package"

hmed2390 · « **Reply #49 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:07:53 PM »

LOL

Robin-Graves · « **Reply #50 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:39:43 PM »

I bet it was just as usefull as the real one too lmao

hmed2390 · « **Reply #51 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:11:51 PM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 27, 2009, 03:39:43 PM

I bet it was just as usefull as the real one too lmao

oh crud!

laama · « **Reply #52 on:** September 28, 2009, 01:25:53 PM »

Quote from: jacktheripper305 on September 27, 2009, 12:47:47 AM

One of favorites has to be "Obama's Big Stimulus Package"

subvinorosa · « **Reply #53 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:10:59 AM »

Quote from: Robin-Graves on September 25, 2009, 03:53:38 PM

Anyone seen the porno about Palin? Someone at work saw it and said it wasnt too bad. ( not that id watch it though)

I think I did. At the very least, read the script or something. I vaguely recall something like that.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #54 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:20:49 AM »

wait? so there really is one?

dweez · « **Reply #55 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:42:08 AM »

Porns have scripts?

hmed2390 · « **Reply #56 on:** September 30, 2009, 01:27:08 PM »

read between the ~~lines~~ cracks.

subvinorosa · « **Reply #57 on:** September 30, 2009, 08:01:21 PM »

I think cause I remember reading the one about Palin and laughing about it.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #58 on:** October 02, 2009, 01:01:13 AM »

that'sa funny.

dweez · « **Reply #59 on:** October 02, 2009, 07:08:50 AM »

Quote from: hmed2390 on October 02, 2009, 01:01:13 AM

that'sa funny.

Funny, you don't look Italian.

hmed2390 · « **Reply #60 on:** October 02, 2009, 07:52:27 AM »

I saw my typo last night and was like, "eh fuckit". But I did notice it had an Italian kick to it.