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Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« on: February 07, 2009, 06:43:08 AM »
Resident Reverend here...

Deals simple:

You confess your sins, and I (or FrankCapri or JackFrost, in my absence) will punish you!

Ready..? GO!

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 09:15:02 AM »
Can I atleast have a cute blond with nice knockers and a cute smile punish me instead?
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 09:20:36 AM »
Think of something bad that doesn't involve taking a life, rape or grand theft.

Probably I have done it, unless you are very creative.

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 09:42:42 AM »
Stolen a reindeer, rode it down main street butt naked, attacking random poodles with jars of mayonnaise, screaming "NO PICKLES!!!"..?

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 11:04:37 AM »
I got arrested in Dallas Texas once for indecent exposure.
I was drunk and flashed a meter maid.

Hey,,she was asking for it! Look athow they dress!
And I had it on good authority she was of age too!

Oh well,,guess she didnt understand that it was my way of saying " Hello,I find you attrative and would like to exchange numbers" lmao
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 06:03:12 PM »
Lol, is punishment to be meted out publicly in the town square or privately ? :D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2009, 06:24:52 AM »
I confess nothing.

Am perfect like that. ;D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2009, 09:20:22 AM »
Hey there cutie,, we in the Inquistion have ways of making you talk.
Its our hobby :P
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2009, 04:58:58 PM »
I confess nothing.

Am perfect like that. ;D

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what did you do this time sub?  :D ;)
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2009, 08:27:37 PM »
Hey there cutie,, we in the Inquistion have ways of making you talk.
Its our hobby :P

Sure RG.  You can try.

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what did you do this time sub?  :D ;)

Nothing.  Apparently, it's a sin. ;D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2009, 07:27:23 AM »
Sure RG.  You can try.

Nothing.  Apparently, it's a sin. ;D

I can try! TEE HEE ( looks lovingly at the cage of Authentic Rabid Prawns with Optional Razer Atachements)

And doing nothing IS a SIN. Concidering your going out of your way to avoid the Inquisition. Which means.....Your guilty of something your hiding!
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 10:59:44 AM »
I killed the net.

Just to avoid Facebook.


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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 01:06:08 PM »
Well, in that case,, you get a " Get a free sin" token!

* just something she doesnt know,, getting that token means your guilty of trying to sin without being caught*
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 11:26:08 AM »
I killed the net.

Just to avoid Facebook.

I use facebook for family. Other than that, i see how it could be very time consuming. Nothing like this forum of coarse.  :D
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 11:37:28 AM »
I have a myspace account that I've used probably a total of about 20 times in the past 2.5 years.  My family is trying to get me on facebook but so far I've resisted.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2009, 11:37:57 AM »
Touching base with people you havent talked to in years (30 to be exact) is cool too.  This morning I had coffee chatting to a guy that a disected a frog with in the  10th grade!!! VERY cool!

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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 11:40:25 AM »
I have a myspace account that I've used probably a total of about 20 times in the past 2.5 years.  My family is trying to get me on facebook but so far I've resisted.

Same here. Well, i've used it more than 20 times though.But i havent logged on it in the past hmm.....6 or 7 months I think? And that was to send a few messages and the like. Most of my really close friends are on myspace, and its a good way to keep in touch since we live far apart, but other than that, i don't like to obsess over it or facebook for that matter.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2009, 01:31:50 PM »
I have an anouncement.
Frome here on out, I will be accompanied with Geemonster when your punishments are doled out.
Geemonster is now an aprentice inquisitor for the Holy Church of AJ.
 Anyone that has a problem with this will be sumarily punished .
Thank you for you time and have a great day.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2009, 02:44:41 PM »
Ah, you're just full of smoke.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2009, 04:29:46 AM »
GUARDS! PUT THAT MAN INTO THE CAGE WITH THE HYPERACTIVE CYBER PRAWNS WITH ADD!!!!!
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2009, 08:59:46 AM »
I confess to gluttony.

I ate a lot, like a lot today and am still hungry.

As a matter of fact, let me check if we got anything to eat here.

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2009, 03:40:19 PM »
Get into the cage with Skadi,, go on,, you know the drill.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2009, 08:14:00 PM »
Jeez, somebody sure is bossy ;D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2009, 02:27:28 AM »
And don't you just love it our lovely altar girl. ;D

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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2009, 03:57:13 AM »
Hey KA!!!!

Yep,, gotta love the altar girls!
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2009, 09:44:39 AM »
But gotta love sinners more.

The pleasure they provide the inquisitors...

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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2009, 03:18:06 PM »
Hey,, like i allways say " Give me a good sinner and Ill show you an evenings entertainemnt".
Sometimes I say it really loud, but then people just look at me funny.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »
Hi kids! What would the whole religious system be without sinners?! :D

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« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2009, 03:51:02 AM »
Um,,,boring? Dull? Without purpose?

I know they make mine and Gee's jobs fun.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2010, 04:52:32 AM »
Perhaps my rl resolution should be to sin more since altar girls don't. ;D

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« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2010, 01:21:23 PM »
Altare girls,, much like the other staff of the Holy Church Of AJ are beyond sin.
Which makes for some really good Church parties!
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2010, 06:09:30 PM »
Yup, so I was reassured by the Rev...who, btw, is seen less in this thread than I am anymore!

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« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2010, 12:37:19 PM »
Hey,, I keep the place clean of sin,, not much for him to do,, im good at my job!

And the scorpions are bored.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2010, 11:29:33 PM »
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2010, 12:17:48 PM »
Yep,, Got them a beach ball to play with,, went flat in 6.2 seconds!
Poor bored little things.
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2010, 08:05:06 AM »
Perhaps some thing made of soft solid rubber with a fleshy smell :D

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« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2010, 09:14:04 AM »
Perhaps some thing made of soft solid rubber with a fleshy smell :D

I don't know why but that grossed me out a little. *urp*
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2010, 09:41:51 AM »
I don't know why but that grossed me out a little. *urp*

Oops, perhaps the darkside is affecting me ;D

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« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2010, 09:42:55 AM »
( makes note)
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2010, 04:46:22 PM »
....KA dissolves into belly laughs...

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« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2010, 09:51:55 AM »
Watches KA and makes notes of scary laugh
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