Author Topic: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA (Read 10137 times)

8ullfrog · « **on:** January 16, 2011, 05:50:59 AM »

Place two slices bread on plate open face.
Add 2.5 ounces meat.
Add slice of cheese.
Add vegetables of choice.

On second slice add

Mayonnaise
Mustard
Salt
Pepper
Oil
Vinegar.

Combine slices of bread with contents INSIDE.

Slice diagonally (it makes the sandwich better)

Serve.

(vegetable order is open to interpretation, if you want exact instructions post back.)

smokester · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2011, 06:13:03 AM »

There was a period here when cutting your sandwich diagonally was considered effeminate.

Which was fine if you were a woman of course.

Personally I cut them lengthways so both sides are identical, which eliminates the crusty/less crusty dilemma for me.

Skadi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2011, 01:07:33 PM »

for lunch I had turkey, cheddar, spinach leaves on sunflower seed bread.. cut the non femme way

dweez · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2011, 01:24:15 PM »

Non femme way? Does that mean horizontally?

Skadi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2011, 02:04:22 PM »

Quote from: dweez on January 20, 2011, 01:24:15 PM

Non femme way? Does that mean horizontally?

apparently so

Quote from: smokester on January 16, 2011, 06:13:03 AM

There was a period here when cutting your sandwich diagonally was considered effeminate.

Which was fine if you were a woman of course.

dweez · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:44:04 PM »

Hehe, I was being dirty...sorry.

Skadi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2011, 07:36:10 PM »

heh.. I get it now

chekovsulu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2011, 05:06:49 AM »

I like to cut it straight so that it's easier to dip into my tea.

Skadi · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2011, 11:09:11 AM »

Quote from: chekovsulu on January 21, 2011, 05:06:49 AM

I like to cut it straight so that it's easier to dip into my tea.

oh.. well.. you know what that says about you...

chekovsulu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2011, 10:53:04 AM »

I do have great abs

My sandwich procedure alpha is a sandwich filled with cucumbers and a little tomato. The cucumbers are most important, they go well with butter. I prefer to use Clover as my spread. If I'm feeling crazy, I would add some marmalade or jam/jelly. Cucumbers are so tasty, sometimes I cry just thinking about it

.

I've not ever thought about adding salt or oil into my sandwich, it's never really occurred to me, but pepper does help when I'm feeling especially dangerous.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:30:16 AM »

sandwich dunked into tea

8ullfrog · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2019, 02:27:30 AM »

Necromancy. In Captain Marvel it is revealed that Nick Fury can not eat a sandwich if it is cut diagonally.

FASCIST, I say.

6pairsofshoes · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2019, 05:57:24 AM »

My father used to say that if you blunt cut the sandwich (not diagonally), it ruined the flavor.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2019, 11:42:41 PM »

with or without crusts

8ullfrog · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2019, 11:19:33 PM »

I've never understood the crust cutting off thing. Like, where does that even come from?

However, I do remember customers screaming whenever we ran out of the stupid smuckers hot pockets, or as they were actually named "Uncrustables". Like seriously? That's the only thing your little poo will eat? Like I won't eat fish because I puke, and I don't like mushrooms ever, but I can't understand that level of picky eater, or how it is tolerated.

Then again, I come from a family where you eat it or you get hit in the head, so maybe that shapes my perception.

6pairsofshoes · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2019, 10:20:43 PM »

A friend of mine said that her mother encouraged her to eat the crusts on the grounds that it would "help her sing better."

Whatever works.

goldshirt*9 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2019, 12:08:41 AM »

we were always told the crusts make your hair curl

8ullfrog · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2019, 07:45:17 PM »

My life may have lacked "childhood magic" or whatever, but I'm very thankful my parents never pulled crap like that six.

I mean seriously, how would that EVER work? "Maybe you'll get extreme ergot poisoning and your whacked out screams will score you a music contract?"

6pairsofshoes · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2019, 11:45:56 PM »

I have a great dentist. He says he regularly sees patients who have cracked teeth eating crusty French bread and the like, so, eating crust could mean a trip to the dentist. I never much liked the crusts of white bread. I ate a lot of that when I was growing up. The whole Wonder Bread years thing was big in my generation: pb&j or baloney, who knew what kinds of vile stuff got put in bread. But the crusts were never anything but ugly dry and bitter spongy brown stuff. Now that I live near a good french bakery, I'm happy to eat the crusts, but that was then and now is now.

8ullfrog · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2019, 12:59:02 AM »

Baloney must end.

Alfonz · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2019, 04:33:26 PM »

Never really understood the need to cut a sandwich at all, in fact I kind of prefer it whole.

8ullfrog · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2019, 06:00:45 PM »

Helps me with ingredient containment.

6pairsofshoes · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2019, 08:53:59 PM »

I like biting in to that narrow wedge. Works for sandwiches, cheesecake, pie, etc. Like there's something magically concentrated about the vertex of an acute triangle.

8ullfrog · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:12:45 PM »

You prefer eating the heart of the sandwich first, I can respect that.

Alfonz · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2019, 11:10:22 PM »

Quote from: 6pairsofshoes on April 03, 2019, 08:53:59 PM

I like biting in to that narrow wedge. Works for sandwiches, cheesecake, pie, etc. Like there's something magically concentrated about the vertex of an acute triangle.

Well, I guess by cutting my pies in quarters I've been missing out