Topic: Things that made you laugh today

[8ullfrog]

If they hate his bad cowpoo bill, why did they vote for it?

[6pairsofshoes]

Texas man reads his electric bill as if he's in a Faulkner novel.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK7jZqxJGcE/?hl=en

[smokester]

Texas man reads his electric bill as if he's in a Faulkner novel.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK7jZqxJGcE/?hl=en

That is sheer brilliance. Crying will laughter the second time round.

[6pairsofshoes]

Temps in the 90's here, so I completely get it.  Our electric bills run around $200 a month, so not cheap.  Not as large as Texan's but everything is supposed to be bigger in Texas.  Still, I think twice before I turn on the AC.

[6pairsofshoes]

So a Frenchman walks into a bar and he has a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is wearing a baseball cap. And the bartender says, "Hey, that's neat-where did you get that?" And the parrot says, "France-they've got millions of them there."

[6pairsofshoes]

From Dad Jokes:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and which pizza to order.  Then, I picked the movie and ordered the pizza I wanted because I'm the one with the money.