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them Can-eh-dians are drop-dead sexy.
a good way to solve that problem is not to kiss where theres hair
Dr. Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Uh, FI, isn't there someone clearly missing from this thread?C'mon, you know who I'm talking about...
He's so hot
I don't know... we might have to find something to pin back his ears...
I know ohcheap likes this fictional character LOL (I agree)
You girls like John Turturro?
I heard Caleb was/is anorexic o.o
And weve got a link here!! MaxD's sister went to school with him!!
