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Offline mishca09

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while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:43:42 PM »
she says " I wonder if his balls are still any good because he took quite a beating to his cojones"

LOL.  she says things now that are just so unexpected

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 05:46:54 PM »
Reminds meof my grandmother on her 74th birthday.
She , at her birthday party, declared that shes tired of men and has decided to do the lesbian thing.
Later that day she passed away from a severe stroke.
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 05:50:14 PM »
You made me spit my drink, mishca  ;D ;D ;D
I think it's great you spend time with your grandmama. I miss mine so so much sometimes. Specially my mom's mom because the other one died when I was 9 years old. And I miss her too.  :)

And R-G: If that's true then I don't know if I want to laugh or be shocked.

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 05:54:37 PM »
my granny is 84, she wishes she was dead everyday , i think its because shes tired of being old.  I'm just happy I've had her this long and I keep telling her she'll live til she 100 and she'll say " dont wish that on me".
You made me spit my drink, mishca  ;D ;D ;D
I think it's great you spend time with your grandmama. I miss mine so so much sometimes. Specially my mom's mom because the other one died when I was 9 years old. And I miss her too.  :)

And R-G: If that's true then I don't know if I want to laugh or be shocked.
:D  . I miss my grandfather he died when i was younger and i know my granny misses him , things definitely would have been different if he was still around
 


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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 06:37:06 PM »
Once I received a letter from my aunt telling me to go f*** myself. It was a birthday card. She is such a lovely lady.  :)

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 07:05:20 PM »
During a match when I was in Buzzsaw Championship Wrestling, I had someones grandmother spit at me and call me the foulest thing I ever heard an old lady say,,,

And Xto.. its a true story,, my family is pretty wierd,, im the black sheep. Im the one thats halfway normal. lol
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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 11:55:03 AM »
she says " I wonder if his balls are still any good because he took quite a beating to his cojones"

Awesome.

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 01:53:41 PM »
^ *agrees* :D

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 05:35:23 AM »
she says " I wonder if his balls are still any good because he took quite a beating to his cojones"
Reminds meof my grandmother on her 74th birthday.
She , at her birthday party, declared that shes tired of men and has decided to do the lesbian thing.
Later that day she passed away from a severe stroke.
Both your grandmothers sound like fun :D

Once I received a letter from my aunt telling me to go f*** myself. It was a birthday card. She is such a lovely lady.  :)
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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 09:16:18 AM »
Lol, this is great and makes me miss my grandma too.  She always used to say she was a hillbilly but that her kind preferred the term "Mountain William".
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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2009, 09:26:51 AM »
^ :D

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 10:51:24 AM »
Lol, this is great and makes me miss my grandma too.  She always used to say she was a hillbilly but that her kind preferred the term "Mountain William".

That is a classic for sure Dweez! I love your Grandma too! Come to think of it, I will use it and quote her as the author.

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 11:49:55 AM »
Thats like a redneck calling themselves " Crimson Neck" . lmao
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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 05:09:35 AM »
" I wonder if his balls are still any good because he took quite a beating to his cojones"

SO THATS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS...

(and why he can't keep a girl... things aren't working down stairs...)

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2009, 10:56:17 AM »
I'm sure that isn't jealousy but someone might interpret it as that.  ;D

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« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2009, 11:10:06 AM »
My grandmother told me that her dad used to tell her.. that if she didn?t want to do her homework to rip the pages out of her book, and tell her teacher she couldn?t complete it because her book hadn?t had the proper pages. My other grandmother taught me the proper way to make tea. So.. I got a well rounded education between the two of them :D

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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2009, 11:12:53 AM »
On of my grandmothers liked to give her uninformed opinions about things all the time, and was a busybody. My other grandmother was a little eccentric.
I pretty much stayed away from both.
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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2009, 11:16:30 AM »
You're fun. All six of you.  ;D

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2009, 11:36:43 AM »
I'm sure that isn't jealousy but someone might interpret it as that.  ;D

I don't get jealous, I'm a gobrogo...

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2009, 11:38:40 AM »
You're fun. All six of you.  ;D

I know! right? the branch didn't fall far from the tree ;)

The second grandmother liked to read, but never liked going to the movies because it was too chaotic and loud.

The other grandmother didn?t like to read. She only took the Sunday paper so she could do the word jumble and the crossword. But, she loved the movies. Or.. she liked the experience of going to them even when she didn?t like the movie itself. She lived in a small town where they only showed one movie, and it changed nearly weekly. And, she?d walk to it regardless of the weather. One time when I was little I asked her how that weeks movie had been, and she said it was terrible. So then I asked her what she did if there was a scene she disapproved of? and she told me she?d just shut her eyes until she guessed the scene was over, then open her eyes back up again :D

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Re: while watching casino royale with my grandma ...
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2009, 12:25:57 PM »
I know people that do that and turn the sound off during a movie.
Theyll rent an R rated movie and do that and then gripe about how they missed part of it and didnt like it.
I guess the Disney bunch try to live dangerously sometimes.
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That way im never disapointed.