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Robot Unicorn Attack
« on: March 02, 2010, 10:08:03 AM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 10:57:29 AM »
^ LOL

If they added beer into the mix, it would have been epic.

I'll play it when I get home tonight.

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 03:54:31 PM »
You just love that music don't you CMF?

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 04:24:48 PM »
You just love that music don't you CMF?

Harmony, harmony, harmony ...!





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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 05:24:15 PM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 05:40:22 PM »
As there is no embedded flash for this game, anyone can set up a scoreboard if they wish.
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 06:18:03 PM »
Well this is really new!

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2010, 10:19:17 AM »
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2010, 10:40:49 AM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2010, 05:21:30 PM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 06:57:47 PM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 05:34:35 AM »
I'm officially crap at this...
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 03:43:54 PM »



Scoreboard:

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2. CMF................................. 31262
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 06:13:20 PM »


Scoreboard:

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2010, 04:09:20 AM »



Scoreboard:

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2010, 06:08:31 PM »



Scoreboard:

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2. CMF................................. 33276
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2010, 07:45:44 AM »



Scoreboard:

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2010, 10:42:48 AM »


Scoreboard:

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2010, 09:15:21 PM »


This is just so wrong.  Oh, I also just played it for the first time with sound on...Erasure?  Really?  LOL.

Oh yeah, I still suck at it.
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2010, 10:36:45 AM »
Someone at work was playing this on their phone yesterday. It was driving me crazy, because the music was so familiar.. I had to walk over and finally peek over their shoulder... then I immediately knew what it was :D

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2010, 11:21:03 AM »
You posting a score Skadi? You're sure to beat Dweezy's.
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2010, 11:26:20 AM »
You posting a score Skadi? You're sure to beat Dweezy's.

I just enjoy it for the music :D

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2010, 03:49:28 PM »
You posting a score Skadi? You're sure to beat Dweezy's.

 :P
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2010, 04:00:39 PM »
:P

He just questioned your manliness :D

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2010, 08:54:38 AM »
Bah, I'm confident in who I am.

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2013, 09:02:28 AM »
fancy necromancy  ;)

and tarascon?

you're banned!
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2013, 01:46:17 PM »
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2013, 11:19:45 PM »
Is she a brunette?

You're thinking of Nancy Fecromancy.
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2013, 12:07:38 AM »
I so suck at this game.  Perhaps if I kept the sound off while I got the hang of things it would be better.  But I feel bad smashing that poor unicorn, robot or not...

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2013, 03:59:09 AM »
A side scrolling platformer, almost as much fun as a faceplant... I suck.




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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2013, 09:54:41 AM »
Used to have this on my iPod... I'll have to download it again...

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2013, 03:09:40 PM »
A side scrolling platformer, almost as much fun as a faceplant... I suck.




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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2013, 12:38:24 AM »
I still suck.

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2013, 05:28:09 AM »
Me too.


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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2013, 06:00:56 AM »


Scoreboard:

1. smokester.......................... 61356
2. CMF.................................. 48878
3. redlandslide....................... 30050
4. Autumn............................. 15236
5. brickbatz............................ 5236
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2013, 06:05:50 AM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2013, 12:41:05 PM »

Scoreboard:

1. smokester.......................... 61356
2. CMF.................................. 48878
3. Autumn............................. 31686
4. redlandslide....................... 30050
5. brickbatz............................ 5236
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2013, 12:06:53 AM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2013, 12:25:35 AM »
Good lord.  You are a goddess.

I bow before your superior abilities.  I suck so hard I won't even disclose my scores.  It's really disturbing that I manage to slam that poor robot unicorn so much.

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2013, 12:29:50 AM »
Lol I just learned tonight that you can hold jump for a longer leap... Doh. Sooo also I played for like an hour before getting that tonight. Lol. Build up to it!

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2013, 03:30:33 AM »

Scoreboard:

1. smokester.......................... 61356
2. CMF.................................. 48878
3. Autumn............................. 38053
4. redlandslide....................... 30050
5. brickbatz............................ 5236
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2013, 04:44:36 PM »
I'm coming for you smokester!

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2013, 06:17:53 PM »
I'm coming for you smokester!

Right now you're actually miles better than me.  Must be my age eh?..
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2013, 07:06:42 PM »
haha must be. or the fact that i have no life and can spend hours playing this retarded game... lol

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2013, 03:53:14 AM »
It can get quite thrilling; nothing wrong with that imo.

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2013, 01:00:49 AM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2013, 03:40:44 AM »

Scoreboard:

1. smokester.......................... 61356
2. CMF.................................. 48878
3. Autumn............................. 41929
4. redlandslide....................... 30050
5. brickbatz............................ 5236
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2013, 11:41:47 PM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2013, 06:01:52 PM »
CMF's score certainly looks threatened.


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1. smokester.......................... 61356
2. CMF.................................. 48878
3. Autumn............................. 44593
4. redlandslide....................... 30050
5. brickbatz............................ 5236
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #49 on: May 27, 2013, 01:44:13 AM »

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #50 on: May 27, 2013, 11:48:36 AM »
OH YEAH!

Scoreboard:

1. smokester.......................... 61356
2. Autumn............................. 50325
3. CMF.................................. 48878
4. redlandslide....................... 30050
5. brickbatz............................ 5236
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2013, 01:26:21 AM »
;)

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2013, 01:39:36 AM »
It just occurred to me that I could press X key for additional zippiness.  Doy.

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #53 on: November 26, 2023, 02:04:38 PM »
This game just gives me a heart attack these days.

New link:

https://www.crazygames.com/game/robot-unicorn-attack
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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #54 on: November 27, 2023, 01:12:40 AM »
I have always sucked at this game.  And it seems nothing has changed for the better.   ;)

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Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
« Reply #55 on: November 27, 2023, 03:48:02 PM »
I have always sucked at this game.  And it seems nothing has changed for the better.   ;)

I can't figure out how I managed to get the score I posted. Now when I try, I'd be lucky to beat brickbatz.
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